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Introduction
Why? Good Question
Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


Parodies
Garianne The Teenybopper
One Man Cover Band
Number One w/the Mullet
Lifestyles of the Narcissistic
OutHouse Magazine
Bob-o Model/Actor
Shrine of Love
Pink Fashion Show
Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Reviews
Sometimes, He Scares Me
Better Off


Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Teddy Bears Are Evil
My, Aren't We Pretty?
Pleasing Bob-o
Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant


It's Story Time
The Robfather
Trailer TRASH Talk
Christmas w/Martha Stewart
Deep Arse Travel
Crotching Tiger Hidden Dragon


Beginning Of The End
My Ego Trip
Links/Webrings
Link Me
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Old Before I Die


«Not Bad«


I like this song. I also hope that I'm old before I die. Actually I don't want to be all that old because like after 60 everything goes downhill. You lose your sight, hearing, limb movements, your teeth and you crap your pants a lot. Because of your failing eyesight you tend to fall more often and you always end up breaking your hip. You piss people off when you drive and teenagers call you "grandma." Social Security is a bitch to deal with so you start checking pay-phones for quarters. Sometimes I would go to the Senior Center and do some of the ladies' hair and they would all tell me the same thing- don't get old. After listening to this song, I wonder if Robbie has ever been to an old folks home and heard some of their stories...