One of the first students to arrive at Kamino University, Bob, most easily recognized as a lizardman from Mustafar, is one of the friendliest souls you will ever encounter. Coming from a loving family environment, Bob easily makes friends with everyone, though he is particularly close to his roommate Xander. He enjoys eating the cafeteria burritos, as well as small rodents and insects, and loves playing sports. When his friend Sebastian fell victim to Priss Dickens' dark influence during their first year, Bob was the only one to realize how evil Priss really was right away, and became a target of several assassination attempts. Forging an alliance with the Ewoks, all of whom now work aboard Bob's Star Destroyer, Bob was able to fend off Dickens' galactic conquest by blowing up the ULSA, his space station. Fiercely protective of friends and family, he also kept the janitor, Kyle Katarn, from "putting Beatrice back in her grave." Though often easily confused, he speaks both wisdom and whimsy, and his heart is definitely in the right place.

One of the earliest students to arrive at Kamino University, Xander had a fairly troubled childhood. The son of a man and a banshee bird, his mother was infamous due to burning their entire planet, Vjun, and their moon. Despite this, Xander seems to have turned out all right. Majoring in botany and English, he is Bob's roommate (and best friend), and gets on well with all of the other students, though he and Johan have had a few rough spots---especially during the period that Xander harbored a clear lust for Johan's mother. A serious fellow initially, being around Bob has truly loosened Xander up, and he has no problem enjoying himself. He recently made a trip back to Vjun to calm down his mother, who escaped from the funny farm on Spainuhnuh that kept her incarcerated for several years. Most recently, he and his father invited everyone who opposed Watersford Townsend IV (with the exception of the Jawas and Yoda, who stayed on Kamino) to return with them to Vjun to hide. When Townsend approached the planet, Xander's mother burned it all over again.

One of the original Kamino University students, Johan is a lot of things, not the least of which is neurotic, obsessive, and somewhat bitter. A "hat" major, Johan came from the frozen planet of Ilum, where he was raised by a single mother, Jan, never knowing who his father was. That is, until recently, when he discovered his father was Kyle Katarn, the university's janitor. At Kamino, Johan made friends with the other students---particularly Beatrice and Sebastian (for whom he was the high school bus driver, strangely enough), as well as Bob and Xander. When Beatrice died, Johan became suicidal for a time, though as of late he seems to have gotten over that. Though he didn't take to Tiffany right away, he seems to get along fine with her now, and the new student, Antaeus, is now Johan's roommate, and they are close friends. Johan, perhaps due to his lack of a father growing up, often gets in trouble at school---once he was sent to detention for implying his teacher was "overcompensating." He does not seem to have taken particularly well to his parents' recent re-marriage, though there is little he can do about it. His grandfather, Morgan, died aboard the ULSA when it exploded. Johan is secretly dating Cokaspek Fatt.

This beautiful girl from Concord Dawn enrolled at Kamino University after the start of the first term. Though at first she didn't get along with Bob, Sebastian, Johan, Beatrice and Xander, when Beatrice died, everyone seemed to have no problem with her going from "the new girl" to "the girl." The daughter of Boba Fett and Mon Mothma, she finds her father often gone on long journeys, and her mother to be something of a source of constant embarrassment, and as such Tiffany is fairly self-sufficient. These days she is close friends with all the students, particularly Bob and Xander, and even the new guy, Antaeus. Her major undeclared, she seems content to take a variety of classes. Recently she endeavored to help resurrect Beatrice. No one is quite sure why her name includes the phrase "of evil," as at heart she's really a nice person.

Hailing from Spainuhnuh, this poetic musician decided to go to college instead of remaining on his homeworld to help his father, Sean Connery, with the family business (running a funny farm). He briefly considered attending Mericest Honeywood University until meeting Prin-Prin, at which point he signed up for classes on Kamino. Though initially feeling out of place, "Neil" has settled in nicely. He is a marketing/hair-care major, and also Johan's roommate. He finds himself reading brochures about the university to catch up on what he missed before coming there. He considers Xander a close friend, gets along well with Bob, and may or may not have a crush on Tiffany. Thanks to his father's considerable financial donation, he became the first person to join The Lukes fraternity who wasn't a Luke. Sensitive, he finds himself easily affected by what others say and do---such as the fact that his dad hired a "replacement" son, Bruno Cody, briefly (Bruno eventually left to work with Cokaspek Fatt). Antaeus's goals in life include graduating college, finding what happened to his mother, firing Gerbil the Hutt, and rescuing Prin-Prin's daughter.

Hailing from Tatooine, this bright-eyed youth had a fair future ahead of him as he arrived at Kamino University early-on... that is, until his storyline took one too many pages from Anakin's book. Majoring in veterinary studies, he was usually seen near the side of his tauntaun, Tom. Though he was friends with most of the students, his talkative ways sometimes rubbed people the wrong way. Still, he was a good guy, he just... got in over his head. After Beatrice, possessed by Phantom Fluoride, was killed at his hands, he turned to Gonk, the droid who sold him drugs, and became erratic and hopelessly addicted. Concerned, his parents hired Watersford Townsend III, or Priss Dickens, to look after him as a guardian. The thing is, Priss was a Sith Lord, and took Sebastian on as his dark apprentice, in exchange for more drugs for him. Finally, though, push came to shove aboard the ULSA and the Ysalimari counseled Sebastian back to the side of light, just in time for him to escape the collapsing space station and return to the dorm planet of Taspir, reunited with his friends. After the stress of the first year at Kamino, Sebastian dropped out and returned to Tatooine for an indefinite sabbatical.

We don't know too much about Luke, but we don't really need to... after the feature films and all, we get the picture. As far as Holocron is concerned, Luke seems to have spent the years after Yoda's death "bothering him," before cloning himself innumerable times in order to create a fraternity out of his own clones, known as The Lukes. While the rest of The Lukes sometimes enjoy wreaking havoc at Kamino University, the original Luke seems content to sit around meditating, performing marriages, or attending the occasional Ray Rancor Charles concert. He recently traveled with Antaeus to Spainuhnuh to meet Sean Connery and get a generous donation to his fraternity.

The innumerable clones of Luke Skywalker, together they make up their own fraternity, The Lukes, at Kamino University. Always seen in groups, they have been known to be troublemakers, such as when they stole all the tables in the cafeteria (or when Sebastian claimed that they had taken his room from him). They aren't all bad, though, as at one point they were seen defending the Jawa staff members from the school's only acklay (a creature known to eat Jawas quite often). Antaeus recently joined the Lukes' fraternity, despite not being a Luke.

