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COOL RUNNINGS
"One time before swim practice started, the guy I liked was telling me this really funny story. I guess I was laughing so hard that snot was coming out of my nose, but I didn't realize it. When I went to itch my nose, the snot got all over my hand. The guy just looked at me and said, 'That is so disgusting!' Then he walked away. Mortifying!" |
MISS-TAKEN IDENTITY
"My friends and I were all hanging out at a park by my house, and I was trying to get the attention of this guy. So I yelled over to him, 'Hey! Guy in the blue shirt!' Well, 'he' turned around and was actually a she! I felt so bad!" |
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INSTANT KARMA
"I always like to leave funny things for my 'away message' when I'm on AOL Instant Messanger in my dorm. Well, I forgot that recently my parents got a brand new computer and had made me teach them how to use IM. So I put up this away message-'taking a lonely shower...anyone wanna join?'- and went to class. Later, I got a call from my dad, who was very upset. Turns out that he had signed on, tried to IM me, and got my message. He actually thought he'd intercepted a message meant for someone else! I'm still not sure he believes it was a joke. Whoops!" |
HAIR APPARENT
"This one day, I went to the pool, and after I took a dip, I noticed that everyone seemed to be staring at me. At first, I thought I was just being paranoid, but then, after I saw that people were starting to look seriously uncomfortable around me, I thought, Man, do I have a booger or something? I rushed to the bathroom, and as soon as I stepped in, I saw in the mirror exactly why they were staring at me: I didn't know this when I bought my bathing suit, but when it gets wet, you can see all my pubic hair! I had been walking around like that for quite a while-no wonder!" |
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