Fuck Hondas
I hate fucking Hondas. They are the biggest pieces of shit in the world, except of course for Christopher's Del Sol.I even got a sticker on my truck that reads "No Honda". Here are some really funny pictures and stuff about Hondas.
T’was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn Nova,
Even with its big blower!
As the light goes green and I try to pull like no joke,
The Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons!
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction.
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now,
A thing of the past.
Don't bother with third,
Cause now its too late,
Just try to act cool,
Like I can relate.
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing."
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... it will be a better night.
Not a Race Car
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