Rosh is as flamboyantly gay as the day is long, but that's not really why most of the students don't like him very much---it's pretty much just because he's a creepy stalker. He went to high school with Sebastian, and stole his underwear before following the poor guy to college at Kamino University. On an outing, Sebastian confronted Rosh about the stolen goods but they ran afoul of Alora, who proceeded to chop Rosh's arm off. This hasn't stopped him however, and he got a perfectly good arm to replace it with. While he is not a part of the regular social group of the Kamino students, he is very much around, and enrolled in Jawa Sex-Ed's classes the second year (he is considered to be Ed's best student). Though he has hit on everyone from Sebastian to General Grievous in the past, lately Rosh seems to have turned his attentions towards Bob, much to the lizardman's confusion and disappointment.

A mercenary, Beatrice left her pet rancor behind to go sample life as a student at Kamino University. She knew Xander Avarian already, from her mercenary days, during which she killed Weird Al Yankovic. Though she didn't truly dislike any of the other students there, Beatrice did like her solitude, however, and instead of living with the others on the dorm planet of Taspir, attempted to claim a room on the "basement" side of Kamino. That was when she ran afoul of Phantom Fluoride, the dental hygiene ghost, who possessed her in a violent manner. Struck down by Sebastian in self-defense, Beatrice was killed, and her loss was mourned by all, especially Johan, and her ten-or-more sisters, the "Pilot Sisters," owners of X-Wing Airlines. During the midst of a later term, Yoda taught the students how to resurrect Beatrice, and they did so---much to her disappointment. Not mindlessly cheery like her sisters, Beatrice actually preferred being dead, though when she saw how hard her friends, particularly Tiffany and Bob, fought to bring her back, she conceded that perhaps life wouldn't be so bad after all. She then returned to her home planet of Arevass.

Though Kamino is an oceanic planet covered in water, one portion of the planet is dry land, the "sandbar side"---and within this "basement" of the university resides the bizarre ghost, Phantom Fluoride. His origins are largely unknown, other than the fact that at some point in the past, he was the mascot of Kamino's rivals, Mericest Honeywood University (on Dantooine), and Prin-Prin still has a statue of it in his office on Coruscant of Fluoride (which the ghost seems to be able to possess at will). Fluoride, as his name may tell you, is obsessed with dental hygiene and will stop at nothing to make pearly white teeth for all a reality. Because of this, he possessed Beatrice, causing her death at the hands of Sebastian. At the end of that year, he also appeared on the ULSA and killed Priss Dickens, presumably due to poor dental hygiene. After ULSA exploded, Phantom Fluoride laid low for awhile, though he has been known to appear when someone speaks his name. Recently Yoda tricked him into drinking coffee (which ruined his pearly white teeth), but he is as tenacious as ever. Sometimes shows up at PTA meetings.

There was more to this well-mannered gentleman than meets the eye. Hailing from an unknown region, Watersford Townsend III, who was immediately dubbed "Priss Dickens," seemed unfamiliar with things like garbage or droids even. The leader of the Guardian Club, he became the legal guardian of Sebastian Sandrunner when the latter became addicted to drugs. Also the leader of the "Esteem Club," which turned out to be an army of stormtroopers, Dickens was, in reality, a Sith Lord, and he took it upon himself to turn Sebastian to the dark side. Manipulating the PTA, he received enough funding to build the Un-Life Stellar Annihilator, or ULSA, a space station with enough firepower to... well, you know the rest. He was antagonized, however, by Bob, who realized he was evil. Priss would stop at nothing to destroy Bob, but never succeeded. He was aboard the ULSA when Bob's Ewoks began their trench run, but was killed just before it exploded by Phantom Fluoride. However, in a recorded message to his son, Watersford IV, Priss blamed his death on Bob. He left AIR Jordan, his artificial intelligence mech-suit, to his son, and after his death, his stormtroopers went to work for Principal Prin-Prin of Mericest University, though they now work for Priss's own son.

Though at first glance one might suspect that Watersford the Fourth was a clone of his father, Priss Dickens, it's not the case. Despite the resemblance, Watersford IV is clearly his own man, and carries a more youthful vigor than his father did. And by youthful vigor, I mean insanity. He came onto the scene recently, attempting to destroy the owner of Jedi Mart on Naboo, as well as ally himself with Prin-Prin to shut down Kamino University once and for all (though Watersford's ulterior motive was to kill everyone on Kamino as well). Tricking Prin-Prin into giving Watersford all his money, his troops, and the "detention" ship Invisible Hand, Townsend IV soon began "BestQuest"---his own personal universal conquest. It wasn't long before he hinted to Prin-Prin that he was longer necessary, and their alliance was broken off. We haven't seen the last of Watersford Townsend IV, and he continues to be a thorn in the side of the students of Kamino University, and the galaxy at large. Watersford's all-time favorite thing is a new issue of "SPACE Magazine."

The ethically challenged, morally vile principal of Kamino's rival school, Mericest Honeywood University. Prin-Prin, first of all, married his daughter, because of "convenience." He, by himself, is also the Board of Education, which causes many problems for our heroes on Kamino---not the least of which included a plot to blow up Kamino University, a plot to extract "something" from the Wookiees, a plot to manipulate the PTA into getting him some vehicles, and a plot to shut down Kamino forever. Prin-Prin is not the brightest, but always seems to get his own way as far as Mericest is concerned. He employed the stormtroopers previously belonging to Priss Dickens (before they defected). He has counted several of his students including Cokaspek Fatt, Cahfri Kashminek, and Garby Kashminek, among his lackeys (though once again, all of them have currently abandoned him). His likes include making up weird songs, ordering people around, and making himself a legion of daughters. Most recently allying himself with Watersford Townsend IV, Prin-Prin finally finds himself high and dry, with no troops, no money, and no allies, following a betrayal by Townsend.

An expert strategist and warrior, Cahfri is one of the Princes of Kashminek, his home world. Attending Mericest Honeywood University, he quickly moved up the ladder of success to become Prin-Prin's second-in-command. However, though he is smart as a whip, he was made to look bad in the eyes of Prin-Prin by the third-in-command, Cokaspek Fatt, who kind of drove Cahfri out of "three-eyed-brown's" good graces. He is the brother of Garby, another Prince of Kashminek, who is now working with Cokaspek exclusively. Cahfri's mother, a banshee bird or "chocobo," resides at Sean Connery's funny farm on Spainuhnuh, but recently escaped in an X-wing fighter and secretly returned home to Kashminek, where she rules as Queen.

One of the Princes of Kashminek, Garby is Cahfri's younger brother. Like his sibling, he chose to attend Mericest Honeywood University. Making friends with Cokaspek Fatt, he found himself third-in-command to Prin-Prin after his brother fell out of the principal's favor (that, and Prin-Prin wanted to extort money from Garby's father, the King of Kashminek). He is quieter and not as strategically inclined as Cahfri, preferring to let Cokaspek plan things for him. Along with Cokaspek, he recently broke off from Prin-Prin and they formed their own secret base on Arevass. Garby's mother is a banshee bird, and was incarcerated on Spainuhnuh at Sean Connery's funny farm, until she escaped by somehow piloting an X-wing fighter back home.

