.quotes taken from instant message conversations.
OoPhyveAngelzoO: as much as we give to the people we love is as much as they can take away and never give back...they can leave us broken on the floor with no hope for recovery...all we are left to do is keep crawling till we find a new drug to help us stand.
dkofsociety: that...... was...... beautiful.
OoPhyveAngelzoO: thanks....now if only I had a voice, earrings and bitchin facial hair...
Darcangel9: is the lost prophets cd out yet?
dkofsociety: oh FUCK YEAH
Darcangel9: is the rest as amazing as the smapler thingie you gave me?
Darcangel9: smapler not being a real word
dkofsociety: YES in every way possible way
Darcangel9: so by saying that you mean that with every cd, trent reznor comes home with you?
dkofsociety: no. b/c trent reznor is not as amazing as the lostprophets cd
Darcangel9: if u hear a knock on your door, open it, its the men ive just sent to kill you
dkofsociety: thanks for telling me!
Darcangel9: no problem
dkofsociety: oh by the way, you guys went too far last night
JungleBunny223: hehehe
JungleBunny223: we know
dkofsociety: seriously, if my parents saw that they would have killed me.
JungleBunny223: it was a horrible downward spiral of vandalism
JungleBunny223: but GOD was it FUNNY
dkofsociety: it was funny, but it was also a little too far. i still have clothing in my tree
dkofsociety: my arm is peeling like a burnt penis
Darkhalo11: i swear, the quality of squirrel porn out there has just plummeted
Darkhalo11: now it's all shot on video, and half of the squirrels just look fake.
Darkhalo11: nothing kills an erection like a tail implant
dkofsociety: god tells me to make more all the time, but i just scream at my mom
Darkhalo11: we've all been there, my friend.
OOPHYVE ANGELZOO: I have projects laying half finsihed all around me and there are so many revelations about pieces and ideas flowing from me, and with the interview in a matter of less then 12 hours it couldn't have come at a better time
dkofsociety: i think you should inject color dye into your scrotum, and jerk off rainbow designs onto an easel with a picture of Dennis Miller's thigh on it
OOPHYVE ANGELZOO: fuck thighs
CoOkiEfAngS13: i Smish you too :-D
dkofsociety: i SMISH YOU? please DONT
CoOkiEfAngS13: not smoooosh you, smish you
dkofsociety: are we in a porn?
CoOkiEfAngS13: i was in johnny bravo, you are on the WRONG channel
dkofsociety: johnny bravo goes smoosh and smish?
dkofsociety: aight 1230 it is... yo i'm scared. i really really like it.
OoPhyveAngelzoO: well I really really like giving head to men with no penises and look where it got me...I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH WOMEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! WHAT"S WRONG WITH ME!! WHY AM I REDUCED TO VAGINA?!!!
dkofsociety: wow.
dkofsociety: you really like to make my quotes page don't you?
dkofsociety:, my journal entries are getting more and more depressing.
XspydereyesX: its oj
XspydereyesX: OJ!!! LOL
XspydereyesX: i meant OK
dkofsociety: HAAHAH
XspydereyesX: OJ!!!!
dkofsociety: where? does he have a knife?
dkofsociety: bored... come over and do me
OoPhyveAngelzoO: I hooopppe you mean musically...
dkofsociety: no, like, fuck me in the ass.
OoPhyveAngelzoO: yeah...like with music...
dkofsociety: no.... take your hard dick and put it in my anus.
OoPhyveAngelzoO: yeah my musically hard dick
dkofsociety: what do you have a... one of those things... HARMONICA! for a dick?
OoPhyveAngelzoO: I wish..I'd never keep a straight face when getting head
dkofsociety: plus, think of the melodies!
Darkhalo11: i know, i'm not complaining. it was time to leave, no big deal slut-spread
dkofsociety: HAH slut-spread!
dkofsociety: i called my brother an ASS NOZZLE before and we both started laughing so hard
Darkhalo11: you are like a painter, dave. but instead of paint, you use words. the words of a child, but more than a child. a child that can fly.
dkofsociety: Hi, I'm Brian. I update LiveJournal twice a month.
Darkhalo11: Hi, I'm Dave. I need to express my every thought through an internet journal to fulfill my needs of acceptance.
dkofsociety: Hi, I'm Brian. I can take a light-hearted comment made by a good friend who just wants to see his written thoughts a bit more and turn it around into an insult that will most likely crush him.
Darkhalo11: Hi, I'm Dave. I take Brian seriously when I shouldn't, and think he's joking when he's bleeding on my porch and holding his intestines up to the moonlight
dkofsociety: Hi, I'm Brian. I joke about serious injuries that never happened, to deepen the impact of my words, therefore showing little to no creative talent in writing skills whatsoever.
