Satan are my buddy!

Daniel Crawford
Dark Lord Of Everything,
Dalriada
028 276 06660

www.freepower.tk
www.freepower.tk
dannyboy@angryforlife.com

Welcome to the personal details of that enigmatic and strange dark-haired intellectual from your maths class.

My name is Danny Boy, Danny, Dan, Daniel or Big Sexy Man-Beast, depending on how much you want me to like you. And I will definately not like you if you sing "Ooooooooh, Danny boyyyyyy....".

My hobbies are just like everyone elses, except i do them with more style. Everyone else likes abstract metaphysics, fire, Muse and beautiful members of the opposite sex ('specially me girlfriend, shes quality), don't they? I like my fire. Fire is great. Fire keeps you warm, its pretty, it cooks stuff, and it has to be constantly maintained. Just like women, actually. The difference is that if a fire finds out you have another fire, or if you smell like another fire, it wont kill you. That said, women have certain advantages over fire. Well, im sure you could with fire, but i wouldnt try it unless you want to become instantly jewish.

For girls, my email is dannyboy@angryforlife.com. If any guy wants to track me down my email is iamaretard@homophobessuck.com.

I'm deliberately not going to say anything useful until i get some emails. I promise to reply to all the ones i want to reply to. Until then, I'll just sit in my brimstone chair juggling babies on a pitchfork.

Yes, Satan gets aborted babies if you're a protestant. Catholisism hasnt got an answer either so they just send babies to limbo and the aborter to hell. My religion believes that God is really a nice guy and he will take care of the babies himself, with the clouds and pearly gate treatment.

Dont like my religion? Send me a derisive email and i plan to call you more names than even the most dirty comedian could think of in a lifetime.