A young Twi'lek, Cokaspek was a student at Mericest Honeywood University, run by Prin-Prin. Disgusted by Prin-Prin's daughter-groping antics and annoyed at his seemingly idiotic plans, Cokaspek knew early-on that someday she would be running things, but still treated Prin-Prin with a thin toleration so that she could move up the ranks. Third-in-command after Cahfri, she engineered it so that Cahfri would screw up and leave, putting her in second place after Prin-Prin. Recently she allied herself both with Cahfri's brother Garby, the prince of Kashminek, and Bruno Cody, the "fake brother" of Antaeus Connery. When Prin-Prin forged an alliance with Watersford Townsend IV, and gave away all of Mericest's money, Cokaspek and Garby took all the food and the acklay, as well as the other students, and abandoned Prin-Prin, leaving for a secret base on Arevass. Cokaspek enjoys not wearing pants, belitting Prin-Prin, and kickboxing. She dislikes being mistaken for a toilet, which happens more often than you'd think due to her pale complexion. She is secretly dating Johan Katarn in her spare time.

Yes, it's that Sean Connery. How he got from being an actor on Earth to running a funny farm on his own planet, Spainuhnuh, you will have to wait to find out. What we do know is this: He is the father of Antaeus "Neil Diamond" Connery, and is the head of what is essentially an insane asylum (which is known to hold both Xander's mother and the mother of Cahfri and Garby, the Queen of Kashminek). He has most of the Kaminoan race in his employ, one notably working as his secretary. He also employs a Hutt named Gerbil, of suspicious origin. Lastly, while Antaeus was away at college, he hired a man named Bruno Cody to become his "vice-son" and help run the family business---though Bruno later betrayed him by pledging his alliegiance to Cokaspek Fatt. Sean is attempting to reform himself, despite constantly being hounded by Pussy Galore. He likes fraternities and his massive PT Cruiser.

Originally a mercenary, Bruno was hired by Sean Connery to a rather odd position: "Vice-Son." Seeing as Sean's son Antaeus had left for college, Sean desired help running the family business---a funny farm on Spainuhnuh. Bruno relished the attention he got from Sean, and took to the job with enthusiasm. However, despite the enjoyment he got rubbing his position in Antaeus's face upon his return to Spainuhnuh, Bruno found that after Antaeus left, Sean would speak of little else but his real son. Annoyed, Bruno secretly pledged his alliegiance to Cokaspek Fatt of Mericest Honeywood University, though his betrayal was immediately detected by Connery.

The owner of Jedi Mart, a convenience store chain found throughout the galaxy, but particularly on Coruscant. She ran into Watersford Townsend IV one day while making her rounds, and he attempted to manipulate her to his own ends, as Jedi Mart is the largest provider of food to Kamino University. Eventually, she went to Yoda with her concerns. She resides on Naboo and is very protective of her property, which she guards feverishly with turret-lasers and an army of protocol droids. Watersford Townsend IV eventually invaded Naboo in an attempt to crush her, but his attempts were foiled, barely.

After several years in the afterlife following his death in Return of the Jedi, Yoda used a little-known technique known as "Force Alive" to, well, resurrect himself. At first he was not much more than a senile guidance counselor at Kamino University (even mistaking Sebastian Sandrunner for Anakin Skywalker), but following the departure of the Jawa Prininciple, Yoda has stepped up to become principal, and taken the reins of Kamino U., though he does not seem to be a huge fan of the Jawa staff. His current job has made him an enemy of both Prin-Prin and Watersford Townsend IV, who seek to shut down his university. Yoda likes fruit from bat-stomachs, the color brown, tater-tots, and the Force. He dislikes Prin-Prin ("bad brown"), his brother Goda (about whom we currently know very little), and not getting his own way. He and R2-D2 are constantly getting on each other's nerves.

A hulking man with a deep voice, this is Xander's father (definitely the parent whom Xander takes after physically). Xandad is both a man of great patience, being married to a psychopathic/homicidal chocobo for all those years, and a man of no patience... when it comes to his PTA foil, Mon Mothma (a woman he cannot stand). Spending most of his time on Vjun, the planet that his wife burned to a crisp, he is usually quite willing to lend his opinion to the PTA when they need him. Briefly became the sex-ed teacher at Kamino University while the Jawas were on strike.

Foul-mouthed and generally rude, though it IS still Threepio. Pals around with R2-D2 when they aren't fighting. He carries a "whore list" with a seemingly endless amount of names on it. He was given "special attachments" by Anakin's mother, and spent a brief period addicted to drugs dealt by his friend Ray Rancor Charles, though he seems to have sobered up a bit. He works part-time as a cashier at Jedi Mart, but spends most of his time working as Jawa Sex-Ed's teaching assistant. He also helped defuse the bomb left in R5 by Prin-Prin, and assisted Johan in the assault against Prin-Prin on Kashyyyk. Also participates in the PTA.

Yes, it's R2-D2. Yes, he can talk. Couldn't he always talk? You probably just didn't have the volume turned up high enough before. Anyway! R2 is a fairly straightforward droid: he likes order, regulations, and following rules even if they are ridiculous. He is still friends with C-3PO---that is, when they aren't quarreling over something. He spends most of his time working for Yoda, a person he often finds himself at odds with. He likes spending time with his wife, downloading Nascar videos on the internet, and regulating how many tater-tots people are allowed to have. Not a fan of Ewoks, or littering.

The years have not treated this woman well, let's just say that. Founder of the Rebel Alliance in her heyday, Mon Mothma is the outspoken mother of Tiffany. Always opinionated even when the opinion makes no sense, Mothma is loud, and loves to think she's in charge. Previously married to Tiffany's father, Boba Fett, after their daughter's first year of college they got divorced, something Mothma is still not quite over. A member of the PTA, she is always at odds with Xander's father, Xandad. Some of her misadventures include subbing as Kamino University's history teacher during the Jawa strike, and of course, pretending to be Harry Potter and infiltrating the nefarious ULSA to spy on Priss Dickens at the request of the PTA. She is very protective of her daughter, though she doesn't seem to realize that Tiffany isn't twelve anymore.

Bob's Dad is a lizardman, and his son definitely takes after him in more ways than one. He is almost always cheery, though he often mistakenly thinks his son has gotten into trouble. He loves his wife and son, and would do anything for them. He is quite easily confused, and often forgets to come to PTA meetings despite being a key member of that particular alliance. Considering that Bob has enough money to buy his own Star Destroyer, it's a fair bet that Bob's Dad is in some sort of lucrative profession, though he spends most of his time on Mustafar, their home planet. He and his wife briefly subbed as P.E. teachers for Kamino University (though no one came to their classes).

