Don't you just love Robbie Williams?

Robbie Williams who? Ohhh, you mean that funny American actor!

No, he's British...

Yeah, he played that British nanny in Mrs. Doubtfire.

No, I mean he's really from England.

Robin Williams is from England?

What? How should I know?

You just said he was from England...

No, Robbie Williams is from England.

Huh? So he is from England?

Yes!

Wow, I never knew Robin Williams was British. I always thought he just had a fake accent in the movie!

Robin Williams isn't British, he's American.

What?!? You just said he was British.

No I didn't.

Yes you did.

No, I said Robbie Williams is British, not Robin Williams...he's American.

Actually you're both wrong, Robin Williams is Canadian.

But she just said he was British.

Wait, who's British?

ROBBIE WILLIAMS!

No, he's Canadian. I saw it on a show the other day.

You know, there are a lot of famous Canadians...

Robbie Williams is not Canadian, he's British!

First you say he's British, then you say he's American, then you change it back to British. You're not a very reliable source...maybe you're just confused.

Damnit, Robbie Williams is British, ROBIN WILLIAMS is American and no one is frigging Canadian!

Well, why didn't you just say so in the first place, wait, who the hell is Robbie Williams?