The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. (The Restaurant at the end of the Universe, Douglas Adams)
I thought I heard the sound of the Darwinian barrel being scraped. (Dr.Jackson's Diary - by Anais)
Oh FABULOUS choice of words, babe. I'll get my trowel and the we can REALLY slap on the double entendres. (Dr.Jackson's Diary - by Anais)
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. – The hitch-hicker's guide to the galaxy, Douglas Adams
"The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself from going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later." – The hitch-hicker's guide to the galaxy, Douglas Adams
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, he muttered to himself, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – The hitch-hicker's guide to the galaxy, Douglas Adams
Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome. (Terry Pratchett, Mort)
It wasn't blood in general he couldn't stand the sight of, it was just his blood in particular that was so upsetting. (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.(Terry Pratchett, Hogfather)
I used to think that *I* was stupid, and then I met philosophers.(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.[Terry Pratchett]
I was impressed, finally, that I was not invisible. (G. Reed's 'Pryor Rendering')
It's not only a lonely life, it's downright hazardous! (Roscoe P. Coltrain - The Dukes of Hazzard)
If you hit a pony over the nose at the onset of your acquaintance, he may not love you, but he will take a deep interest in your movements ever afterwards. ("False Dawn", Rudyard Kipling)
I've got a private theory that life doesn't imitate art. It imitates melodrama. ("Out of Bounds" by M. Seabrook)
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)
Cheer up, cock. All the same in a hundred years. -- Right. Not so hot now, though. (The Charioteer)
And how can this be?! For he *is* the Kwisatz Haderach!! (Dune)
MR. MERQUISE IS MISSING!!! (Zechs - written by the Rev. Maynard in Part 28 of 'They Call Me A Wanderer')
"Well if that just don't put a fly in the oatmeal." -- "Ointment," Heero corrected. -- Duo shrugged. "Whatever." (from Steve san's 'And Never the Twain Shall Meet')
It was as if all the air in the room had been drawn into the void left by that vacant 'oh'. (from one of Dacia's unfinished Chris and Alec stories)
"He can see the future. I can read minds. We should *not* have problems like this." (Schuldig - WK - Aoe's 'Embracing the Shadows')
When I agree with myself, I get worried (Mission Impossible by Dangermouse)
Ya know, not every one is like you and understands that 'Omae o Korosu' is a multipurpose phrase (Duo to Heero, random Gundam Wing fic)
You know what they say -- if you can't beat them... then they aren't tied down properly. (In the Company of Friends by Keara)
"As I walk through the Valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... I will fear getting the shit blown out of me, but I will fear no evil." ( Warped Mirrors by Mel and Christy)
“Hot? Want me to turn up the air conditioning?” Treize gestured to the unit on the wall behind Wufei, and the boy insistently shook his head. No, warriors don’t need central air. (akio ohtori's 'How to Write a Fanfic Review, GW Style')
"What Vaseline was doing in the copy room, he didn't want to know, but it served his purposes." ('Office Boy' by Jade)
"He giggled to himself and shook his head. He couldn't help it. Being happy made him slightly insane." (Caroline's 'After Image')
“You have to have wine! They’re OZ officers! You can’t have *OZ* over and not have *wine*!” ('Oh What a Night' - DuoFanGirl)
“It’s my hypothetical scenario, and if I want them to be untouched, blushing virgins, then damn it all, they will be untouched, blushing virgins!” ('Weaving a Tale' by triedunture)
I find your sense of justice amusing. (Wufei - Battlefield of Pacifists)
"I feel quite energetic, my Lady. A pleasant change I think… I was weary of weariness." (Sydney (Vagrant Story) - Lunar's 'Wandering in the Waking')
// Ah the perks of being dead… I get reunited with my arms… how… macabre.// (Sydney (Vagrant Story) - Lunar's 'Wandering in the Waking')
I won’t go. I won’t! I WON’T! I can never leave you. Especially now. Because… Well, I can’t get out of the straitjacket. (Farfello (wk) - Shoori's 'Hanging By A Moment: Version 2')
You're going to put WHAT, WHERE? (Cloud (ffvii) - Talya Firedancer's 'Burn Like the Sun')
"You can't leave him like that. He'll cramp up." (Yohji (wk) - Yuri's 'Heir Apparent')
Now Heero was imagining secret love lives for anime characters. He felt like a complete baka. ('Another Version of Events' by Karan Seraph)
"In hindsight that did not end the way I wanted... Oh well - nobody reads this stuff anyway." (a/n at the end of Kenen and E. Entity's 'Adrenaline')
Of course, I 'll be dead, but there's a downside to every plan. (The Quiet One by triedunture)
You know, you take all the fun out of being dead,' Treize grumbled. 'Scaring the crap out of people and being cryptic are part of the job description, you know.' (koyote's 'Damnation')
Yes, wolves can smirk. Humans call that baring the fangs. (Heero Yui--Garou by Asuka Kureru)
It appears I'm alive. How bothersome. (Sukunami's 'Out of My Control')
It's only life, Trowa; nobody gets out alive. ('Perfect' by PlaidDragon)
No wonder the man rarely spoke - obviously he had been raised by a pack wolves or something, to be able to have such a wide variety of snarls and growls. (Schuldich of Aya in Nekojita's 'The Other Side')
"Tell me," Trowa said suddenly. "When a human goes out on a date, say, hypothetically, to an oak tree, what do they wear? Just generally speaking." (fanfic Beautiful by GirlStarfish)
You know you've hit rock bottom when you've been mocked by a hamster. (Expectations by Sunhawk)
It was kind of sad, really, that he answered his own questions and statements instead of waiting for a reply from me. (from Maaya's 'Rituals')
Miri practically beamed at that, or as much as one can while still looking pouty and brooding. (from Reverand Maynard's 'Can You Feel Anything When I do This?')
"But you keep on declaring my death every day! And you hit me all the time! And you call me a baka!" -- "So?" -- "You have a very interesting way of showing your feelings, Heero." (Anria's Vodka and a Gundam pilot)
You see? These are the consequences of binge drinking. -Brad Crawford (Kamo-chan's "Nirvana")
"We have no food, no water, no gas, no phone, and no money--yet we have CONDOMS?!" (Heero to WuFei in a not-yet-written chapter, the Road Trip Chapter, of Innocence of Heart, by Heero no Ikeike)
Briefly debating smothering himself, Zelgadis sat up and glared at the Mazoku. "You're impossible." -- Xelloss tossed the box away. "No, just very improbable." (Harukami's 'Palace Life')
Jack made a firm mental note to have a long talk with Daniel about his instinct for self-preservation, which made the average lemming look like a paranoid survivalist by comparison. (Diversion - by Bilbo)
Hi, it's Daniel here. I'm either not at home or engaged in carnal riot and debauchery so eyewateringly filthy that answering the telephone is way down on my list of priorities. If you wish to leave a message, please speak after the orgasmic moan and I'll get back to you when I'm...ahem...done. Thank you. (Dr.Jackson's Diary - by Anais)
Guessing is way better than knowing. See, there's only one right answer, but there can be an infinite number of guesses. Guessing rules. (Duo, random Gundam Wing fic)
Eyes are open but the brain is still pushing out the zz's (Mission Impossible by Dangermouse)
Damn, I could hear the exclamation marks. (Mission Impossible by Dangermouse)
What I wouldn't give for a Hawiian about now. That's a Hawaiian pizza. Not a big bloke in a pretty shirt with a surf board under his arm and why did my mind just do that? (Mission Impossible by Dangermouse)
