(If you want all my wavs straight-up, Here's my Wav Index. Visit my Buster Keaton Wavs, and you've got a complete set!)
Everybody loves wavs, especially me. Here are a few of my favorites, and some you can't find anywhere but here.
More to come. I can record off the TV now. Any requests? Any bones, any rags, any bottles today, any rags?
Can't remember how much space each takes up, but the length of some of them are marked in (seconds).
Gaggy was doing this and I thought I'd do it too.
What could this be?? Good question. (26.31 sec)
A (mostly) animated celebration of nudity. (21 sec)
My own personal Party Mix (15.42 sec)
Alan Cumming, Saturday Night Live 1
Alan Cumming, Saturday Night Live 2
Alan Cumming, Saturday Night Live 3
Alan Cumming, Saturday Night Live 4
doitagan - Morticia: "Last night you were- unhinged..." ("Addams Family") (13.25 sec)
honk - a single horn honk ("Night at the Opera")
honkhonk - From an exceedingly rare clip of Harpo Marx SPEAKING!!! Harpo says "honk honk"
scum - My hero, Ace Ventura: "Fe... fi... fo... fum! I smell..... THEFINGERPRINTSOFSCUM!" ("Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls") (9.34 sec)
batty - Batty Koda introduces himself ("Ferngully") (12.31 sec)
Rockhound: "This is like Dr. Seuss' worst nightmare." ("Armageddon") (3.19 sec)
Rockhound: "This is so much fun it's freaky!" ("Armageddon") (2.48 sec)
naus - King James Earl Jones on love ("Coming to America") (2.55)
"I hate a dirty joke I do, unless it's told by someone who knows how to tell it." ~ Captain Spaulding, "Animal Crackers"
(Marx Brothers sounds swiped- er, borrowed from WhyaDuck.com)
passout - Your usual Groucho pickup line. ::waggles eyebrows:: (8.40 sec)
party - Part of the famous "Party of the first part" exchange between Chicko & Groucho (9.86 sec)
true - Groucho interviews a perfect stranger (6.68 sec)
poverty - Groucho's progress, and mine too (2.65)
dollar - Chicko makes a proposition (4.75 sec)
race - Sure hope this works... Chico racing on the piano! (50~ sec.)
hoola - Kookie Elfman music for Peewee (Music for a Darkened Theatre Vol. II)
caphand - bit from "Cap in Hand", (by The Proclaimers)
macabre1 - bit from Danse Macabre.. long?
super - Bit of "Super Trouper" by ABBA. Come on, you KNOW you love 'em.
zebra - "Hello Mr. Zebra" (by Tori Amos)
bells - bit from "Bells for Her" (by Tori Amos)
arebezretsimollah - "Hello Mr. Zebra" backwards. Otherwise entitled: Theresa has no life
joy - Let Wax teach you to be happy, Ren & Stimpy style. (16.50)
joyscream - scream at the end of the song. Kinda quiet (1.78)
mushsoft - Mr. Clown reflects upon gravity ("Animaniacs")
nuts - from a Slappy Squirrel cartoon; I didn't get the joke until just recently. ("Animaniacs")
Slappy, describe my computer ("Animaniacs")
max Wakko's idea of a knock knock joke. ("Animaniacs")
(the next few are from Disney's "Darkwing Duck", many from John Renard's collection)
Negaduck: "Greetings kids."
Negaduck: "That was your last oopsie." (3.05 sec.)
waydress - Darkwing INSISTS he's not normal.
donttoss - Darkwing pleads to Morgana
ajobfor - Two superheros' secret identities in the same house. Classic! If you're a Disney Duckfan that is.
death - Darkwing's gone berzerk & imagines going back in time to stomp out crime before it happens..
Darkwing: "Just a little shack I like to call home."
Wakko: "OOH I have to potty!" ("Animaniacs")
hygene - a good example of Jess Harnell's (Wakko) George Harrison impression. :) ("Pinky & the Brain")
Buster & Babs: "Take away your props & costumes, what would you be?" "Naked." ("Tiny Toon Adventures")
toomuch - Dexter & Mom... a familiar discussion ("Freakazoid")
yoyo2 - Yoyo Nono meets the Feables. Another example of Harnell's Beatlemania. :D ("Pinky & the Brain")
greedy - Daffy: "I'm a greedy slob..."
Thanks to Pagliacci for directing me to these Harley Quinn wavs (from Batman: TAS):
"Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!"
"Fireworks make me all tingly inside!"
"Naughty, naughty! Jump around like that'n Doctor won't give you a lollipop!"
And last but definitely least...
MY OWN VOICE! That's right, now you can hear the maintainer's quiet little voice through the muffling of a very crappy microphone, singing the Weird Al Show Theme. (51.35 sec.)
And her's me singin' a Mikado song.
Sing with me now - "Row, row, row your boat..."
As pointless as everything else! Yay!
Use these as you will. They're free. Free as the wind blows. Free as the grass grows. Free to follow your dreams...
Thou thee, thee thine, I thine, thou mine, we?