Hi, this site is all about programmers, REAL PROGRAMMERS. This site is awesome. My name is Tito and I can't stop thinking about programmers. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:
1. Programmers are mammals.
2. Programmers program ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the programmer is to make really sweet games for kids like me to play.

Weapons and gear:

Computer

Pizza and soft drinks

Brain

Programmers can program in any language they want! Programmers make cheap JAVA games ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they program ALL the time. I heard that there was this programmer who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the programmer made a Mario hack right on the spot. My friend Mark said that he saw a programmer totally uppercut some kid just because the kid forgot to use comment lines.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that programmers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will make a Yoshi's Story 2!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Programmers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. Programmers are totally awesome and that's a fact. Programmers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start programming in high school. I love programming with all of my body (including my [liver]).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about programmers?
A: Programmers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, programmers are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that programmers are always nerdy or geeky. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, programmers can be geeky OR totally awesome.

Q: What do programmers do when they're not programming?
A: Most of their free time is spent doing more programming, but sometimes they play really old SNES games.