Welcome to the Galaxy

Uhhh... if I want to know about Star Wars, wouldn't I just consult Wookieepedia?
Why bother with this page?

Well, yes. For the most part, the universe of Star Wars: Holocron has a base in your standard Star Wars lore, but in some places, it does differ greatly due to plot developments during the course of the run of Holocron and Chronicles.

The main thrust of this page is to expound on some of the stuff we've done on our end of the 'Galaxy' for a quick-reference guide.

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WORLDS
Jump to: Kamino, Dantooine, Vjun, Tatooine, Arevass, Mustafar, Spainuhnuh,
Ilum, Ryloth, Kashminek, Naboo, Coruscant, Endor, Kashyyyk,
Utapau, Bespin, Dagobah, Manaan, Nar Shaddaa, Korriban, Taspir,
Yavin 4, Watersfjord, Malastare, Earth, Nal Hutta, Corellia, Sulon,
Chandrila, Alderaan, Nubia, Mrkyr, Yavin 13, Rodia, Toydaria,
Concord Dawn, Validus 4, Unknown Planet #1, Kiffu, Sanghelios, Mandalore, Mechis 3,
Bothawui, Dac (Mon Calamari), Shola, Alzoc 3, Hoth, Iridonia, Taloraan,
Blueberria


SHIPS
Jump to: Millennium Falcon, Fuzzy Magma, Moldy Crow,
Slave One, Johan's Ship, Xander's Ship,
Bob's Ship, Raven's Claw, Ebon Hawk,
Detention, U.L.S.A., X-Wing Airlines,
Red Five, Jawa Sandcrawler, P.T. Cruiser,
Deadly Dickens, Tantalizing V, Okami's Dreadnaught,
Iseah's Trade Fed Ship, R.I.D.'s Raven Claw Ship


GALAXY GUIDE: WORLDS IN HOLOCRON/CHRONICLES


KAMINO

Kamino, a watery planet, was indeed home to the Kaminoans for some time. It is prominently known for its cloning, but an unknown amount of years ago, it was visited by a flying sandcrawler piloted by Jawas, namely, JAWA PRININCIPLE, JAWA HAT, JAWA WEAPON, JAWA PILOT, JAWA FORCE, JAWA BIOLOGY and JAWA SEX-ED. At the same time, the Kaminoans themselves were being visited by a curious SEAN CONNERY, who invited the entire indigenous population to come work for him on the planet Spainuhnuh. With the planet vacated by the Kaminoans, the Jawas were free, with the help of LUKE SKYWALKER, to turn it into a school.

Years later the planet was then known for just that: Kamino University, run primarily by Jawas whose specialized careers made them ideal instructors for the student body. Ex-Jedi KYLE KATARN signed on as the school's janitor to secretly watch over one of its students, his son JOHAN. Luke Skywalker and his self-made clones, THE LUKES, ran a fraternity within the university. Jedi Master YODA, having used the secret technique of "Force-Alive" to return from death, became a guidance counselor, and R2-D2 and C-3PO were around to serve as assistants in any capacity they could. Sith ghost PHANTOM FLUORIDE, once the mascot of rival school Mericest Honeywood University, now hid himself in a statue on the planet's underbelly, the fabled "sandbar of Kamino."

The year during which XANDER AVARIAN, SEBASTIAN SANDRUNNER, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, Johan Katarn, BEATRICE, and BOB enrolled at the university would begin the most famous of the school's years in the spotlight. During that year, the students would bear witness to the treachery of WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III, as he manipulated Sebastian to the Dark Side and attempted to take over the Galaxy after tricking the Parent-Teacher Alliance into funding the building of the Un-Life Stellar Annihilator, or ULSA space station.

The eventual destruction of the ULSA and the death of Priss Dickens meant changes for Kamino University---Sebastian dropped out, the Jawa Prininciple stepped down as principal and allowed Yoda to fill the position indefinitely, and a new student in the form of ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY arrived on the scene (2-12).

The second year for the students meant sudden increased scrutiny from the extremely petty rival school's leader and single-handed Board of Education, PRIN PRIN, who at one point attempted to blow up Kamino University with an ill-placed bomb. The Jawa teaching force eventually went on strike to protest Yoda's leadership, and repeated clashes with Prin Prin ensued. At the end of the year, Prin Prin, forming an alliance with WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV, used the Jawa strike as means to shut down Kamino University, citing that with no teachers, they couldn't run a school (2-22).

Yoda managed to keep the school open by hiring the parents as teachers until the students were able to convince the Jawas to return. Later, the rise of Townsend the Fourth's "Best Quest" proved to be a danger to the entire galaxy, prompting action from many of the Kaminoan students and staff. At one point, after the students had faked their deaths on Vjun, Yoda and the Jawas and droids held off Watersford's entire invasion force on Kamino. Though the invasion was repelled, a great deal of damage was done to the school in the attack, and the students turned to Sean Connery's wealth to help repair some of it throughout the rest of the year.

The fourth year saw the end of Best Quest but not of Watersford's lust for power, and with Better Quest, the students sought out Jedi Holocrons left for them by Jedi JENSA COORD. Indeed, the final confrontation with Watersford's forces occurred on Kamino: BRUNO CODY died in combat with Neil, GARBY KASHMINEK hurled WHITEMARE through the Space Donut, and Bob forced Townsend IV into the portal as well, so that Phantom Fluoride could go through after and crash the entire network, sealing the villains in Watersfjord for eternity.

Following the famed victory of "the students of Kamino," they graduated and went on to the next chapter of their lives, though Yoda and the Jawas continued to keep the University open for future students after that.

Original Homeworld of: Boba Fett, Kaminoan Bankers, Kaminoan Secretary, The Lukes
One-Time Home of: Jawa Prininciple, Phantom Fluoride
Current Home of: Jawa Force, Jawa Hat, Jawa Weapon, Jawa Biology, Jawa Pilot, Jawa Sex-Ed, R2-D2, C-3PO, Yoda, Luke Skywalker, The Lukes, Kyle 'Janitor' Katarn


DANTOOINE

Dantooine is the home of Mericest Honeywood University, the rival school of Kamino University. The planet and school were run by the one-man Board of Education, Principal PRIN PRIN. The classes were taught mostly by a force of stormtroopers who worked for Prin Prin.

Among the distinguished students to attend Mericest were COKASPEK FATT, Prince CAHFRI KASHMINEK, and his brother GARBY KASHMINEK. ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY once considered attending this university, but chose to attend Kamino instead after reading in the brochure that Prin Prin had married his daughter out of "convenience."

The school's mascot was once PHANTOM FLUORIDE, but when Fluoride holed up on Kamino unknown years ago, Mericest was left without a mascot. Under Prin Prin, many of the school's activities were questionable and somewhat militaristic, such as when his forces tried to blow up Kamino University, or when they attempted to enslave the Wookiees on Kashyyyk.

After numerous setbacks in his campaign to undermine Kamino, Prin Prin was tricked into giving most of his money and stormtroopers to WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV, who used them to fund his "Best Quest"---quickly kicking Prin Prin out of his little club. His most loyal students at the time, Cokaspek and Garby, also abandoned Prin Prin, taking with them the rest of his students, teachers, food, and resources to their own base on Arevass. Prin Prin was left alone on Dantooine with AIR JORDAN, the Townsends' artificial intelligence endowed robotic suit that he'd stolen.

