Quotes and Humor

The following are a compilation of quotes, jokes, poems and other sayings collected from various locations.

WORDS THE SF LIVE BY:
  • "If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid"
  • "When in doubt, empty your magazine"
  • "Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you"
  • "If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you"
  • "Try to look unimportant - they may be low on ammo"
  • "All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds"
  • "The easy way is always mined"
  • "Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at"
  • "Incoming fire has the right of way"
  • "The bursting radius of a hand-grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range"
  • "The law of the bayonet says the man with the bullet wins"
  • "Courage is only fear that has said its prayers"
  • "Life is the leading cause of death, anything else is a contributing factor"
  • "A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying your camo & concleament isnt up to scratch...."
  • "two lines you should never cross...the horizontal and the vertical"
  • "If I die and go to Heaven and someone I hate ends up in Heaven, than am I really in Heaven?"
  • "If you can run a 6-minute mile, ya got 4 minutes. GO!!"
  • "If there's time to get it wrong, there is sure as hell time to get it right."
  • "The only thing I feel when I kill is the recoil from my rifle."
  • "Where there is peace - there once was blood"
  • "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men are willing to do violence on their behalf."
  • "How fast can you repent"
  • "If your in a fair fight, Your tactics suck!"
  • "The quickest way to get killed in battle is to face the objective head on with only one thought in your head: victory. The quickest way to win a battle...is to do the same damn thing"
  • "Many times in battle, one might lose their mind, their life, their soul. What makes them soldiers is that they entered into combat knowing the price they might pay, and choosing to enter into it anyway"
  • "Sniping is poetry in slow motion, up in till u pull the trigger."
  • "One man's fate comes from another man's wait."
  • "Peace and love makes the world go round, War prevents it from going round too fast."
  • "Don't try to run. You'll only die tired"
  • "If you see someone smile when everything goes wrong, then they have someone in mind to blame."
  • "The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
  • "Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean their not out to get you."
  • "man or woman, young or old, my sights are steady, and my trigger cold. walk or run, laugh or cry your in my A.O., now you die!"
  • "It takes 23 muscles to frown but only 6 to pull the pin out of a grenade"
  • "Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it’s not like he really needed them, right?"
  • "send lawyers, guns, and money....the shit has hit the fan!"
  • "Invisible souls...leave .308 holes"
  • "Only the dead have seen the end of War"
  • "You will do something stupid everyday of your life. if you cannot find something stupid to do on your own, you will be ordered to do something stupid."
  • "There is no problem that can not be solved using high explosives"
  • "The enemy is before me, the enemy is around me, my mission is death, my mission is met."
  • And Last but not least,
  • HOO-AH!!!!