ScSsX937: ((yes, but ur in a different room)
ScSsX937: (the food comes)
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: (he seemed extremely interested in what he was doing)
Geezin3000: ((lmao))
ScSsX937: (in fact he gets kind of angry at the waiter for interrupting him)
ScSsX937: (the waiter wont stop apologizing until the commander says...)
ScSsX937: JUST KIDDING
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
ScSsX937: NOW GET OUT
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: yes sir (the waiter leaves)
ScSsX937: (your food is set in front of you)
Geezin3000: (He starts to eat, so does hitomi)
Geezin3000: ((ill brb on, i have to change rooms))
Geezin3000 has left the room.
Geezin3000 has entered the room.
ScSsX937: (the commander drops his spoon on the floor, and immediatly ZOOMS down there, his chair goes flying 10 feet back, he starts rummaging around like a wild animal...at last he stands up sudenly holding the spoon up-he snaps his fingers
ScSsX937: and a servant brings a brand new chair to him, he sits down, LICKS his spoon clean, then resumes eating)
Geezin3000: (He stops, and just stares at him)
Geezin3000: (Smiles)
Geezin3000: (And goes back to eating)
ScSsX937: whaz..da...mah-er..boy (mouth full)...ou ...ook ike ouve splein a ghost!
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA(food goes flying everywhere from his mouth)
ScSsX937: (it gets on EVERYONE at the table)
Geezin3000: (Laughs, but swallows his food first)
ScSsX937: (he just keeps laughing, and food keeps spraying out like a fucking sprinkler)
Geezin3000: (Wipes off his face, and then hitomis)
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: (finally he starts choking, then coughs a HUGE chunk of chewn food on his wife)
ScSsX937: (he kinda stares at her)
ScSsX937: ................
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: (she disgustedly wipes it off)
Geezin3000: (This guy is horrible, very disgusting)
ScSsX937: (suddenly he stops and starts eating like a rabid racoon)
ScSsX937: (food goes flying behind him as he shovels it in his mouth)
ScSsX937: (suddenly and shatply he looks up at you, a bunch of food hanging out of his mouth)
ScSsX937: (he pauses and looks at you like that for at LEAST ten seconds)
ScSsX937: then..............................
Geezin3000: What is it my general?
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
ScSsX937: youve got food on your shoulder my boy......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: (food goes flying everywhere again)
Geezin3000: (He flicks it off)
ScSsX937: (he finally finishes eating)
ScSsX937: (then)
ScSsX937: BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geezin3000: (He wipes the food off him and hitomi again)
ScSsX937: (he lets out the biggest, longest, smelliest burp youve ever experienced)
Geezin3000: (He stops and stares at him)
ScSsX937: (he pulls his napkin up to face level, you think "oh well he has SOME form of decency if hes going to wipe his mouth)
ScSsX937: (then)
ScSsX937: (he wipes the sweat of his forehead...)
ScSsX937: (ignores his food covered mouth)
ScSsX937: whew
ScSsX937: eating is tough work eh?!
Geezin3000: (He then shakes his head, and smiles)
ScSsX937: my boy what rank are you?
Geezin3000: Major Sir!
ScSsX937: .......................................
ScSsX937: BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: no youre not
Geezin3000: (He laughs himself)
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
Geezin3000: B-but sir I am
ScSsX937: no i mean, youre not.........ANYMORE
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Geezin3000: Sir?
ScSsX937: youve been the funnest bunch of people ive met since...yesterday!
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: and for that
ScSsX937: BWAHAHA
ScSsX937: ......
ScSsX937: BWAHA
Geezin3000: What sir?
ScSsX937: im promoting you to admiral!
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHA
Geezin3000: Uhhhh(Looks dumbfounded)
ScSsX937: (sees his look)
ScSsX937: .........
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geezin3000: Sir, no offense but isnt that impossible?
ScSsX937: (face immediatly goes grim)
ScSsX937: boy, when youre me, NOTHINGS impossible
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: hell boy, i have whores come to my house in front of my wife!
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: ......
Geezin3000: (Says low) Dont think she cares much
ScSsX937: NOT KIDDING
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: you say something boy?
Geezin3000: I said, dont think she cares much
ScSsX937: (looks at him, then his wife)
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
ScSsX937: boy, i like you
ScSsX937: i like you a lot
ScSsX937: in fact
ScSsX937: BWAHA
ScSsX937: BWA-
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: im gonna promote you to 5 STAR ADMIRAL!
