If you kiss and make up, fight with the opposite sex!
Whoever says a bird in hand is worth two in the bush ain't been puttin' his bird in the right bush!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular??
If marriage where illegal, only outlaws would have inlaws.
Kinky is feathers... perverted is the whole chicken.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults in adultery?
Love a lesibian. You usually get two friends for the price of one.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
Bachelorhood should be taxed; such happiness is valuable.
Few things upset my husband. Glad I'm one of them.
Everybody lies about sex.
Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
Two's company, three's an orgy.
Unicorns aren't mythical; virgins are!!
Virginity can be cured.
She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And all night long he was on her and off her.
If it takes one man and one women nine months to make a baby, putting nine men on the job won't get it done any quicker.
"All's fair in love and war" - What a contemptible lie!
Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