A platinum-plated bird of several names, the easiest of which is "chocobo," Xander's mother was infamous for one thing: she burnt Xander's entire homeworld of Vjun, probably more than once. Married to Xandad, she somehow produced Xander, who seems to have turned out well despite his mother's absolute insanity. A skilled arsonist among other things, Xander's Mom spends most of her time incarcerated in the funny farm run by Sean Connery, Antaeus's father. When she gets in a "mood," few things can pacify her, though laughter, particularly that of Gerbil the Hutt, seems to work, and sometimes Tic-Tacs as well. She also burned the moon of Vjun once, and most recently she burned the surface of Vjun again to fend off an attack by Watersford Townsend IV. She wants to eat Bob more than you will ever know.

The sweet, pie-making mother of Johan. She was once partners with Kyle Katarn in their younger, more adventurous days, though when she told Kyle she was pregnant with Johan, he split. She raised Johan alone, hiding his father's identity from him for most of his life growing up on Ilum. Recently, Kyle had a change of heart and they were remarried, so now Johan knows his lineage. Jan dotes on Johan, making him something of a mama's boy. At one point Xander even had a thing for her, but after Kyle came back into the picture, Xander keeps his distance (for fear of bodily harm).

Once a Jedi, he became a janitor at Kamino University both because he enjoys cleanliness and to secretly look after his son, Johan, who would become a student there someday. Johan was the result of a relationship Kyle had with his one-time partner, Jan Ors, whom he left at the beginning of the pregnancy. The janitor spends his time polishing things, cleaning up Kamino, and burying the dead when necessary. His father, Morgan, died aboard the ULSA, and despite being a ghost has managed to remain dead, which is just the way Kyle prefers it---not that he dislikes his father, it's just that he hates to go against the natural order of things, which is why he so strongly opposed the resurrection of Beatrice, another Kamino student. Recently, he revealed Johan's lineage to him, and got back together with Jan. He also briefly subbed as the hat-making instructor during the Jawa strike at Kamino. He is a good friend of Luke and a member of the PTA.

Wise and world-weary, the Ysalimari is a magical Force-nullifying lizard that spends her time spinning on a light for all eternity. Many of the galaxy's animal lifeforms have her number, much to her chagrin---while she seems to have no troubles dispensing her wisdom to humans, too many phone calls from tauntauns and such tend to irritate her. She helped counsel Sebastian back to the Light Side of the Force, aboard the ULSA. More recently, she found herself in Prin-Prin's office, arguing with him over her spinning light, which he had turned off.

This famed bounty hunter escaped the Sarlaac Pit on Tattooine by reciting Shakespeare to the Sarlaac, and in doing so became a new man. Though still a bounty hunter, Boba is a bit more refined, more into watching classic movies than disintegrations. He married Mon Mothma and together they have a daughter, Tiffany, who attends Kamino University. Marriage to Mothma would be a strain on anyone, though, and despite often being gone on long business trips, Boba found he couldn't take it anymore, and recently filed for divorce.

The so-called Pilot Sisters are the owners of X-Wing Airlines, and the sisters of Beatrice (as well as the one solitary Pilot Brother). They are cheerful, though fairly ditzy, and just how good they are at piloting is very much in doubt, several of them having admitted to "taking courses over the internet." More than one of them is completely dependent on the assistance of the droid R5-D2 to help them fly. Despite this, a couple of them did teach flight classes at Kamino University for a while. As Beatrice is a darker, more realistic soul, she is considered the "black sheep" of the family, though it's clear that some of her darker moods come from the fact that her ten or so sisters are the way they are. It is also suspected that the Pilot Sisters are one of the reasons that drove the Pilot Brother to start drinking heavily.

Original leader of the Jawa teaching staff. The Prininciple helped transfer leadership of Kamino from its original race, the Kaminoans, to the Jawas, and was the principal and leader of Kamino University for many years. His leadership ways always took a hands-on approach, and as such he took it upon himself to do many tasks, such as investigate the water contamination, run the parent-teacher conferences, lead the PTA on occasion (including striking back at Priss Dickens), and inform Beatrice's sisters that she had been killed. He was the college roommate of Jawa Sex-Ed. After the battle against Priss Dickens ended in the first term, the Jawa Prininciple developed several health problems and took an extended vacation from his job to preserve his wellbeing, allowing Yoda to serve as principal in his stead for the interim.

Though we don't see much of this particular Jawa the first year at Kamino, he is pretty hard to ignore. This rainbow-robed Jawa, known as "Ed" to close friends, is a pure sexual being. He, as you would expect, is the sexual education teacher at Kamino University, though his very "hands on" approach often leaves students shaking their heads (and locking their doors). C-3PO is his teaching assistant, and his considers Rosh to be his apprentice (and best student). He was roommates with the Jawa Prininciple in college, which is probably how he got his job (not to mention a job sealed with a contract even Yoda can't break---much to Yoda's annoyance). Went on strike with the other Jawa staff members, but returned at the request of the students.

The unofficial leader of the Jawa staff members in the Jawa Prininciple's absence, Jawa Force teaches students about the Force at Kamino University (as you might expect). Somewhat world-weary despite being level-headed overall, his cool logic sometimes slips up as he suggests things like "force-assassination-plots" or medicating his colleagues with "Force Valium." One of the shortest Jawas, garbed in midnight blue, he has moderated the PTA meetings in the past. Participated in the Jawa strike with the rest of the staff members, but returned to Kamino at the request of the students.

Another Jawa staff member at Kamino University. To say that his job is to teach people to fly ships at Kamino is not a lie, though to call him a teacher is somewhat misleading, as he has the distinction of never having taught a class---instead the flight class has been taught by everyone from the Pilot Sisters to Sean Connery in his stead. Having likely been through one too many crashes, Jawa Pilot "stole the vocal cords of a child" and is a known chain-smoker. He wears yellow and is of average Jawa height, though he quite honestly is not around much. He accompanied the other Jawas on their strike, but returned when the students asked them to, despite his apparent lack of teaching anyone anything.

The most kindhearted of the Jawa teachers, Jawa Hat specializes in making hats, and is also the school nurse at Kamino University. Purple-robed, she is one of the most cool-headed of the Jawa teachers, and keeps the males in line with her gentle touch. She and her student Johan have a close mentor-pupil relationship---when she left Kamino with the other Jawas on strike, she left Johan a letter and hat supplies so he wouldn't go without in her absence. She, of course, returned to the school later at the students' request.