Darkhalo11: Hi, I'm Dave. Fuck me cuz I'm stupid! HAHA! I poo on you!!
Darkhalo11: this has gone too far, strangle it
XspydereyesX: damn my boobs are big and yet again i cant get a guy that likes boobs
dkofsociety: funny... most guys like boobs.
Dave: Hey Matt (Dave’s bro), do you want to watch the rest of Blade Runner with me?
Matt: No, I have to go to sleep!
Dave: WHY? What do YOU have to do tomorrow, jerk off into a pan and cook it?…
(Matt and Dave both pause for a couple of seconds and then both recoil in uncontrollable laughter)
dkofsociety: where can i find real good pics of dead trees, for my next tattoo
Biggs2110: www.deadtreesfordavestatoo.com
dkofsociety: oh, you're just hilarious... really, you should go on tour, open up for Dane Cook
Biggs2110: i cant........my spleen is alergic to his shoulder
dkofsociety: liar. i saw your spleen with his shoulder last wednesday, at the country club.
Biggs2110: wait...what color sweater was the spleen wearing?
dkofsociety: it was a light black sweater with a dash of yellow, and magenta lines running throughout, and green shoulder patches with a fuschia logo with brown and blue letters that spelled out the word, "pink"
Biggs2110: dammit.........yea that was him alright!
Biggs2110: that little fuck told me he was playing basketball with tyrone and miguel, his life partners
dkofsociety: nah, it's all a lie. tyrone is a hologram, and miguel is an undercover reporter for "The Life And Times Of The Cheese Molecule"
Biggs2110: fuck holograms
dkofsociety: seriously. they always rob you after sex
Biggs2110: yea seriously
Biggs2110: holograms........they rub you, then rob you.
dkofsociety: holograms never rub me, because in reality I'm a hologram to them, and they don't know I'm real even though they aren't real to me, cuz they think I'm a hologram when they're actually the hologram.
dkofsociety: you know?
Biggs2110: yea.....i had the same situation once....only with an egg
dkofsociety: wait... what color sweater was the egg wearing?
Biggs2110: he's a fuckin egg......what do you want from me
dkofsociety: my life back. please.
Biggs2110: not unless you cure me of the Sally Jesse disease
dkofsociety: dude, you know only Raphael has the antidote
Biggs2110: that pizza loving, sai tossing motherfucker!
dkofsociety: seriously. shit, i got a splinter.
dkofsociety: hahah! get it!
dkofsociety: SPLINTER!!!
Biggs2110: i hate you
BumbleSpunk: and also my car doesn't like to travel, which is bad since its a car
dkofsociety: what up
SuspendedInDusk: heyyy what's up man
dkofsociety: chillin like a palestinian
SuspendedInDusk: that didnt rhyme well enough...lose the pants
dkofsociety: fuck.
dkofsociety: i thought it rhymed exeptionally well.
SuspendedInDusk: what? sorry I was lubin up
dkofsociety: ewW? for what
SuspendedInDusk: for the people man, for the people
BLiNk4Eva77: i don't want to get jacked...
BLiNk4Eva77: just a little cute
BLiNk4Eva77: cut
dkofsociety: I feel like doing cartwheels!!! lol
CoOkiEfAngS13: yeay! watch out you dont knock into me
CoOkiEfAngS13: (doing cartwheels)
dkofsociety: LOL! cartwheel attack!
CoOkiEfAngS13: you kicked me, asshole.
CoOkiEfAngS13: >:o
dkofsociety: suck my ass. I'm a better cartwheeler.
dkofsociety: plus, you're all up in my cartwheelin' space.
CoOkiEfAngS13: watch where you're being happy, would ya! >:o
CoOkiEfAngS13: its my time to shine! hey! watch me do a back flip
dkofsociety: HEY! I'll be happy wherever I damn well please!
Is Loves You: newman huh
Is Loves You: hellooooo newman
DKOFSOCiETY: jesus.
Is Loves You: jesus is a rock
Is Loves You: and i'm a rollin
DKOFSOCiETY: i haven't gotten that like, MY WHOLE LIFE
Is Loves You: well you know what dude, get over it. my name is iselle and that rhymes with gazelle and im from south africa so i get that my whole life. and it sounds like giselle but let me tell you THERE IS NO GIS IN MY NAME
Is Loves You: pronounced jizz
DKOFSOCiETY: yeah? well I'm a spanish kid with a jewish last name. figure that the fuck out. plus I'm short. hahahah
Is Loves You: well
Is Loves You: i know a LOT of hispanic jews
DKOFSOCiETY: well there seem to be a shortage of them here
...lots more to come!...