When Cokaspek's army ran low on resources themselves, she and BRUNO CODY returned to Dantooine and took from Prin Prin the only thing he had left: all the rocks on the planet. Starved, Prin Prin was forced to literally eat the walls of his school.

At the pinnacle of Best Quest, Watersford's forces were confronted by the Kamino students at Coruscant, and following a spectacular space battle, vanished. Cokaspek's ship, the Ebon Hawk, was damaged by Ewok corpses in the battle, and returned to Dantooine under the orders of GODA so that Garby and SAX could obtain life support from Prin Prin.

Proposing a trade, Prin Prin allowed them to take the ship parts in exchange for the return of his rocks (so as to rebuild his school) as well as a ride to Nar Shaddaa. AIR Jordan, meanwhile, escorted Cokaspek to a cave on one side of the planet, where she discovered a Holocron left by JENSA COORD for JOHAN KATARN.

Presumably, following the true defeat of Watersford, Mericest Honeywood University opened its doors once again, though this time with Cokaspek as Board of Education rather than Prin Prin.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: Prin Prin, Cokaspek Fatt, Cahfri Kashminek, Garby Kashminek, Bruno Cody, AIR Jordan
Current Home of: ---


VJUN

Vjun was once a quieter planet, its only real fault being the acid rain that sometimes fell within its atmosphere. When XANDER'S MOM lived there, however, she burned everything, turning the planet to an ashen wasteland.

The final straw seemed to come when she burned the planet's moon, and was sent away to live in the Spainuhnuh Mental Institution under the watch of SEAN CONNERY. She escaped, however, and made her way home to her husband, XANDAD. She was briefly visited there by her son, XANDER AVARIAN and his friend BOB, before GERBIL THE HUTT arrived to take her back to Spainuhnuh.

When the threat of BestQuest looked ready to stamp out the students of Kamino University, they hid in Xander's house on Vjun and waited for WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV's fleet to arrive in orbit before Xander's mother burned the entire planet's surface again, feigning all their deaths so Watersford would go away. He did, though it was so he could destroy Kamino instead.

As it happened, the burning of the planet completely rebooted the ecosystem, reverting it to its acid rain origins, a fact which Xander's Mom never quite stopped being depressed about.

Original Homeworld of: Xander Avarian, Xandad
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: Xander's Mom, Xandad


TATOOINE

It's the desert planet you're fairly familiar with, of course, but with some additions. The Jawas that teach at Kamino University, of course, hail from this planet, as does SEBASTIAN SANDRUNNER and LUKE SKYWALKER.

BOBA FETT escaped the Sarlacc Pit monster on this world before marrying MON MOTHMA and eventually becoming the father of TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT.

Tiffany, XANDER AVARIAN, BOB, JOHAN KATARN, and ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY traveled to this planet after the Jawas at their school went on strike and returned here; eventually they were able to convince them to return to Kamino.

Those same students also returned to Tatooine a couple years after that to search for a Holocron left for Tiffany by JENSA COORD; following a tussle with WHITEMARE's stormtroopers they did succeed.

Original Homeworld of: Luke Skywalker, C-3PO, Sebastian Sandrunner, Jawa Prininciple, Jawa Hat, Jawa Force, Jawa Weapon, Jawa Biology, Jawa Pilot, Jawa Sex-Ed
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Sebastian Sandrunner, Jawa Prininciple, Blotto, Lip Lip, Iseah Doral, Kard, Mako Vuul, UM-7, Crayola the Hutt, Lu Ann


AREVASS

Arevass is a planet unique to the Holocron universe. With a temperate, Earth-like climate and topography, it is home to both humans and Rancors.

Sighted many times throughout the series, we got our first glimpse of Arevass when the JAWA PRININCIPLE visited it to inform THE PILOT SISTERS that their sister, BEATRICE, had been killed at Kamino University after being possessed by PHANTOM FLUORIDE.

Upon Beatrice's later resurrection by BOB, XANDER AVARIAN, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, JOHAN KATARN, ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY, and YODA, Beatrice was ferried back to her home planet by Bob.

When COKASPEK FATT and GARBY KASHMINEK abandoned PRIN PRIN on Dantooine, they landed on Arevass and started a base for their new faction. They were soon joined by BRUNO CODY, GODA, and SAX. Their faction also found themselves pestered by the drunken PILOT BROTHER who refused to leave their base.

Resources ran low for the Cokaspek faction, who struck out in the Ebon Hawk for greener pastures, and after their ship was damaged over Coruscant, landed back on Dantooine to get repaired at which time the team fractured, with Goda leading Garby and the others to Kashminek while Cokaspek joined Johan on Kamino, leaving their former Arevass base vacant.

Things on Arevass settled down after that, and remained home to the Pilot Sister family.

Original Homeworld of: Beatrice, The Pilot Sisters, The Pilot Brother
One-Time Home of: Cokaspek Fatt, Garby Kashminek, Goda, Sax, Bruno Cody
Current Home of: Beatrice, The Pilot Sisters, The Pilot Brother


MUSTAFAR

In addition to being a generally hot and lava-filled planet, Mustafar is the home of BOB and his family of lizard-folk.

It also became quite well-known as being the seat of the massively successful "Mountain Sizzle" beverage corporation.

Original Homeworld of: Bob, Bob's Dad
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Bob, Bob's Dad, Bob's Mom, Xander Avarian


SPAINUHNUH

Spainuhnuh is a world unique to the Holocron universe. It is a dark world bearing a significant resemblance to Final Fantasy VII's "Midgar."

The entire planet is owned and operated by SEAN CONNERY, who recruited the entire race of the Kaminoans to work for him. It is the headquarters for Sean's various business ventures, including SPACE Magazine and his Spainuhnuh Mental Institution (which houses the Queen of Kashminek---GARBY and CAHFRI's mother---and XANDER'S MOM).

Sean raised his son ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY there, and hoped that his son would help him run the family business, but when Neil went to college off on Kamino, Sean hired BRUNO CODY as a "Vice-Son" to help him instead, employing him until Bruno betrayed him by joining the forces of Mericest Honeywood University and COKASPEK FATT.

The massive wealth accumulated on Spainuhnuh by Connery has helped Kamino University's funding on more than one occasion, such as when LUKE SKYWALKER solicited some donations for his fraternity and when Kamino had weathered an attack from WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV.

Original Homeworld of: Antaeus 'Neil Diamond' Connery
One-Time Home of: Bruno Cody, Xander's Mom, Queen of Kashminek
Current Home of: Sean Connery, Gerbil the Hutt, Kaminoan Secretary, Kaminoan Bankers


ILUM

A peaceful, snowbound world, Ilum is known mostly as the home of JOHAN KATARN and his family.

Raised by his then-single mother, JAN, on Ilum, Johan grew to love chilly climates. Ilum's idyllic scenery and picturesque villages were never disturbed, even during the Best Quest invasions led by WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV on various other planets.

