The Four Demandments of Hulkamania
Kids today need to have values, brother. And the only way we can instill them is through the Four Demandments of Hulkamania. When Hulk Hogan becomes the leder of the free world, you can be sure that your kids will get the finest education in true values. Only when you train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins and believe in yourself can you become a true Hulkamaniac in every sense of the word.
You see, when Hulk Hogan becomes President, the Four Demandments will be taking America over by storm. And theres nothing youcan do to stop Hulkamania from running wild like it has never ran before, brother.
