The history of SWF! is a very controversial issue. We like it.
It all began one fine morning, a dark, mysterious, decathlon riden
morning. 
After months of abuse from the bitter seniors we needed
to join together and fight the epic battle! Originally,
we called ourselves WA?: Wierdos against ______.
We couldn't decide!
First we were agianst
acorns. Then it hit us! The acorns had done nothing to us, the beavers
had! We hated Beavers with a vengance! Until our trip to St. Louis,
when we saw some really cute ones!
Somehow we managed to evolve into
SWF! How? We have no idea!
It all began when Toy Story 2 was sold out. We were so mad. We said:
"@!$%@^&*#@#$&^*(^(%@$#@$#!" Really! We did!
Well...not really, but it would have been really funny if we did!
So then we decided to look at the bright side of things.
We were going to go see The World is NOT Enough. For those
of you less fortunate: it's a James Bond movie. We liked it. A lot. So then
during our reign of terror at Clifty Falls State Park, we discovered that
we were being attacked and someone was stalking us. We later found out
that we were not being stalked (it was only Lisa's little brother).
But
to prevent a world wide disaster we became SWF! secret agents.
SWF! is now known throughout the community thanks to the effort of a bitter senior, Anne. She depicted the struggles of the downtrodden freshman in an article in our school newspaper, the Madisonian. We now hope to move on to taking over the world.
SWF! likes to travel to just about anywhere. Someday we will go all over Europe, but for now we are satisfied with places like Milton! Milton is the entertainment capital of the world! Well, not really, we are just excited about our future roadtrip across Kentucky!
At this point you are probably so impressed by SWF! that you want to be just like us! Now you can buy our funky-monkey merchandise. It is high-quality stuff that is 100% SWF!
Now that you are such a SWF! expert, you can take our quiz to see how much you really know. It only takes a couple of minutes and it could change your life.
Are you not creative enough to decide where you want to go when you are on the internet? Now SWF! offers a selection of highly recomended sites that you can visit.
Are you desperate for a date? I mean really desperate? Like so desperate you'll actually consider going out with one of the SWF! members? Or, are you coming to the shocking revelation that you don't have any friends and everybody hates you? Well great! So are we, and to make your potential life easier we've come up with several questions to narrow down your wide selection!