Original Homeworld of: Johan Katarn, Morgaspek Katarn
One-Time Home of: Kyle 'The Janitor' Katarn
Current Home of:
Johan Katarn, Cokaspek Fatt, Jan Ors-Katarn, Morgaspek Katarn


RYLOTH

Ryloth is known as the home of the Twi'lek people, and it's no different in Holocron. While the planet is never visited by our eyes during the series' run, it was swiftly conquered during the Best Quest invasion led by WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV, shortly after their victory at Utapau following the creation of Watersford's second in command, WHITEMARE.

Ryloth is the home of COKASPEK FATT, though she didn't seem to mind when she heard that Watersford had conquered it.

Original Homeworld of: Cokaspek Fatt, Alora
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


KASHMINEK

Kashminek is a planet unique to the Holocron universe. An arid desert world, Kashminek is populated mostly by doglike humanoids. The government of the planet is a monarchy.

Sometime during his reign, the last King of Kashminek had his wife, the Queen (a yellow banshee bird), incarcerated on Spainuhnuh in the Mental Aslyum run by SEAN CONNERY. Eventually, his sons, CAHFRI KASHMINEK and GARBY KASHMINEK, the princes of the planet, were sent to finish their education on Dantooine, at Mericest Honeywood University.

Cahfri quickly became the second-in-command of PRIN PRIN in the latter's various nefarious plots against the existence of rival school Kamino University. However, when one of Cahfri's plans failed, he soon fell out of favor next to COKASPEK FATT, and discouraged, he left Dantooine and returned to Kashminek. Prin Prin also engineered the escape of the Queen of Kashminek, causing her to pilot an X-wing back to her home planet.

Some time later, Cahfri and his father both died due to simultaneously poisoning each other in a bid for the throne. This left Cahfri's younger brother, Garby, as King. Garby returned to Kashminek with GODA, SAX, and BRUNO CODY at his side just after abandoning Cokaspek on Dantooine.

Garby, however, was not prepared to be King, and found himself easily manipulated by Goda, who secretly sold him out to the invading forces of WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV. Garby's armies were laid to waste by WHITEMARE and the Better Quest troops. Watersford, however, spared Garby's life, and Garby followed the Better Quest train until he finally had a chance to betray Whitemare and Watersford on Kamino, redeeming himself.

Returning to Kashminek, Garby resumed his governing as King.

Original Homeworld of: Cahfri Kashminek, Garby Kashminek, King of Kashminek, Queen of Kashminek, Crig Decfer Kard
One-Time Home of: Bruno Cody, Goda, Sax
Current Home of: Garby Kashminek


NABOO

Still the lush home of humans and Gungans as you might expect. Naboo, however, holds many other facets seen only in Holocron.

Naboo is the headquarters for the extremely successful convenience store chain "Jedi Mart," run by entrepreneur LADY RUNG, who single-handedly ran the business before SEAN CONNERY became a silent partner.

The planet is also the main supplier of cafeteria food shipments for the Galaxy's top universities, such as Kamino and Mericest. It's also a prime vacationing spot for students on Spring Break or anyone wishing to visit a plush resort.

During the early days of Best Quest, the Galaxy-conquering endeavor led by WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV, Townsend was still backed by funding from PRIN PRIN, who sought to inconvenience Kamino University by blockading Naboo so as to stop cafeteria shipments. When JOHAN KATARN, XANDER AVARIAN, BOB, ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY and JAN ORS-KATARN made their way to Naboo to get some food for their school, Best Quest invaded in force and nearly conquered the entire planet, prompting the Parent-Teacher Alliance to finally call a meeting to take action against him.

Original Homeworld of: Lady Rung, Finroy Artibeus, I5-LO5
One-Time Home of: R2-D2, R2-D2's Wife
Current Home of:
Lady Rung


CORUSCANT

Don't worry, Coruscant is still the capital of the galaxy. If anything, it merely became the center of even more drama in our hands.

One-time home, of course, to the Jedi Council, which once included YODA, JENSA COORD, and MACE WINDU during the days of the Old Republic.

Coruscant also houses the meeting place of the Parent-Teacher Alliance, which over the course of time has been officiated by JAWA FORCE, WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III, JAWA PRININCIPLE, BOB, PRIN PRIN and his Board of Education cronies, and Yoda.

The Board of Education is also centered in Coruscant, and Prin Prin had an office there when he was the head of the Board (okay, he was the entire board single-handedly). R2-D2's WIFE also works here most of the time.

When WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV began his Best Quest to take over the Galaxy, things came to a head when Bob's fleet set up an ambush for the Invisible Hand-class ship "Detention" and the rest of the Best Quest fleet over Coruscant. The resulting battle ended when the Detention ship warped out of the Galaxy, leaving only wounded fleets on both sides littered with Ewok corpses floating in space.

Original Homeworld of: R2-D2's Wife
One-Time Home of: Yoda, Mace Windu, Jensa Coord, Mon Mothma
Current Home of: Antaeus 'Neil Diamond' Connery, Tiffany of Evil Mothma-Fett, Bango Seantaeus Connery-Mothma-Fett


ENDOR

Endor's forest moon is, famously, the site of the destruction of the second Death Star as well as the home to the cuddly Ewoks.

When WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III built the ULSA in an attempt to bring the galaxy under his rule, BOB and a few of the other Parent-Teacher Alliance members led an envoy to Endor. There, Bob struck up an alliance with the Ewoks that lasted for several years. Right away, many of the furry creatures went to help Bob man his Star Destroyer as well as a contingent of X-wing fighters meant to infiltrate the ULSA's trench in order to blow it up just like the first Death Star.

Bob's alliance with the Ewoks served to assist the Kamino University students many times thereafter, such as when PRIN PRIN, COKASPEK FATT and GARBY KASHMINEK invaded Kashyyyk---Bob's Star Destroyer remained in orbit in order to deploy fighters to repel the ships Prin Prin had cheated the PTA out of.

At some point Bob also taught his Ewoks how to breathe in space, and this ability was key during the major confrontation with WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV's fleet over Coruscant at the end of Best Quest---deployed from the hanger bay with absolutely no spacecraft, the Ewoks caused catastrophic damage to Townsend's fleet, Cokaspek's Ebon Hawk, and unfortunately some of Bob's fleet as well. Given all the Ewok deaths during this battle, it might be safe to assume Bob's alliance with the Ewoks ended thereafter.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


KASHYYYK

Home planet of the Wookiees, it was mostly peaceful despite all the excitement in the Galaxy.

However, at one point, PRIN PRIN used his clout as Board of Education to obtain a fleet of ships from the Parent-Teacher Alliance, which he used to invade Kashyyyk---for what exact purpose, no one really knows, save that he planned to "extract" something from the Wookiees. COKASPEK FATT and GARBY KASHMINEK assisted in his invasion as did the stormtrooper staff of his Dantooine university, Mericest.

The invasion was halted due to the chance intervention of XANDER AVARIAN, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, JOHAN KATARN, ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY, BOB, and C-3PO, who intercepted a Wookiee distress signal while returning from Jedi Mart on Coruscant. Using Bob's Star Destroyer and Ewok-piloted fighters as well as a ground battle, the students were able to get rid of Prin Prin and let the Wookiees live in peace.

