Recent Accolades for

Legoland Is Not Enough

	Winner of the coveted "Palme d'Oh!" at the Springfield Festival International du Film
	Seven Golden Glob Awards, including Best Picture Quality
	U. B. DeMann Lifetime Achievement Award for first-time director Greg Gates
	Upon accepting his Lifetime Achievement award, here's what he had to say regarding his glorious career: "I could go on and on about the successes of 'Legoland is Not Enough', but in the end there is one award which means the most to me: the Minifigs' Choice Award. This one is decided not by any academy, but by the Lego figurines themselves. And ya know it had to be rigged. Come on, we never coulda won that one fair and square. I won't bore you with a list of people to thank. I made the thing all by myself. Ya think I'd be standing here if I needed your help?"

What the critics are saying:

"Every now and then, a motion picture comes along that transforms our lives forever. Or so I'm told."

Legoland Sentinel

"A veritable tour de force of mediocrity."

Legoland Daily

"One of the...films of the year."

Legoland Monitor

"Heartwarming! Gave me heartburn somethin' awful."

Legoland Journal

"I found myself begging for Moore."

Legoland Enquirer

"A gem! An unpolished, poorly cut one."

Legoland Tribune

"I laughed, I cried. For all the wrong reasons."

Legoland Herald

"Go see it again and again and again! You'll never catch all of the mistakes the first time."

Legoland Illustrated

"Two thumbs up! The two of us had to hitchhike home when our car broke down coming back from the theater. And that after seeing such a lousy film."

Legoland Sun Times

"My confidence in the entire movie industry is shaken. Not stirred."

Legoland Gazette

"Bombed. Lame. Bombed."

Legoland Review

"Legoland Is Not even remotely entertaining Enough"

Legoland Today

"Mesmerizing! I was put to sleep almost instantaneously!"

Legoland Digest

"Two words: steamed Broccoli."

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