One of the first students to arrive at Kamino University, Bob, most easily recognized as a lizardman from Mustafar, is one of the friendliest souls you will ever encounter. Coming from a loving family environment, Bob easily makes friends with everyone, though he is particularly close to his roommate Xander. He enjoys eating the cafeteria burritos, as well as small rodents and insects, and loves playing sports. When his friend Sebastian fell victim to Priss Dickens' dark influence during their first year, Bob was the only one to realize how evil Priss really was right away, and became a target of several assassination attempts. Forging an alliance with the Ewoks, all of whom now work aboard Bob's Star Destroyer, Bob was able to fend off Dickens' galactic conquest by blowing up the ULSA, his space station. Fiercely protective of friends and family, he also kept the janitor, Kyle Katarn, from "putting Beatrice back in her grave." Though often easily confused, he speaks both wisdom and whimsy, and his heart is definitely in the right place.

One of the earliest students to arrive at Kamino University, Xander had a fairly troubled childhood. The son of a man and a banshee bird, his mother was infamous due to burning their entire planet, Vjun, and their moon. Despite this, Xander seems to have turned out all right. Majoring in botany and English, he is Bob's roommate (and best friend), and gets on well with all of the other students, though he and Johan have had a few rough spots---especially during the period that Xander harbored a clear lust for Johan's mother. A serious fellow initially, being around Bob has truly loosened Xander up, and he has no problem enjoying himself. He recently made a trip back to Vjun to calm down his mother, who escaped from the funny farm on Spainuhnuh that kept her incarcerated for several years. Most recently, he and his father invited everyone who opposed Watersford Townsend IV (with the exception of the Jawas and Yoda, who stayed on Kamino) to return with them to Vjun to hide. When Townsend approached the planet, Xander's mother burned it all over again.

One of the original Kamino University students, Johan is a lot of things, not the least of which is neurotic, obsessive, and somewhat bitter. A "hat" major, Johan came from the frozen planet of Ilum, where he was raised by a single mother, Jan, never knowing who his father was. That is, until recently, when he discovered his father was Kyle Katarn, the university's janitor. At Kamino, Johan made friends with the other students---particularly Beatrice and Sebastian (for whom he was the high school bus driver, strangely enough), as well as Bob and Xander. When Beatrice died, Johan became suicidal for a time, though as of late he seems to have gotten over that. Though he didn't take to Tiffany right away, he seems to get along fine with her now, and the new student, Antaeus, is now Johan's roommate, and they are close friends. Johan, perhaps due to his lack of a father growing up, often gets in trouble at school---once he was sent to detention for implying his teacher was "overcompensating." He does not seem to have taken particularly well to his parents' recent re-marriage, though there is little he can do about it. His grandfather, Morgan, died aboard the ULSA when it exploded. Johan is secretly dating Cokaspek Fatt.

This beautiful girl from Concord Dawn enrolled at Kamino University after the start of the first term. Though at first she didn't get along with Bob, Sebastian, Johan, Beatrice and Xander, when Beatrice died, everyone seemed to have no problem with her going from "the new girl" to "the girl." The daughter of Boba Fett and Mon Mothma, she finds her father often gone on long journeys, and her mother to be something of a source of constant embarrassment, and as such Tiffany is fairly self-sufficient. These days she is close friends with all the students, particularly Bob and Xander, and even the new guy, Antaeus. Her major undeclared, she seems content to take a variety of classes. Recently she endeavored to help resurrect Beatrice. No one is quite sure why her name includes the phrase "of evil," as at heart she's really a nice person.

Hailing from Spainuhnuh, this poetic musician decided to go to college instead of remaining on his homeworld to help his father, Sean Connery, with the family business (running a funny farm). He briefly considered attending Mericest Honeywood University until meeting Prin-Prin, at which point he signed up for classes on Kamino. Though initially feeling out of place, "Neil" has settled in nicely. He is a marketing/hair-care major, and also Johan's roommate. He finds himself reading brochures about the university to catch up on what he missed before coming there. He considers Xander a close friend, gets along well with Bob, and may or may not have a crush on Tiffany. Thanks to his father's considerable financial donation, he became the first person to join The Lukes fraternity who wasn't a Luke. Sensitive, he finds himself easily affected by what others say and do---such as the fact that his dad hired a "replacement" son, Bruno Cody, briefly (Bruno eventually left to work with Cokaspek Fatt). Antaeus's goals in life include graduating college, finding what happened to his mother, firing Gerbil the Hutt, and rescuing Prin-Prin's daughter.

Hailing from Tatooine, this bright-eyed youth had a fair future ahead of him as he arrived at Kamino University early-on... that is, until his storyline took one too many pages from Anakin's book. Majoring in veterinary studies, he was usually seen near the side of his tauntaun, Tom. Though he was friends with most of the students, his talkative ways sometimes rubbed people the wrong way. Still, he was a good guy, he just... got in over his head. After Beatrice, possessed by Phantom Fluoride, was killed at his hands, he turned to Gonk, the droid who sold him drugs, and became erratic and hopelessly addicted. Concerned, his parents hired Watersford Townsend III, or Priss Dickens, to look after him as a guardian. The thing is, Priss was a Sith Lord, and took Sebastian on as his dark apprentice, in exchange for more drugs for him. Finally, though, push came to shove aboard the ULSA and the Ysalimari counseled Sebastian back to the side of light, just in time for him to escape the collapsing space station and return to the dorm planet of Taspir, reunited with his friends. After the stress of the first year at Kamino, Sebastian dropped out and returned to Tatooine for an indefinite sabbatical.

We don't know too much about Luke, but we don't really need to... after the feature films and all, we get the picture. As far as Holocron is concerned, Luke seems to have spent the years after Yoda's death "bothering him," before cloning himself innumerable times in order to create a fraternity out of his own clones, known as The Lukes. While the rest of The Lukes sometimes enjoy wreaking havoc at Kamino University, the original Luke seems content to sit around meditating, performing marriages, or attending the occasional Ray Rancor Charles concert. He recently traveled with Antaeus to Spainuhnuh to meet Sean Connery and get a generous donation to his fraternity.

The innumerable clones of Luke Skywalker, together they make up their own fraternity, The Lukes, at Kamino University. Always seen in groups, they have been known to be troublemakers, such as when they stole all the tables in the cafeteria (or when Sebastian claimed that they had taken his room from him). They aren't all bad, though, as at one point they were seen defending the Jawa staff members from the school's only acklay (a creature known to eat Jawas quite often). Antaeus recently joined the Lukes' fraternity, despite not being a Luke.

