Hello sir, remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
The lad called thingy for 6 whole years
Yeah that's right, my name's Bob
The one who laded the popstar's job
The who you told, look don't touch
The kid who wouldn't amount to much

Well, I'm here and your still there
With your fake sports car and receding hair
Dodging for a trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman that teaches art
Married to the life, married to the school
I wanna sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?

Sing and dance, you thought I was balmy
Settle down thingy, join the army
And who where you to tell me this
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Sir as God who's been giving the right
To structure lives over night

Now I know life's true path
Tanks and guns, that'll be laugh
No, not me. I'm gonna make a civilian
I won't lead my life ride and pillion
But thanks for the advice, I'm sure it'll due
For the negative dickheads just like you
As for now I have a different weapon
Stage and screen is about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
Bullocks sir, kiss my ass