The Magical Patio Builder of South East Asia. The Magical Patio Builder of South East Asia is a remarkable thing. He lives in a soft onion that sits on the top of a spring. At the sound of the word 'patio' he rushes to the scene, and wears real big undies, so tight they give him nose bleeds. Magically he builds, superior patio's and he loves to eat onion covered potatoes. Then he gets naked except for his helmet, and rubs poo all over his pelvis. His magic is endless, his powers are overwhelming, so that even a small monkey couldn't climb over a building. So when you say patio, be careful because, the Magical Patio Builder of South East Asia eats children with peach fuzz! <> <> Notice: The ATEAM gets all stickers and supplies from the Magical Patio Builder of South East Asia. Now stop asking us where we get them! BACK TO NEATSTUFF