~Peacetime is only time to reload.
~Think before I speak.
~Just as the wheel turns as the ox pulls the cart, the wind cannot blow down the mountain.
~Do not lean on doors.
~A unicorn without a horn is just a horse.
~Never take a yellow taxi.
~Stand Clear.
~A broken watch is just a bracelet.
~If i'm not right, you're wrong.
~If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, then why practice?
~You're damned if you do and damned if you don't, so you might as well do it.
~The sky is not blue.
~Time is inconsistant.
~It's better to be difficult than to be easy.
~Always drive in a straight line unless the road curves.
~There are only two things to worry about in life, either you are sick or you are well. If you are well you have nothing to worry about. If you are sick there are two things to worry about, either you will get well or you'll die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are two things to worry about, whether you'll go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven you have nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you'll be too busy shaking hands with old friends to worry about anything.
~If I was a Siamese twin, could I tickle myself?
~Everyone's gonna die- some sooner than others.
~The man who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.
~The weekend is merely the end of the beginning....
~If only we could all get blown in the street.
~Everyone's an idiot.
~Anyman can piss on the floor but no matter how much you try you cannot shit on the ceiling.
~We make problems then solve them.
~Only a real man shakes in the corner.
~Never pull a pen by its cap.
~Life's short enough. Why add pointless bullshit?
~"Thank you all from the pit of my burning nauseous stomach." -Kurt Cobain's suicide note
~"It's better to burn out than to fade away." -Kurt Cobain's suicide note
Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat.
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