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: ((lol im havin fuuun))
Geezin3000: ((i can see that))
ScSsX937: ((lol))
Geezin3000: ((ok))
Geezin3000: ((lol*))
ScSsX937: ((lmao))
Geezin3000: ((hehe))
ScSsX937: anyway
ScSsX937: it is time to make like a........BANNANA........and.........SPLIT
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAA
ScSsX937: oh im good
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: (does a lil dance)
Geezin3000: Too good sir!
ScSsX937: why thank ya my boy
ScSsX937: (hes pronounceing boy "boay"
Geezin3000: (Smiles, thinks to himself)This guys is an idiot
ScSsX937: well let me give you a ride home son
Geezin3000: No sir youve done too much already
ScSsX937: oh come now boay, dont be rediculous
Geezin3000: (Smiles)
ScSsX937: you saved this old hags life!
ScSsX937: BWAAHAHAHAHA
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: (still doesnt notice e said anything wrong)
Geezin3000: We'll get by sir
ScSsX937: (kinda stares at you)
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHA
ScSsX937: well ok then
ScSsX937: (offers his hand)
Geezin3000: (Takes his hand, and shakes it)
ScSsX937: (shakes it violently up and down)
ScSsX937: well my boay
ScSsX937: the reception....tomorrow at 11 am sharp....
ScSsX937: be there.......or BE SQUARE
ScSsX937: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAA
Geezin3000: I will sir(Laughs)
ScSsX937: (lets go of your hand, spins and walks off)
ScSsX937: (his wife shrugs at you)
Geezin3000: Its been a pleasure my dear
ScSsX937: (then goes after him, and takes the silver from him, the silverware he just stole from someone who was eating with them, and started playing with them)
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: (you hear him start laughing histerically again)
Geezin3000: (He puts his arm over Hitomis shoulder)
ScSsX937: (then they turn the corner out of view)
Geezin3000: (She pulls away)
Geezin3000: (Shes still really mad)
Geezin3000: (He walks out, she follows)
ScSsX937: ((ok im gonna kinda control u this time))
ScSsX937: ((for a lil while))
ScSsX937: ((were gonna meet at the stash))
Geezin3000: ((ok))
ScSsX937: (you take a cab back to the hotel, for once the driver is somewhat sane)
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: (you walk up, tired, and sick of laughing at that joke of a commanders....jokes)
ScSsX937: (you go to ur room, get undressed-hitomis still really pissed at you, so she makes you sleep on the floor)
ScSsX937: (you wait 2 hours, till ur sure shes asleep, then you get up, get dressed in dark clothes, and head out the door without a fucking sound)
ScSsX937: (you go down, and decide to take a jog instead of a cab-its only a mile)
ScSsX937: (you eventually get there)
ScSsX937: (Fenix isnt there, so you sit on the chest and wait, and start thinking about.........ok this is where u take over)
Geezin3000: Where is he?
Geezin3000: G--damnit
Geezin3000: Late
ScSsX937: (you hear laughing)
ScSsX937: (it sounds like Fenix)
Geezin3000: Huh?
ScSsX937: (you hear)Late? Cmon man, im never late
Geezin3000: (Smiles, and stands) Fenix
ScSsX937: (you dont see a fucking thing)
Geezin3000: Your not a master sniper for nothing
ScSsX937: The one and only (he steps out of a shadow you didnt think was capable of hiding someone, arms crossed, grin on his face)
ScSsX937: damn straight
Geezin3000: (Turns to face him)
Geezin3000: Well my night has been like hell, what about yours
ScSsX937: well, it wasnt the greatest, but i met some hot chicks, screwed my hot maid, and got promoted to Colonel
ScSsX937: (big ass-shit-eating grin on his face)
Geezin3000: Good to hear that
ScSsX937: how bout you?
Geezin3000: Well hitomi is pissed at me since her hair, is messed up, then I had to listen to an idiots jokes
ScSsX937: (laughs)
Geezin3000: Now shes making me sleep on the floor
ScSsX937: (laughs harder)
ScSsX937: quirks of the job eh
Geezin3000: And hasnt said a word all night
Geezin3000: Eh
Geezin3000: (Shakes his head)
ScSsX937: (laughs again)
ScSsX937: well you at least got promoted right?