Ironically, the planet was never invaded during either Best Quest or Better Quest---perhaps even WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV could feel sympathy for a planet that had been molested by Prin Prin.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


UTAPAU

"Welcome to Utapau, Mr. Watersford, sir. As far as we can tell, indigenous creatures: none, uh, natural resources: we have found none, and as for large holes, there is one."

Utapau is not the fanciest or richest planet in the Galaxy, to be sure. It is essentially a giant hole in the ground. But for some reason, WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV very much wanted to conquer that hole in the ground, and after his invasion on Kamino failed and he created his second-in-command, WHITEMARE, he did just that with resounding success.

The planet is also the headquarters for the Galactic Post Office, and as such the Kamino students got wind of the Best Quest invasion when TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT and BOB arrived on the planet to pick up a package for the latter.

Though Watersford was pleased to have gained control of Utapau, he did not linger there long, and immediately moved his forces to Ryloth, which he conquered next.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


BESPIN

Bespin is of course the gas giant that is home to Cloud City, notably owned and run by LANDO CALRISSIAN.

At some unknown point, Lando was imprisoned by REELO, and Cloud City was taken over by Rodians, who turned it into a manufacturing hub for the popular and addictive beverage "Jiggly Juice," as well as turn the place into a Jiggly Juice-themed resort town.

When BOB stumbled onto the imprisoned Lando, Reelo gave the lizardman and his friends a free and generous trip to the resort so that Bob would keep his mouth shut. During their stay, XANDER AVARIAN, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY, Bob, and JOHAN KATARN discovered something of a Jiggly Juice conspiracy that quite offended most of them.

After attempting to sabotage the Jiggly Juice reservoir, the students escaped from Bespin as quickly as they could and didn't look back.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of:
Lando Calrissian, Reelo
Current Home of: ---


DAGOBAH

The planet where YODA exiled himself many years ago. After bringing himself back to life with "Force Alive," Yoda lived here once again briefly before taking up his post as guidance counselor on Kamino at the university there. Eventually, of course, he became Principal instead.

Dagobah isn't seen much this time around, though once, exasperated with college life, Yoda took an impromptu vacation that led him back to Dagobah for a duel with his adopted brother, GODA.

Later that same year, when WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV's Better Quest forces convened at Kamino to meet with the students about the JENSA COORD Holocrons, Yoda and Goda once again decided to settle their differences on Dagobah (this time in the inexplicably lava-filled portion), and with no students to interrupt them, they were finally able to complete their duel to the death. It ended, of course, with the death of Goda, burned up in the lava.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of:
Yoda
Current Home of: ---


MANAAN

An oceanic planet much like Kamino, except without the fame, prestige, population, or outside interest of any kind.

Manaan came into focus when the students at Kamino University began searching for Holocrons they knew had been left for them by JENSA COORD. Traveling to Manaan to search for one on a tip from the ghost of MORGAN KATARN, the students ran afoul of the Better Quest invasion force led by WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV and WHITEMARE.

Unfortunately, Better Quest conquered the planet with no resistance, and claimed the Holocron intended for BOB for themselves. The students would not learn the contents of that Holocron until their final confrontation with Watersford on Kamino.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


NAR SHADDAA

Sleazy world home to the vertical city and a hive of underhanded commerce. XANDER AVARIAN led his friends from Kamino here after getting a tip from his father regarding a Holocron.

While searching for the Holocron, the students split up to avoid being taken by surprise as they'd been on Manaan, and after navigating a host of seedy characters, informants, and retail outlets, they found the real deal left for Xander by JENSA COORD---in the hands of merchants LIK SANG and CHO PARR.

Amongst other things, the city is apparently home to a plethora of fake Holocrons.

Original Homeworld of: Lip Lip
One-Time Home of:
Bartender
Current Home of:
Lik Sang, Cho Parr, Admiral Snackbarr, Colonel Cookieebarr, Ensign Eatibles, Joe Deformio, Le Onion


KORRIBAN

Yes, it's filled with... Sithy things. Including a temple dedicated to the Sith whose ghost was Force-cleaned by JENSA COORD and eventually became known as the PHANTOM FLUORIDE. A duplicate of the temple exists on the underside of Kamino.

As for the original, it was where Jensa hid a Holocron for ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY. Neil and his friends XANDER AVARIAN and BOB traveled to Korriban via Space Donut to retrieve the Holocron from the temple, and during this time WHITEMARE's forces launched an invasion on Taspir.

Original Homeworld of: Phantom Fluoride
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


TASPIR

A rocky, hot planet with many lava flows. Taspir, as you might not know, serves as the "dormitory planet" for the students of Kamino University. Given that Kamino, an ocean world, can't support a bunch of dorms on it, Taspir was a logical choice even if it is another planet entirely.

All of the famed students who attended Kamino University once made their homes here during their college run. It was, notably, the rendezvous point for the group of friends after the ULSA's destruction.

For the most part, Taspir is a quiet place used for studying and relaxing by the students. One time, however, WHITEMARE and a force of stormtroopers invaded to try and claim the planet and kill the students... but the invasion was halted by the efforts of TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, KYLE KATARN (THE JANITOR), and R5-D2.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of:
Xander Avarian, Bob, Johan Katarn, Tiffany of Evil Mothma-Fett, Antaeus 'Neil Diamond' Connery, Sebastian Sandrunner, Beatrice
Current Home of: Latest generation of Kamino University students, R5-D2


YAVIN 4

This moon of the planet Yavin is pretty famous for, well, you know. The Battle of Yavin. Death Star? Clearing the planet? Ringing any bells? No? Okay then.

Original Homeworld of: Rosh Penin, Bob's Mom, Ray Hobb
One-Time Home of: Luke Skywalker
Current Home of: ---


WATERSFJÖRD

Not so much a planet as a parallel dimension, one unique to Holocron. It is a barren place, devoid of most things other than cold, icy winds and snow-covered rocks. There is no garbage, no droids, no grudges, and... no real entertainment value of any kind in Watersfjord.

This is, of course, the home galaxy of the Townsend Dynasty. During the Clone Wars, WATERSFORD TOWNSEND I used the one thing they did have, a Space Donut, to travel to our galaxy where he met JENSA COORD, a Jedi. There, Watersford the First threatened that his descendants would conquer that galaxy in force, a warning Jensa took very seriously.

Generations later, of course, WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III had already infiltrated our Galaxy, purporting that his force of stormtroopers was the "Esteem Club" and professing to be a member of the "Guardian Club." As such, he was appointed the guardian of troubled Kamino University student SEBASTIAN SANDRUNNER. When it became clear (through his numerous assassination attempts on BOB) that Priss Dickens was trying to make Sebastian his Sith apprentice, he had already built his nefarious space station, the ULSA, or Un-Life Stellar Annihilator.

When Dickens died aboard the ULSA at the hands of PHANTOM FLUORIDE, the students of Kamino thought they'd certainly heard the last of his bizarre family, but they were wrong, as not long after, Townsend's son WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV appeared and availed his assistance to the gullible PRIN PRIN, in charge of the Board of Education at the time.