Rosh is as flamboyantly gay as the day is long, but that's not really why most of the students don't like him very much---it's pretty much just because he's a creepy stalker. He went to high school with Sebastian, and stole his underwear before following the poor guy to college at Kamino University. On an outing, Sebastian confronted Rosh about the stolen goods but they ran afoul of Alora, who proceeded to chop Rosh's arm off. This hasn't stopped him however, and he got a perfectly good arm to replace it with. While he is not a part of the regular social group of the Kamino students, he is very much around, and enrolled in Jawa Sex-Ed's classes the second year (he is considered to be Ed's best student). Though he has hit on everyone from Sebastian to General Grievous in the past, lately Rosh seems to have turned his attentions towards Bob, much to the lizardman's confusion and disappointment.

A mercenary, Beatrice left her pet rancor behind to go sample life as a student at Kamino University. She knew Xander Avarian already, from her mercenary days, during which she killed Weird Al Yankovic. Though she didn't truly dislike any of the other students there, Beatrice did like her solitude, however, and instead of living with the others on the dorm planet of Taspir, attempted to claim a room on the "basement" side of Kamino. That was when she ran afoul of Phantom Fluoride, the dental hygiene ghost, who possessed her in a violent manner. Struck down by Sebastian in self-defense, Beatrice was killed, and her loss was mourned by all, especially Johan, and her ten-or-more sisters, the "Pilot Sisters," owners of X-Wing Airlines. During the midst of a later term, Yoda taught the students how to resurrect Beatrice, and they did so---much to her disappointment. Not mindlessly cheery like her sisters, Beatrice actually preferred being dead, though when she saw how hard her friends, particularly Tiffany and Bob, fought to bring her back, she conceded that perhaps life wouldn't be so bad after all. She then returned to her home planet of Arevass.

Though Kamino is an oceanic planet covered in water, one portion of the planet is dry land, the "sandbar side"---and within this "basement" of the university resides the bizarre ghost, Phantom Fluoride. His origins are largely unknown, other than the fact that at some point in the past, he was the mascot of Kamino's rivals, Mericest Honeywood University (on Dantooine), and Prin-Prin still has a statue of it in his office on Coruscant of Fluoride (which the ghost seems to be able to possess at will). Fluoride, as his name may tell you, is obsessed with dental hygiene and will stop at nothing to make pearly white teeth for all a reality. Because of this, he possessed Beatrice, causing her death at the hands of Sebastian. At the end of that year, he also appeared on the ULSA and killed Priss Dickens, presumably due to poor dental hygiene. After ULSA exploded, Phantom Fluoride laid low for awhile, though he has been known to appear when someone speaks his name. Recently Yoda tricked him into drinking coffee (which ruined his pearly white teeth), but he is as tenacious as ever. Sometimes shows up at PTA meetings.

There was more to this well-mannered gentleman than meets the eye. Hailing from an unknown region, Watersford Townsend III, who was immediately dubbed "Priss Dickens," seemed unfamiliar with things like garbage or droids even. The leader of the Guardian Club, he became the legal guardian of Sebastian Sandrunner when the latter became addicted to drugs. Also the leader of the "Esteem Club," which turned out to be an army of stormtroopers, Dickens was, in reality, a Sith Lord, and he took it upon himself to turn Sebastian to the dark side. Manipulating the PTA, he received enough funding to build the Un-Life Stellar Annihilator, or ULSA, a space station with enough firepower to... well, you know the rest. He was antagonized, however, by Bob, who realized he was evil. Priss would stop at nothing to destroy Bob, but never succeeded. He was aboard the ULSA when Bob's Ewoks began their trench run, but was killed just before it exploded by Phantom Fluoride. However, in a recorded message to his son, Watersford IV, Priss blamed his death on Bob. He left AIR Jordan, his artificial intelligence mech-suit, to his son, and after his death, his stormtroopers went to work for Principal Prin-Prin of Mericest University, though they now work for Priss's own son.

Though at first glance one might suspect that Watersford the Fourth was a clone of his father, Priss Dickens, it's not the case. Despite the resemblance, Watersford IV is clearly his own man, and carries a more youthful vigor than his father did. And by youthful vigor, I mean insanity. He came onto the scene recently, attempting to destroy the owner of Jedi Mart on Naboo, as well as ally himself with Prin-Prin to shut down Kamino University once and for all (though Watersford's ulterior motive was to kill everyone on Kamino as well). Tricking Prin-Prin into giving Watersford all his money, his troops, and the "detention" ship Invisible Hand, Townsend IV soon began "BestQuest"---his own personal universal conquest. It wasn't long before he hinted to Prin-Prin that he was longer necessary, and their alliance was broken off. We haven't seen the last of Watersford Townsend IV, and he continues to be a thorn in the side of the students of Kamino University, and the galaxy at large. Watersford's all-time favorite thing is a new issue of "SPACE Magazine."

The ethically challenged, morally vile principal of Kamino's rival school, Mericest Honeywood University. Prin-Prin, first of all, married his daughter, because of "convenience." He, by himself, is also the Board of Education, which causes many problems for our heroes on Kamino---not the least of which included a plot to blow up Kamino University, a plot to extract "something" from the Wookiees, a plot to manipulate the PTA into getting him some vehicles, and a plot to shut down Kamino forever. Prin-Prin is not the brightest, but always seems to get his own way as far as Mericest is concerned. He employed the stormtroopers previously belonging to Priss Dickens (before they defected). He has counted several of his students including Cokaspek Fatt, Cahfri Kashminek, and Garby Kashminek, among his lackeys (though once again, all of them have currently abandoned him). His likes include making up weird songs, ordering people around, and making himself a legion of daughters. Most recently allying himself with Watersford Townsend IV, Prin-Prin finally finds himself high and dry, with no troops, no money, and no allies, following a betrayal by Townsend.

An expert strategist and warrior, Cahfri is one of the Princes of Kashminek, his home world. Attending Mericest Honeywood University, he quickly moved up the ladder of success to become Prin-Prin's second-in-command. However, though he is smart as a whip, he was made to look bad in the eyes of Prin-Prin by the third-in-command, Cokaspek Fatt, who kind of drove Cahfri out of "three-eyed-brown's" good graces. He is the brother of Garby, another Prince of Kashminek, who is now working with Cokaspek exclusively. Cahfri's mother, a banshee bird or "chocobo," resides at Sean Connery's funny farm on Spainuhnuh, but recently escaped in an X-wing fighter and secretly returned home to Kashminek, where she rules as Queen.

One of the Princes of Kashminek, Garby is Cahfri's younger brother. Like his sibling, he chose to attend Mericest Honeywood University. Making friends with Cokaspek Fatt, he found himself third-in-command to Prin-Prin after his brother fell out of the principal's favor (that, and Prin-Prin wanted to extort money from Garby's father, the King of Kashminek). He is quieter and not as strategically inclined as Cahfri, preferring to let Cokaspek plan things for him. Along with Cokaspek, he recently broke off from Prin-Prin and they formed their own secret base on Arevass. Garby's mother is a banshee bird, and was incarcerated on Spainuhnuh at Sean Connery's funny farm, until she escaped by somehow piloting an X-wing fighter back home.