ScSsX937: 'or am i just that much better than u
Geezin3000: To admiral
Geezin3000: 5 Star
ScSsX937: (pauses)
ScSsX937: aw fuck
ScSsX937: u bastard
ScSsX937: (laughs0
ScSsX937: thats incredible
ScSsX937: admiral
Geezin3000: Except the idiot doesnt know you cant go from being in the army to going in the navy
ScSsX937: (laughs hard)
ScSsX937: ((thats the funny part))
ScSsX937: well whatever works dude
Geezin3000: ((yeah))
Geezin3000: Man I dont want to go back to the room man please(gets on his knees)
ScSsX937: eheh.............
Geezin3000: Shes gonna kill me if she wakes up
ScSsX937: well then ud better haul ass huh
Geezin3000: Please man im begging you!(Is actually begging)
ScSsX937: (laughs)
ScSsX937: Possibly the greatest warrior to draw breath....next to me of course....and youre afraid of women
ScSsX937: (laughs again)
Geezin3000: Man, i pushed her man
Geezin3000: Farther than i pushed even you
ScSsX937: oh well see theres a difference
ScSsX937: u push me
ScSsX937: i take it out on my enemies on the field
ScSsX937: she doesnt really have enemies...on the field
ScSsX937: so she takes it out on you
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: lifes a bitch
ScSsX937: just gotta slap it around sometimes
Geezin3000: Hey man (Stands up)
ScSsX937: o.ô
Geezin3000: Should i get her something?
ScSsX937: .........
ScSsX937: uh
ScSsX937: yes?
Geezin3000: Ok
ScSsX937: here
ScSsX937: (reaches in his pocket and pulls out 1000 euros)
ScSsX937: (gives it to him)
Geezin3000: I dont need it man
ScSsX937: go get her some fancy ring or necklace or something
ScSsX937: oh shut the fuck up
ScSsX937: you can take shit from me
ScSsX937: always have
ScSsX937: dont stop now
Geezin3000: I know
Geezin3000: but its a matter of principle
ScSsX937: ......
ScSsX937: fuck principle!?!?!
Geezin3000: (Laughs)
ScSsX937: what she dont know dont hurt her
ScSsX937: besides
Geezin3000: Fine
ScSsX937: you were probably on the mission with me when i got this money
ScSsX937: so technically its urs too
Geezin3000: Fine
ScSsX937: (he stretches)
ScSsX937: well im heading back
Geezin3000: Well I gotta go too
ScSsX937: i gotta dream to sleep through
ScSsX937: (you blink, and hes GONE)
Geezin3000: (Smiles)
ScSsX937: (i mean what the fuck-how can BLINKING be enuff time to dissapear)
ScSsX937: (then you hear in your really close bye)
Geezin3000: Hes really good
ScSsX937: good luck
ScSsX937: (you turn and hes gone)
ScSsX937: (meanwhile fenix is skipping back, proud of his lil magic trick)
ScSsX937: (smile on his face)
Geezin3000: Well weres the nearest jewelers
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: (you walk to the street, theres a few shops)
ScSsX937: (the next street down is the main shopping center...thered be one there)
Geezin3000: (He starts to run down the street)
ScSsX937: (you get there, you see a fancy jewelry shope, and a thrify one)
ScSsX937: (both are open, even at this hour)
Geezin3000: (He thinks)
Geezin3000: (Goes into the fancy one)
ScSsX937: ((good move))
Geezin3000: ((thanks))
Geezin3000: (Walks up to the guy behind the counter)
Geezin3000: Show me your biggest diamons
ScSsX937: (a lady wearing tons of fancy jewelry behind the counter looks ar you, and purses her lips)
Geezin3000: Diamond*
Geezin3000: you got
ScSsX937: (you hear CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLANK SCRATCH CLINK as she grabs teh window, unlucks it and slides it open-its almost difficult for her cuz of all the shit shes wearing)
Geezin3000: (Tries to hold in a laugh)
Geezin3000: (But it comes out anyway)
ScSsX937: (she takes out two HUGE diamond rings, youd think that would take a girls finger off)
ScSsX937: (she lays the down on the table with CLI-CLI-CLA-SCRATC-CLINK)
ScSsX937: *them
Geezin3000: Hmmm.....does she want a ring? She might think Id be proposing....
ScSsX937: (she kinda taps her fingers at you laughing at her, making CLINK CLINK CLANK CLINK CLINK)
ScSsX937: (gives you that brooklyn face)
Geezin3000: (Looks at her, and makes an, oh sorry gesture)
Geezin3000: ((lol))
ScSsX937: ((hehe))
Geezin3000: (He looks them over and he picks the biggest one out) How much
ScSsX937: (brooklyn accent....this is paris......WEIRD)twentay too hundrahd eauras