Welcome to the website dedicated to debauchery, shenanigans, and tomfoolery!!!

WARNING: This website is NOT for the faint of heart.

YOU SHOULD GO THE FUCK AWAY IF:

* You are a fan of Gary Coleman

* You believe midgets and gimps should be treated like real people

* You are offended by pictures of women drinking the semen of powerfully-endowed beagles

* You know deep down in the very depths of your little heart that you need to be washed in the blood of a guy who died nailed to a piece of wood in order to get into a mythical playground

Otherwise,

GET READY TO PARTY!!!!!

Updated October 28th, 2003