STEALING IS WRONG!

Unless it's not.


Bryan...my brother. That cute, chubby little 8-year-old. He watches Ed, Edd & Eddy excessively and eats every crumb of food in the house.
NOW HE MUST LEARN HIS LESSON.


When I reported to my little brother that I had stopped Harry Potter from stealing his Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, he smiled and said "Thanks!"
Only...his mouth was full.
"What are you eating, Bryan?" I asked. His eyes got alittle wider than usual, as he said, "Nuffin."
I watched with fury as a single Golden Graham fell from his mouth.




I brandished my gun and screamed,
"HANDS IN THE AIR!! ARE YOU STEALIN' MY GOLDEN GRAHAMS?!"
He busted a sudden ninja flying leap, knocking me down and flipping into the living room.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY CEREAL!!" I said.
"SUCKS FOR YOU!!!" He yelled, his mouth full of my lifeblood.




...So I shot that theif right fine.

Kids. They never listen.

Let's go on another Killing Spree!
Good LAWRD, your own brother? I DEMAND HOME!