After using Prin Prin to gain control of the Invisible Hand-class ship "Detention," Townsend IV launched Best Quest in an attempt to rule the galaxy, an attempt that gained major successes after crafting himself a second in command, WHITEMARE, from the fractured corpses of stormtroopers killed in a failed attack on Kamino.

Eventually, Bob, XANDER AVARIAN, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, JOHAN KATARN, and ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY boarded Detention and confronted Watersford; cornered, the tyrant used his enhanced hyperdrive engines to warp them all back to his home dimension, vowing never to leave again.

Ten minutes later, when the students had abandoned his fortress and wandered outside into the snow, Watersford got bored. Luckily, the students used his Space Donut to gate back to Kamino, locking it behind them. Watersford, meanwhile, regrouped his fleet and returned to our galaxy to try again with Better Quest.

At the crux of Better Quest, Watersford came to Kamino and Jensa's prophecy came to light at last. Following a fierce battle, Watersford, Whitemare, Sax and Phantom Fluoride found themselves thrown through the Space Donut into Watersfjord, and Fluoride's entry had destroyed the Donut network forever, trapping them all in Townsend's home dimension for good.

Original Homeworld of: Watersford Townsend I, Watersford 'Priss Dickens' Townsend III, Watersford Townsend IV, AIR Jordan
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Watersford Townsend IV, Whitemare, Sax, Phantom Fluoride


MALASTARE

Nothing fancy. Just the homeworld of PRIN PRIN and his kind. And pray that he is the only one who behaves like he does.

Original Homeworld of: Prin Prin
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


EARTH

Um... Earth is Earth. You know it, I think. As far as Holocron is concerned, not many people have been to Earth, as it isn't in their Galaxy and a few characters have made the implication that it is only reachable via Space Donut.

Possible travelers who have glimpsed Earth include YODA and GODA, and most definitely SEAN CONNERY knows it, as that's where he came from originally. At one point it seemed like WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV was overly familiar with Earth and its celebrities, but it later became clear he only knew them by reading SPACE Magazine, which Connery himself owns and publishes.

With the Space Donut network deactivated permanently by PHANTOM FLUORIDE, it's unknown how, if at all, anyone will be able to travel to and from Earth in the future.

Original Homeworld of: Sean Connery
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Probably you reading this right now. ;)


NAL HUTTA

Y'know... that Hutt planet. It has not really been expanded on in any capacity here, and given the one or two Hutts we have met (not Jabba this time) from there, that's probably best.

Original Homeworld of: Gerbil the Hutt, Crayola the Hutt
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


CORELLIA

IIIIIIIt's Corellia. You should visit sometime.

Original Homeworld of: Bruno Cody, Stan
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


SULON

At least one famous Jedi comes from Sulon... though in this universe, he is more famous for cleaning the restroom, but we aren't going to fault him that.

Original Homeworld of: Kyle Katarn (The Janitor), Morgan Katarn
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


CHANDRILA

Many an annoyed Alliance member (whether it be Parent-Teacher or Rebel) surely wishes the Death Star had been invented in time to destroy this planet before MON MOTHMA was born there. It wasn't, so she lives on in triumphant loudness.

Original Homeworld of: Mon Mothma
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


ALDERAAN

And, of course, many an annoyed Force Ghost wishes the Death Star hadn't been invented in time to destroy this planet. It was, so bye-bye (sorry, Dantooine is too remote for an effective demonstration... and PRIN PRIN lives there, so).

Original Homeworld of: Jan Ors-Katarn
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Sorry, it blew up.


NUBIA

Several notable astro-droids have been known to come from this planet.

Original Homeworld of: R2-D2, R5-D2, R5-D5
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


MRKYR

Nigh-unpronouncible home of the ever-spinning and ever-wise Force-cancelling YSALIMARI.

Original Homeworld of: Ysalimari
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


YAVIN 13

This moon of Yavin is famous for pretty much nothing. Sorry, guys.

Original Homeworld of: Bountimus Prime
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


RODIA

Yeah, Rodians live here. Who would have guessed that?

Original Homeworld of: Reelo
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


TOYDARIA

And of course, Toydarians live here. How original!

Original Homeworld of: Blotto
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


CONCORD DAWN

It's a little more rowdy in recent years than it used to be.

Original Homeworld of: Tiffany of Evil Mothma-Fett
One-Time Home of: Tiffany of Evil Mothma-Fett, Boba Fett, Mon Mothma
Current Home of: Boba Fett


VALIDUS 4

Original to the Holocron universe, this dry, rocky planet is near to Kashminek in the overall scheme of the Galaxy. It is said the two planets were once linked, as Space Donut travel between the two was evident in the past, but unlike Kashminek, Validus IV is mostly abandoned these days.

At some point in the past, either WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV or one of his ancestors left a contingent of stormtroopers in Castle Valley, the main stronghold of Validus IV, and there they stayed, eventually breeding a new generation of extremely deformed descendants (who were all still stormtroopers). When launching 'Better Quest,' Watersford made this planet, especially Castle Valley, his base of operations.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of:
Watersford Townsend IV, Whitemare, Goda, Garby Kashminek, Sax
Current Home of: ---


UNKNOWN PLANET #1

This is the planet, original to the Holocron universe, described on more than one occasion by YODA, usually while trying to teach his students at Kamino University.

The significance of the planet is that it is home to a race known as the Giblets, who, as Yoda tells us, have no arms to fight, only legs to run. Unknown centuries ago they were attacked---by Rancors piloting starships---during an event referred to as the "Great Rancor Rebellion."

Yoda himself was, to hear him tell it, all that stood between the ruthless Rancors and the defenseless Giblets, and spent weeks fending off the invasion (possibly single-handedly, we don't really know for sure).

While teaching JOHAN KATARN about this conflict, Yoda also told him that the students will "never see it," because it is "under his protection," implying that Yoda has kept the planet hidden from prying eyes and under his watch ever since.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


KIFFU

A planet whose elliptical orbit with its sister world, Kiffax, causes massive electrical storms in its atmosphere, which the inhabitants then harness for various purposes.

Original Homeworld of: Ryo Vela
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


SANGHELIOS

Most folks in the galaxy don't even know how to find this planet, let alone anything about it.

Original Homeworld of: Iseah Doral
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


MANDALORE

Home of the Mandalorians, Mandalore (the planet) is led by one called THE MANDALORE (the person). As long as one follows their rules, it seems anyone can be a Mandalorian if they try hard enough. It is a scenic world, though not without its various troubles, and clan wars, such as the conflict between "Vandalor" and "Brandalor." TYTON DAR and his family hail from this world.

Original Homeworld of: Tyton Dar
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
The Mandalore, Bella Dar, Hiss Lorean, Tel Fenner


MECHIS 3

This strange world is where Slice comes from.

Original Homeworld of: Slice
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


BOTHAWUI

Home to the Bothan race, who, historically, tend to give their lives for various political causes. Currently the planet is affiliated with the Republic Investigative Division headquartered on Dac (Mon Calamari), due to it being led by MON MOTHMA, and her affinity for Bothans (unless they are annoying her).

