This is what my gay friend Jack Protesto sent to me:
dear tom,
I am Jack Protesto and I like men! I am not allowed to say the other words I would like to about you Tom but the basic jist of it is I love you and want you so bad!
from jack protesto
I couldn't agree more there Jack, you pretty much described it right down to the last detail. However I don't like the fact that you know that or how you knew.
I love you Babe! (A Red Rose)