- George Bush = He bugs Gore
- Snooze Alarms = Alas No More Z's
- A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
- Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
- Dormitory = Dirty Room
- Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
- Western Union = No Wire Unsent
- The Country Side = No City Dust Here
- Evangelist = Evil’s Agent
- Astronomers = Moon Starers
- Desperation = A Rope Ends It
- The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
- Slot Machines = Cash Lost in em
- Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
- Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
- Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK
- The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
- Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
- President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns
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