Original Homeworld of: General Reference
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


DAC (MON CALAMARI)

The ever-paranoid and snack-loving Mon Calamari race come from this aquatic planet, which historically was the home of such celebrities as Admiral Ackbar. Now, the Republic Investigative Division, headed by MON MOTHMA and her council of Mon Calamari (such as ADMIRAL ISOLATION), Bothans (such as GENERAL REFERENCE), and humans (such as RAY HOBB, and R.I.D. agents RYO VELA and FINROY ARTIBEUS), is centered on this planet. The R.I.D. facility is state-of-the-art and features all the most modern amenities.

Original Homeworld of: Admiral Snackbarr, Colonel Cookiebarr, Ensign Eatibles, Colonel Cookiedom, Admiral Isolation
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of:
Ryo Vela, Finroy Artibeus, I5-LO5, R5-D5, Colonel Cookiedom, Admiral Isolation, General Reference, Ray Hobb, 28


SHOLA

An inhospitable, volcanic planet. Shola came into the spotlight when a RESEARCHER working on an asteroid mining facility orbiting the planet discovered a remarkable new and powerful element, which he dubbed "lekemite." News of the discovery spread fast, however, and it wasn't long before shady types came looking to nab the element for themselves. OKAMI, SLICE, and TYTON DAR of the Imperial Remnant arrived through the station's main entrance just as ISEAH DORAL, MAKO VUUL, and CRIG DECFER KARD arrived through the back. Okami killed the Researcher, but in doing so bought Iseah time to steal the majority of the element. Both sides fled the asteroid facility before it was blown up by Mako, manning the turrets of the Ebon Hawk.

Soon after, given the publicity of the element's discovery, the explosion was detected by the forces of GENERAL REFERENCE, who dispatched R.I.D. agents RYO VELA, FINROY ARTIBEUS, and I5-LO5 to investigate the cause of the explosion.

Original Homeworld of:
Elemental Researcher, Elemental Researcher's Brother
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


ALZOC 3

An icy, rocky world that is host to a remote spaceport. After the defeat of WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV and the crumbling of Better Quest, all the stormtroopers ended up on Alzoc 3, where they ran a lonely tavern for six years. THE SPECTATORS, as well, were deactivated (save one), and locked in a cabinet on the planet under the supervision of the troopers.

After failing to secure the new element "lekemite" at Shola, the Remnant forces led by OKAMI made their way (under the instructions of the lone activated Spectator) to Alzoc 3 and proceeded to sweep up all the Spectators as well as recruit all the stormtroopers to their cause.

Detecting an energy signature left by the Spectators' activation, FINROY ARTIBEUS flew to the planet to investigate, only to find that none remained except a couple of Rodians and the BARTENDER from Nar Shaddaa. The Bartender himself left Alzoc 3 shortly thereafter, relocating his services to Hoth instead.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of:
The Spectators, Bartender
Current Home of:


HOTH

This icy, remote world is surely one you've heard of before. After the Rebel Base on Yavin 4 was discovered somewhat conspicuously by the Death Star during the Galactic Civil War, the Rebel Alliance relocated much of their forces to a hidden base on Hoth... until, as we all know, the Empire struck back.

With the Empire long destroyed, Hoth has become something of a place of nomadic commerce, as evidenced by Echo Base's transformation into an ice cream parlor (run by the BARTENDER), which was visited during a date by MON MOTHMA and RAY HOBB... as well as KYLE "JANITOR" KATARN, who mistakenly aimed to close down the shop due to health code violations (he soon learned his target, the "Hoth Chocolate Shop," was next door). JAWA HAT was also seen peddling some of her wares in a convenient Hat Hut in the snow.

Original Homeworld of:
One-Time Home of:
Luke Skywalker
Current Home of:
Bartender


IRIDONIA

The planet called home by the Zabrak, also known as Iridonian, people.

Original Homeworld of: Nadia
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


TALORAAN

This world is a gas giant known to have, despite being a gas giant, supported life in its history. Something strange affected all the droids here, but what?

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---


BLUEBERRIA

Home of the Blueberrians. Hey, we're nothing if not consistent! Something strange affected all the droids here as well, but what exactly is yet unknown.

Original Homeworld of: ---
One-Time Home of: ---
Current Home of: ---

 



GALAXY GUIDE: VESSELS IN HOLOCRON/CHRONICLES



MILLENNIUM FALCON

Nothing terribly special about it other than it being, y'know, famous. It ran over BOB once, thanks to WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III.


FUZZY MAGMA

The Fuzzy Magma is a standard Star Destroyer belonging to BOB, and serving as the flagship of his fleet. No one knows where or how Bob acquired a Star Destroyer (or a fleet)... and Bob himself once said it was "a long story" that he no longer remembered.

Bob's Star Destroyer came into the spotlight primarily after his alliance with the Ewoks, who served aboard the ship with fervor. The Star Destroyer was used in the attack on the ULSA, most of which was carried out by Bob's Ewok friends. When SEBASTIAN SANDRUNNER escaped the ULSA by X-wing, he returned to Bob's ship.

Later on, Bob, JOHAN KATARN, XANDER AVARIAN, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT, ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY and C-3PO were aboard it when they received a distress call from the Wookiees on Kashyyyk, who were under attack by PRIN PRIN. Parking the Magma in Kashyyyk's atmosphere, Bob and the others were able to use an escape pod to make it to the planet's surface while Johan and Threepio stayed aboard and "fired all golden beams" before deploying Ewoks in TIE fighters to assist in getting rid of Prin Prin.

Bob's Star Destroyer also led his fleet into battle against the forces of WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV's Best Quest fleet over Coruscant, this time deploying Ewoks directly from its hanger bays into space, some manning "intrusion pods" with others merely breathing in space and causing a ruckus.


MOLDY CROW

The Moldy Crow is the personal ship of ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY. It spent most of its time parked on Taspir during his school days at Kamino University, but a few times, notably the battle with WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV over Coruscant, it flew into action.


SLAVE ONE

Originally belonging to Jango Fett, the Slave One became the ship of BOBA FETT following his clone-father's death. In turn, when Boba wasn't flying the Slave One around the galaxy, he'd often lend the ship to his daughter, TIFFANY OF EVIL MOTHMA-FETT. She used it during the battle over Coruscant against the Best Quest fleet.


JOHAN'S SHIP

A Lambda shuttle used as the personal ship of JOHAN KATARN. Occasionally also flown by his parents, JAN ORS-KATARN and KYLE 'JANITOR' KATARN. Johan flew it in the battle against Best Quest at Coruscant.


XANDER'S SHIP

The personal ship of XANDER AVARIAN, a TIE Bomber. It spent most of its time parked on the dorm planet of Taspir, though he has flown it into battle on a few occasions, notably in the Best Quest fleet war over Coruscant.


BOB'S SHIP

The personal ship of BOB, a TIE Fighter. As Bob also has a Star Destroyer to call his own, he is not always seen at the helm of his smaller craft, but he has flown it into battle on more than one occasion.