A young Twi'lek, Cokaspek was a student at Mericest Honeywood University, run by Prin-Prin. Disgusted by Prin-Prin's daughter-groping antics and annoyed at his seemingly idiotic plans, Cokaspek knew early-on that someday she would be running things, but still treated Prin-Prin with a thin toleration so that she could move up the ranks. Third-in-command after Cahfri, she engineered it so that Cahfri would screw up and leave, putting her in second place after Prin-Prin. Recently she allied herself both with Cahfri's brother Garby, the prince of Kashminek, and Bruno Cody, the "fake brother" of Antaeus Connery. When Prin-Prin forged an alliance with Watersford Townsend IV, and gave away all of Mericest's money, Cokaspek and Garby took all the food and the acklay, as well as the other students, and abandoned Prin-Prin, leaving for a secret base on Arevass. Cokaspek enjoys not wearing pants, belitting Prin-Prin, and kickboxing. She dislikes being mistaken for a toilet, which happens more often than you'd think due to her pale complexion. She is secretly dating Johan Katarn in her spare time.

Yes, it's that Sean Connery. How he got from being an actor on Earth to running a funny farm on his own planet, Spainuhnuh, you will have to wait to find out. What we do know is this: He is the father of Antaeus "Neil Diamond" Connery, and is the head of what is essentially an insane asylum (which is known to hold both Xander's mother and the mother of Cahfri and Garby, the Queen of Kashminek). He has most of the Kaminoan race in his employ, one notably working as his secretary. He also employs a Hutt named Gerbil, of suspicious origin. Lastly, while Antaeus was away at college, he hired a man named Bruno Cody to become his "vice-son" and help run the family business---though Bruno later betrayed him by pledging his alliegiance to Cokaspek Fatt. Sean is attempting to reform himself, despite constantly being hounded by Pussy Galore. He likes fraternities and his massive PT Cruiser.

Originally a mercenary, Bruno was hired by Sean Connery to a rather odd position: "Vice-Son." Seeing as Sean's son Antaeus had left for college, Sean desired help running the family business---a funny farm on Spainuhnuh. Bruno relished the attention he got from Sean, and took to the job with enthusiasm. However, despite the enjoyment he got rubbing his position in Antaeus's face upon his return to Spainuhnuh, Bruno found that after Antaeus left, Sean would speak of little else but his real son. Annoyed, Bruno secretly pledged his alliegiance to Cokaspek Fatt of Mericest Honeywood University, though his betrayal was immediately detected by Connery.

The owner of Jedi Mart, a convenience store chain found throughout the galaxy, but particularly on Coruscant. She ran into Watersford Townsend IV one day while making her rounds, and he attempted to manipulate her to his own ends, as Jedi Mart is the largest provider of food to Kamino University. Eventually, she went to Yoda with her concerns. She resides on Naboo and is very protective of her property, which she guards feverishly with turret-lasers and an army of protocol droids. Watersford Townsend IV eventually invaded Naboo in an attempt to crush her, but his attempts were foiled, barely.

After several years in the afterlife following his death in Return of the Jedi, Yoda used a little-known technique known as "Force Alive" to, well, resurrect himself. At first he was not much more than a senile guidance counselor at Kamino University (even mistaking Sebastian Sandrunner for Anakin Skywalker), but following the departure of the Jawa Prininciple, Yoda has stepped up to become principal, and taken the reins of Kamino U., though he does not seem to be a huge fan of the Jawa staff. His current job has made him an enemy of both Prin-Prin and Watersford Townsend IV, who seek to shut down his university. Yoda likes fruit from bat-stomachs, the color brown, tater-tots, and the Force. He dislikes Prin-Prin ("bad brown"), his brother Goda (about whom we currently know very little), and not getting his own way. He and R2-D2 are constantly getting on each other's nerves.

A hulking man with a deep voice, this is Xander's father (definitely the parent whom Xander takes after physically). Xandad is both a man of great patience, being married to a psychopathic/homicidal chocobo for all those years, and a man of no patience... when it comes to his PTA foil, Mon Mothma (a woman he cannot stand). Spending most of his time on Vjun, the planet that his wife burned to a crisp, he is usually quite willing to lend his opinion to the PTA when they need him. Briefly became the sex-ed teacher at Kamino University while the Jawas were on strike.

Foul-mouthed and generally rude, though it IS still Threepio. Pals around with R2-D2 when they aren't fighting. He carries a "whore list" with a seemingly endless amount of names on it. He was given "special attachments" by Anakin's mother, and spent a brief period addicted to drugs dealt by his friend Ray Rancor Charles, though he seems to have sobered up a bit. He works part-time as a cashier at Jedi Mart, but spends most of his time working as Jawa Sex-Ed's teaching assistant. He also helped defuse the bomb left in R5 by Prin-Prin, and assisted Johan in the assault against Prin-Prin on Kashyyyk. Also participates in the PTA.

Yes, it's R2-D2. Yes, he can talk. Couldn't he always talk? You probably just didn't have the volume turned up high enough before. Anyway! R2 is a fairly straightforward droid: he likes order, regulations, and following rules even if they are ridiculous. He is still friends with C-3PO---that is, when they aren't quarreling over something. He spends most of his time working for Yoda, a person he often finds himself at odds with. He likes spending time with his wife, downloading Nascar videos on the internet, and regulating how many tater-tots people are allowed to have. Not a fan of Ewoks, or littering.

The years have not treated this woman well, let's just say that. Founder of the Rebel Alliance in her heyday, Mon Mothma is the outspoken mother of Tiffany. Always opinionated even when the opinion makes no sense, Mothma is loud, and loves to think she's in charge. Previously married to Tiffany's father, Boba Fett, after their daughter's first year of college they got divorced, something Mothma is still not quite over. A member of the PTA, she is always at odds with Xander's father, Xandad. Some of her misadventures include subbing as Kamino University's history teacher during the Jawa strike, and of course, pretending to be Harry Potter and infiltrating the nefarious ULSA to spy on Priss Dickens at the request of the PTA. She is very protective of her daughter, though she doesn't seem to realize that Tiffany isn't twelve anymore.

Bob's Dad is a lizardman, and his son definitely takes after him in more ways than one. He is almost always cheery, though he often mistakenly thinks his son has gotten into trouble. He loves his wife and son, and would do anything for them. He is quite easily confused, and often forgets to come to PTA meetings despite being a key member of that particular alliance. Considering that Bob has enough money to buy his own Star Destroyer, it's a fair bet that Bob's Dad is in some sort of lucrative profession, though he spends most of his time on Mustafar, their home planet. He and his wife briefly subbed as P.E. teachers for Kamino University (though no one came to their classes).

