"She kisses everyone goodbye, and waves her middle finger high. They're never gonna mess with her again." [Sugarcult]
ali-gatorAli is my girlfriend only. And I know you're all so very very jealous. And you should be. Because not only is Ali unbelievably sexable, she's one of the funniest, sweetest girls ever. She's awesome. Anyone who gets the privelidge to know my girlfriend is lucky indeed.
When I finally got to hang out with Ali in July, we had one hell of a time. First off I woke her ass up at like 6 am. Then she had to figure out directions for me to get there. We roughed the car nearly exploding, almost running out of gas and being damn near lost in Tiajuana. Even though Ali sucks at directions, she's hella cool to be around. I had a blast and put the most miles on my vehicle ever, without really going anywhere. Anyone who can talk me into putting my ass in a dryer is a friend indeed. Especially when I'm incredibly sleep deprived. :D