RAVEN'S CLAW

The Raven's Claw is the personal ship of KYLE 'JANITOR' KATARN. Though he spends most of his time on Kamino, cleaning things, when he needs to visit places (such as the Fountain of Clean), the Janitor tends to use this ship to travel. After re-marrying JAN ORS-KATARN, she was sometimes seen using it as well---notably to ferry the Kamino students to Naboo right before Best Quest invaded, and also to pick up R2-D2 and C-3PO after the Detention disappeared following the battle over Coruscant. The Janitor also used the ship in that very battle, to disable the ion weaponry of WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV's fleet.


EBON HAWK

Also known as Ebon Hawk Air, the famous ship was joint-owned by the PILOT SISTERS and PILOT BROTHER, who also staffed the ship with the droids R5-D2 and 28 at different points in time. Originally piloted by a Pilot Sister and R5, PRIN PRIN appropriated the ship for much of the time it was stationed near Dantooine, using it ferry he and his underlings such as CAHFRI KASHMINEK and COKASPEK FATT to places such as Coruscant or Kamino.

Even after acquiring a small fleet from the PTA, Prin Prin still chiefly used the Ebon Hawk (partially due to blowing most of that fleet in a failed attempt to conquer Kashyyyk). However, when Prin Prin gave all of Mericest Honeywood University's money to WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV for his Best Quest plan, he lost control of the ship... Cokaspek and GARBY KASHMINEK, wanting freedom to start their own empire, left Dantooine in the Ebon Hawk, manned by R5 and the Pilot Brother, bound for the Pilot's home planet of Arevass, where they started a new base.

Later, once Cokaspek's ranks had expanded to include GODA, SAX, and BRUNO CODY, resources ran low on the base due to a Wampa problem in the restroom, so she and Bruno set out with R5 in the Ebon Hawk to barter for more resources, a task that included docking at the Invisible-Hand-class ship Detention to trade with Watersford over Ryloth, and a return to Dantooine (where all the rocks in the immediate vicinity of Mericest were beamed aboard to spite Prin Prin.

Finally securing some money from JOHAN KATARN on Kamino, Bruno and Cokaspek returned in their ship to Arevass, where they remained until Goda got wind of a massive battle poised to break out over Coruscant, with BOB's fleet pitted against Watersford's Best Quest ships. Cokaspek and Garby used the Ebon Hawk to secretly observe the proceedings, but the torrent of space-breathing Ewoks unexpectedly unleashed by the Fuzzy Magma severely damaged most of the Ebon Hawk's systems, including life support.

The ship was able to limp to Arevass long enough to get Goda, Bruno and Sax aboard, but Goda demanded they steal a life support system and ship parts from Prin Prin on Dantooine, so that was the ship's next stop despite Cokaspek's protests.

While Cokaspek was being shown the cave with the ship parts by AIR JORDAN, Goda and the others decided to betray her---though none of them had any way of starting the Ebon Hawk, so ended up departing in an X-Wing Fighter flown by the Pilot Brother, with Prin Prin aboard as well, bound for Nar Shaddaa.

Free and clear, Cokaspek mended her allegiance with her former foes, the Kamino students, and flew the Ebon Hawk to Taspir where it remained during the subsequent year when Cokaspek enrolled as a student of Kamino University.

During the quest to recover the Holocrons left for the students by JENSA COORD, the Ebon Hawk was used for simplicity's sake almost the entire time, a journey that took the ship all across the galaxy.

After graduating from Kamino and becoming head of the Board of Education, Cokaspek retained chief ownership of the Ebon Hawk, though at an unknown point in the next six years she sold it to one ISEAH DORAL, leader of the Talon Pirates, who has been using it for no good since then.

Notably, the Ebon Hawk was used to transport much of the newly-discovered element, "lekemite," from Shola to Tatooine, where the Pirates have their base. MAKO VUUL, a pirate aboard the ship working under Doral, used upgraded weaponry installed since the pirates gained ownership of the vessel to blast the asteroid mining facility where the element originated and destroy it---to cover their tracks.


DETENTION

An Invisible-Hand-class ship that was occasionally just referred to as the Invisible Hand itself. Whether it is the original used by GENERAL GRIEVOUS, only he knows (and he's only telling ROSH). The Detention, however, was not intended as a warship by the time we first got a glimpse of it. It was instead, literally, an unmoving vessel set up as a detainment center for unruly students (yes, even college students). JOHAN KATARN got sent here once for implying that his instructor, JAWA WEAPON, was "over-compensating."

Owned by the Board of Education, this unfortunately meant that jurisdiction over Detention fell to the ever-responsible hands of PRIN PRIN, who at his first opportunity sold it to WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV (though considering Prin Prin had just given all his money to Watersford, it was more like "he gave it to him/had it cheated out from under him").

After acquiring Detention for his 'Best Quest,' Watersford began taking steps to make the ship his own---and quickly had the opportunity after his other flagship, the Star Destroyer Deadly Dickens, was blown up by BOB over Naboo. Thus did the Detention become the primary leader of Townsend's evil fleet, leading his invasions from there on out.

Detention led the two-part blitz attack on Vjun and Kamino, and though it took some considerable damage while attacking Kamino, it was still more than battle-worthy. Bringing newly-created WHITEMARE aboard helped Townsend use the ship to conquer Utapau and Ryloth effortlessly. Soon, seeing the Detention in orbit became the sign that Best Quest had come to conquer your world.

The luck couldn't last, however, and the Kamino students used a planted article in Space Magazine to lure Watersford's fleet and the Detention to Coruscant, where Bob's fleet trapped it. The ship took heavy damage in the attack, especially from the Ewok intrusion pods, and all of its staff was promptly evacuated. The students had been unaware until R2-D2 learned from the computer (albeit too late to warn them) that Detention's hyperdrive had been majorly upgraded with suspected Yuuzahn Vong technology, making a hyperspace jump to Watersfjord an immediate reality.

When the students escaped Watersfjord, however, Townsend's zeal returned, and, after gating via Space Donut to Validus IV to set up an outpost in Castle Valley. From there he was able to somehow reclaim dominion over the Detention, which once again headed his fleet on his 'Better Quest' venture.

Detention first led Better Quest to Tatooine, where they failed to claim one of the JENSA COORD Holocrons before the Kamino students could. Following this, Watersford retreated to Validus IV, where he met GODA, who invited him to brutalize Kashminek.

Not long after GARBY KASHMINEK took the throne of the planet, Watersford did just that, warping Detention to the desert planet and mounting a land invasion led by Whitemare that resoundingly succeeded in conquering the world, though Garby and his associates were spared and offered the chance to join Better Quest, which they did.

From there, Watersford took Detention to Manaan, where his forces secured one of the Jensa Holocrons, one meant for Bob's eyes. Not long after, the fleet made their way to Nar Shaddaa for the same reason, where they were unsuccessful.

Keeping the ship in orbit of Validus IV, Watersford's curiosity finally got the best of him and he was tricked into coming peacefully to Kamino to sort out what the Holocrons meant with the students. While both sides intended duplicity, Watersford was unable to attack this time due to his forces being quickly nullified by Jawa Weapon, as well as the departure of GODA, the death of BRUNO CODY, and the betrayal of Garby, which got rid of Whitemare.