A platinum-plated bird of several names, the easiest of which is "chocobo," Xander's mother was infamous for one thing: she burnt Xander's entire homeworld of Vjun, probably more than once. Married to Xandad, she somehow produced Xander, who seems to have turned out well despite his mother's absolute insanity. A skilled arsonist among other things, Xander's Mom spends most of her time incarcerated in the funny farm run by Sean Connery, Antaeus's father. When she gets in a "mood," few things can pacify her, though laughter, particularly that of Gerbil the Hutt, seems to work, and sometimes Tic-Tacs as well. She also burned the moon of Vjun once, and most recently she burned the surface of Vjun again to fend off an attack by Watersford Townsend IV. She wants to eat Bob more than you will ever know.

The sweet, pie-making mother of Johan. She was once partners with Kyle Katarn in their younger, more adventurous days, though when she told Kyle she was pregnant with Johan, he split. She raised Johan alone, hiding his father's identity from him for most of his life growing up on Ilum. Recently, Kyle had a change of heart and they were remarried, so now Johan knows his lineage. Jan dotes on Johan, making him something of a mama's boy. At one point Xander even had a thing for her, but after Kyle came back into the picture, Xander keeps his distance (for fear of bodily harm).

Once a Jedi, he became a janitor at Kamino University both because he enjoys cleanliness and to secretly look after his son, Johan, who would become a student there someday. Johan was the result of a relationship Kyle had with his one-time partner, Jan Ors, whom he left at the beginning of the pregnancy. The janitor spends his time polishing things, cleaning up Kamino, and burying the dead when necessary. His father, Morgan, died aboard the ULSA, and despite being a ghost has managed to remain dead, which is just the way Kyle prefers it---not that he dislikes his father, it's just that he hates to go against the natural order of things, which is why he so strongly opposed the resurrection of Beatrice, another Kamino student. Recently, he revealed Johan's lineage to him, and got back together with Jan. He also briefly subbed as the hat-making instructor during the Jawa strike at Kamino. He is a good friend of Luke and a member of the PTA.

Wise and world-weary, the Ysalimari is a magical Force-nullifying lizard that spends her time spinning on a light for all eternity. Many of the galaxy's animal lifeforms have her number, much to her chagrin---while she seems to have no troubles dispensing her wisdom to humans, too many phone calls from tauntauns and such tend to irritate her. She helped counsel Sebastian back to the Light Side of the Force, aboard the ULSA. More recently, she found herself in Prin-Prin's office, arguing with him over her spinning light, which he had turned off.

This famed bounty hunter escaped the Sarlaac Pit on Tattooine by reciting Shakespeare to the Sarlaac, and in doing so became a new man. Though still a bounty hunter, Boba is a bit more refined, more into watching classic movies than disintegrations. He married Mon Mothma and together they have a daughter, Tiffany, who attends Kamino University. Marriage to Mothma would be a strain on anyone, though, and despite often being gone on long business trips, Boba found he couldn't take it anymore, and recently filed for divorce.

The so-called Pilot Sisters are the owners of X-Wing Airlines, and the sisters of Beatrice (as well as the one solitary Pilot Brother). They are cheerful, though fairly ditzy, and just how good they are at piloting is very much in doubt, several of them having admitted to "taking courses over the internet." More than one of them is completely dependent on the assistance of the droid R5-D2 to help them fly. Despite this, a couple of them did teach flight classes at Kamino University for a while. As Beatrice is a darker, more realistic soul, she is considered the "black sheep" of the family, though it's clear that some of her darker moods come from the fact that her ten or so sisters are the way they are. It is also suspected that the Pilot Sisters are one of the reasons that drove the Pilot Brother to start drinking heavily.

Original leader of the Jawa teaching staff. The Prininciple helped transfer leadership of Kamino from its original race, the Kaminoans, to the Jawas, and was the principal and leader of Kamino University for many years. His leadership ways always took a hands-on approach, and as such he took it upon himself to do many tasks, such as investigate the water contamination, run the parent-teacher conferences, lead the PTA on occasion (including striking back at Priss Dickens), and inform Beatrice's sisters that she had been killed. He was the college roommate of Jawa Sex-Ed. After the battle against Priss Dickens ended in the first term, the Jawa Prininciple developed several health problems and took an extended vacation from his job to preserve his wellbeing, allowing Yoda to serve as principal in his stead for the interim.

Though we don't see much of this particular Jawa the first year at Kamino, he is pretty hard to ignore. This rainbow-robed Jawa, known as "Ed" to close friends, is a pure sexual being. He, as you would expect, is the sexual education teacher at Kamino University, though his very "hands on" approach often leaves students shaking their heads (and locking their doors). C-3PO is his teaching assistant, and his considers Rosh to be his apprentice (and best student). He was roommates with the Jawa Prininciple in college, which is probably how he got his job (not to mention a job sealed with a contract even Yoda can't break---much to Yoda's annoyance). Went on strike with the other Jawa staff members, but returned at the request of the students.

The unofficial leader of the Jawa staff members in the Jawa Prininciple's absence, Jawa Force teaches students about the Force at Kamino University (as you might expect). Somewhat world-weary despite being level-headed overall, his cool logic sometimes slips up as he suggests things like "force-assassination-plots" or medicating his colleagues with "Force Valium." One of the shortest Jawas, garbed in midnight blue, he has moderated the PTA meetings in the past. Participated in the Jawa strike with the rest of the staff members, but returned to Kamino at the request of the students.

Another Jawa staff member at Kamino University. To say that his job is to teach people to fly ships at Kamino is not a lie, though to call him a teacher is somewhat misleading, as he has the distinction of never having taught a class---instead the flight class has been taught by everyone from the Pilot Sisters to Sean Connery in his stead. Having likely been through one too many crashes, Jawa Pilot "stole the vocal cords of a child" and is a known chain-smoker. He wears yellow and is of average Jawa height, though he quite honestly is not around much. He accompanied the other Jawas on their strike, but returned when the students asked them to, despite his apparent lack of teaching anyone anything.

The most kindhearted of the Jawa teachers, Jawa Hat specializes in making hats, and is also the school nurse at Kamino University. Purple-robed, she is one of the most cool-headed of the Jawa teachers, and keeps the males in line with her gentle touch. She and her student Johan have a close mentor-pupil relationship---when she left Kamino with the other Jawas on strike, she left Johan a letter and hat supplies so he wouldn't go without in her absence. She, of course, returned to the school later at the students' request.