12.14.02
You know, I got to thinking earlier today about death. I thought that if I had to die, that it would be fun to be burned (slowly). Of course, its not everyday knowledge, but, burning bodies smell really bad. Of course, if you were on fire, the way you smell would be the last thing you think of. Or, "Does This Look Good On Me?". But, no.. Not on me. I would probably be thinking "Does this burn mark match my socks?". Heh, no. Just kidding. I wouldn't want to be burned. It would be way too painful. However, it makes a good story. Ok, bye.

12.12.02
Hello. I know I havn't edited in a while. That's my fault. I've had quite a bit of homework to do.. Anyway, today was a perfectly normal day. I mean, normal. Hm.. ok.. well.. um.. Nothing.. Else.. I.. Think.. Yea. Bye.

12.6.02
My life will not be the same for a long time. Today, in P.E. (Physical Education), one of the guys tripped and split his head open on the volleyball pole.. It wasn't very comforting.. Anyway, he ran off with the nurse holding his head against a towel. I guess he went to the hospital; Im not sure. Anyway, anyone who reads this, must email me! You are required. .. Or.. I dont know what I'll do. Okay, so, I guess I can't force you. Bye bye for now.

12.5.02
Okay. Hi everyone. How was your day? Mine was just fine. In fact, Im feeling good enough that I made a new page! Yea! Check out my poop! Okay. Um.. I guess that didn't come out quite right. Anyway, enjoy it!

12.2.02
There is a mutilated rat corpse on my front porch.. I just thought you might want to know that. There's also the remnants of a fried one... (The sun fried it, not a frying pan). Dead rats on the doorstep is a disadvantage to outdoor cats. Anyway, I had a great Thanksgiving, however. Hope you did too. Anyway, I just got on to add some stuff real quick. If you are bored, check out some of the new Peanut buttery amazing radioactive Mitchell Kwotes.

11.25.02(Literally 45 minuets later...)
Okay, I lied. I did add something new. Crusty Cheese. I added crusty cheese. Sound yummy?

11.25.02
Sorry people. Nothing new today. Absolutely nothing. I havn't been writing much because right now I am living a boring life. Except for the one funny thing my friend Anissa said in Art the other day (Art is an elective at my school). She turned around and asked me what elective I was in.. I guess she wasn't thinking. Anyway, bye for now everyone. I'll keep an eye open for something new and interesting. Im going to keep a list of all the people who Mail Me! from now on. I will make a new box telling so. Okie. Thanks for your time, people. Bye.

11.23.02(1:34)
Yay! Kwotes are here! Check them out now! I order you to! Ok, got that out. Back to enjoying my boring weekend. (Makes a lot of sense, eh?). Bai.

11.23.02
Hi everybody. Im bored. Can't you tell? I havn't been writing much. Go figure. Enjoy the new Songs I added. Anyway, back to sleeping. Bye Bye

11.15.02
Sorry I havn't been here guys. I have been a little busy. Anyway, I am on for now. This weekend I get to go to a Renaisance festival. Its down near San Antonio if I remember correctly. I wont have internet access all day, however when I get on I can probably edit some more tomorrow. It is 10:43 right now. I added a Word of the Day. Kwotes are comming soon.. I hope. Maybe i'll find some funny stuff at the festival. OK, today Im going to start on a new page, but, I'll have to do as much as I can from memory. I left my binder at home with all of the good juicy stuff. The page is on funny ways you can get revenge. Anyhow, to work I go. Enjoy!

11.12.02
Hmm, well, ok. Today was actually better than yesterday. Considerably better. I dont really have much to say - as usual. Anyway, there will not be a new Word of the Day today. Im running low on ideas here peoples.Mail me! Okay. Bye bye.

11.11.02
My life is officially over. Today at school we had to go outside.. I guess that isn't a bad thing, but, we had our backs to the highway! It was sad that every time we did toe touches, some guy in a truck honked at us. Scary. We had to do all our embarrassing stuff too. Jogging in place, jump rope, and those really weird jumping excercises. You jump back and forth over and back over the line. In other words, we were moving back and forth with our butts facing the highway. Anyway, New stuff. Check it out.

11.9.02
Yo. There's not much happening today.. I added a new "Word of the Day". But, not much else. I need Ieo to get back on and give me a new story. Hm.. Well, Chao.

11.6.02
Hello. I think I am slowly drifting into a depression here... I am getting really bored a lot now. Anyway, Im bored and hyper. So Im crawling up the wall not knowing what to do. Kind of interesting, actually. Anyway.. Um.. I drank a lot of Dr. Pepper.
DR. PEPPER! Okay. That's off my chest. Well, please mail me because im bored and I also need advice on what you peoples want to see. I have many sources and can get a lot of information, but, I need ideas here peoples. Anyway, please email me. C-ya

11.7.02
Hey. Im happy today. Tomorrow I can go all day without a stupid test! Yay! Not much to say today. "B" days at my school are friggen boring. (Yes thats right. Im bored and happy). Be sure to check out Ennui and the Interesting Facts. Bye.

11.6.02
Hi all. Today is the first official day the site is up. The Funny Images were working yesterday, but, they are not supported on all browsers, so, I have to go through and rechange the extentions. Stupid Extentions. I am bored. Someone entertain me. This week at school we are doing 6 weeks test. A crazy week in which we take 2 tests a day, for 4 days. I dont quite see the point. You can take a test whenever the teacher feels like it, you shouldn't make a deadline. Anyhow, back to fixing the problem. Help me cure my boredom and email me. Oh, and dont forget to look at some of the interesting facts. Bye!