After Townsend, PHANTOM FLUORIDE, SAX, and Whitemare were sealed on the other side of the Space Donut event horizon, the Detention languished in orbit of Kamino until it was re-appropriated by the Board of Education and decommissioned under COKASPEK FATT.


U.L.S.A. (UN-LIFE STELLAR ANNIHILATOR)

The Un-Life Stellar Annihilator was a massive space station in the tradition of the Death Star. It was the brainchild of the nefarious WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III, who sought to use it as his base of operations while he conquered the entire universe. However, it had more subtle beginnings than that. Given Priss's position in the Kamino University-centered "Guardian Club," he petitioned the Parent-Teacher Alliance to help him fund what he claimed to be an "after-school program."

Despite protests from a suspicious MON MOTHMA, Priss did indeed secure the funding and the ULSA was quickly constructed. Despite its fairly obvious purpose as an evil space station capable of destroying a planet, the ULSA was still affiliated with Kamino early-on and as such was visited by several staff members such as YODA, C-3PO and R2-D2.

Most of the time, however, ULSA was staffed completely by Priss's army of stormtroopers, shadowtroopers, and Spectators. As Priss gained even more power, he took his apprentice SEBASTIAN SANDRUNNER aboard the ULSA and prepared his army to strike at the jugular of the Galaxy. The PTA soon realized their mistake and mobilized several plans to stop Dickens in his tracks---one being BOB's alliance with the Ewoks and the assembling of Bob's fleet led by the Fuzzy Magma. The other was to have Mon Mothma, disguised as Harry Potter, infiltrate the ULSA and undermine Priss's authority. As Mothma infiltrated, her plan largely worked, and she was able to get in and out undetected by Townsend III.

Meanwhile, Bob's Ewoks led a strike on the ULSA's trench, not knowing that at the same time, PHANTOM FLUORIDE had come aboard and proceeded to duel Priss Dickens to the death. While Sebastian was able to escape the ULSA just before it exploded, Priss Dickens and Johan's grandpa, MORGAN KATARN, died aboard the station.


X-WING AIRLINES

Composed of an unknown number of actual X-Wing Fighters, "X-Wing Airlines" is owned and flown by THE PILOT SISTERS and sometimes THE PILOT BROTHER. X-Wing Airlines was quite popular for its first few years of operation, and was seen ferrying such notables as WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III and others where they needed to go (which was often Kamino or Dantooine).

However, the actual skills of the Pilot Family are somewhat sketchy and doubtful, and more than one of them has crashed. In an attempt to quell this happenstance, droids such as 28 and R5-D2 were installed as co-pilots, though both of those droids later transferred to piloting the Ebon Hawk.


RED FIVE

This is the personal X-Wing Fighter of LUKE SKYWALKER. He honestly doesn't do much flying these days, what with his duties running his fraternity of LUKES and mentoring the youth, but he did once use it to fly himself and ANTAEUS 'NEIL DIAMOND' CONNERY to Spainuhnuh, Neil's home planet.


JAWA SANDCRAWLER

Like any other Jawa-operated Sandcrawler, except that this one was most certainly seen flying through space once (as witnessed by the Kamino students who went back in time by accident). Owned and operated by the JAWA PRININCIPLE, JAWA HAT, JAWA WEAPON, JAWA BIOLOGY, JAWA FORCE, JAWA PILOT, and JAWA SEX-ED. This vehicle helped the curious Jawas establish a foothold on Kamino many years ago.

It was most recently seen back on the Jawas' homeworld of Tatooine, where it seems to be remaining largely stationary these days.


P.T. CRUISER

The personal vehicle of SEAN CONNERY, and also one of the most ridiculously immense-sized non-lethal spacecraft in the Galaxy. Supposedly, if you squint your eyes just right, you can see them parked on a planet from space. Sean uses his on a couple occasions.

Actually, this model of ship was very popular for a short burst of time, and there was supposedly one or a couple possibly owned by some stormtroopers, some SPECTATORS, or YODA.


DEADLY DICKENS

This Star Destroyer was the flagship originally belonging to WATERSFORD 'PRISS DICKENS' TOWNSEND III. Priss had intended to have this ship, which he kept hidden at the edge of the galaxy, lead his ULSA-centered forces into conquest of the universe. However, after his death, the ship became property of his son, WATERSFORD TOWNSEND IV. The Dickens was the only major craft to Townsend IV's name at the beginning of his infiltration of our galaxy, and given its advanced age he favored the Detention which he secured from PRIN PRIN. Despite just having acquired the Detention as he launched Best Quest, Watersford let the Dickens lead the invasion of Naboo. This was the ship that BOB was beamed onto by the Spectators in order for Watersford to claim the Key of Galaxion from him. Despite battling Bob while piloting AIR JORDAN, Watersford was unable to prevent the Chistori from irreparably damaging the ship's reactor core.

Bob then escaped the ship using a Lambda shuttle, and Watersford was able to evacuate himself and AIR Jordan before the Deadly Dickens exploded over Naboo. Townsend relocated his gold suit, his troops, and his base of operations more permanently aboard the Detention after that.


TANTALIZING V

The Tantalizing V is a Corellian Corvette-class vessel owned by MON MOTHMA while working at her post as head of R.I.D. She claims it was a gift from the Rebel Alliance, though with her, no one really knows.

Given that many of Mothma's duties keep her on Dac (Mon Calamari), often the ship is in the care of R.I.D. agents such as RYO VELA, FINROY ARTIBEUS, or reliable droids such as 28, I5-LO5, and R5-D5.

Notably, thus far the agency has used the Tantalizing V to investigate the blast at Shola, as well as more personal usage, such as when Mon Mothma gave her date, RAY HOBB, a tour of the ship before jetting off to Hoth for some quasi-romantic time. During such occasions, Mothma has been known to take the ship's control crystals off the vessel with her so that no one can steal her ship (or more likely, so the droids can't ditch her on various planets and leave).


(OKAMI'S DREADNAUGHT)

This Imperial Dreadnaught is the flagship of OKAMI's Imperial Remnant fleet, and as his forces seem to be somewhat nomadic, practically a second home to Okami, as well as SLICE, TYTON DAR, STAN, and now THE SPECTATORS and the stormtroopers.

Most of the action happens on the bridge, where Okami's throne sits, allowing him to survey all that occurs. The rest of the ship is fairly straightforward, though behind the throne exists a mysterious room that only Okami and Slice seem to be allowed to enter.


(ISEAH'S TRADE FED SHIP)

No one is quite sure just yet where exactly ISEAH DORAL obtained a Trade Federation starship-class vessel, but it certainly surprised OKAMI's forces when the latter planned to use force to obtain the "lekemite" at Tatooine rather than submit to Iseah's auctioning process.


(RID's RAVEN CLAW SHIP)

RYO VELA and FINROY ARTIBEUS obtained this Ravens-Claw-class ship from a shipyard on Tatooine run by the unscrupulous vendor, BLOTTO---who in fact had just stolen the R.I.D. agents' X-wings prior to their shopping spree. This did not go unnoticed by Ryo and Fin, who used some bargaining techniques of their own to obtain this ship for free in exchange.


 



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