~*RaNdU*~
Where to start? There's so much to say. I love Randu. Randu is emo. Randu112 is a very facinating freshman. She is a member of our lunch table and likes to take our food. Sometimes she'll bring us food from PAWS to redeem herself. She introduced me to such things as those huny cakes. Oh they are good. She has back clevage, cooties and big freshman hands. They feel like dough. Mabey one day you can go where many men have gone, Randu's hand. Her hand is usually decoorated with such phrases as "I <3 Brad" or "I <3 Anthony". The name usually changes weekly. I decorate Randu's wrists by making her snazzy bracelets. Her Mom likes them too. Randu got some erotica action and kissed a rockstar named DANuker113 They had a red headed, fire crotched baby named RANduker115. This baby plays the bass and swims. Oh yeah, how could I forget about Randu's bangs? Yes it's true, Randu sports bangs. She a fabulous dancer. She's got that patented Randu move where she pretends to hold up a microphone. Wow, it's great. She called us losers(me and Lily that is). We didn't really care. We're used to it. After all Brad Frohm is a sensitive subject. Ohhhhhhhhhh........Randu. Randu is MY BFF! Randu's mother, the hawk, gave her a book of pick up lines when Randu expressed her deep sadness because she can't find a b/f. This was a great book. It had lines such as...
"Hey, screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?"
"You got that look. That look that says, 'I want a fat woman"
"Would you like to go back to my place and see my sfish tank?"
"Hi...I'm not a frog."
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