101 Reasons Men Suck
- They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
- All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
- Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
- They rub it in your face that you can't have them.
- They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!
- The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust
- "nothing" is good to wear
- That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car
- The little head
- Their ego
- They get jealous easily
- "Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together
- They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
- 20 minutes is enough grieving time
- their ebonics
- I love you means I want sex
- Wanna be playaz
- Power tools are an extension of genitalia
- Pants are 4 sizes too big
- Male pattern baldness
- They BS constantly
- The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you
- When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls
- Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
- Smell bad if not drenched in cologne
- They always wanna get w/ your friends
- They always call girls bitches
- Claim everything their’s
- Everything they do is a competition
- NO PMS!
- Circle jerking
- They have to be all big and bad
- Always want a 3some w/ you and your friends
- Cuz they want their BJ but they won't lick us back
- ::gag gag:: (got it??)
- The good ones are gay
- Have a need to be "Mack Daddy"
- Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?
- They destroy things lesser than them
- Take pride in their rude bodily functions
- They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily
- Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid
- They demand too much
- Expect you on your knees
- Some words that are not in a guy’s vocabulary: respect, love
- They don' know how to say sorry
- Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest
- They just can't be satisfied w/ one female
- They don't take no for an answer
- They’re stinky
- They’re hairy
- They have this stupid walk
- We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
- They think that they’re just the best
- Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth
- They beat the crap out of each other for fun
- Many have no fashion sense
- You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head
- The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass
- Take advantage when you’re most vulernable
- Think they could get anyone they wanted
- Have a problem with homosexuals. They’re all homophobic. Gay's are people too
- Love and leave
- Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes
- Wait... what am i saying... they're always complete assholes
- Talk about their masturbation skills in public
- They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff
- Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you
- <=== Need i say more
- RAPE
- MOLESTATION
- And they get away w/ it
- If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault
- Treat females like shit
- Danny
- Arick (gotta know these kids to understand that one)
- Go for total whores w/ fucking blue eyeshadow!!!
- If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one
- Thay say they'll call.... but never do
- Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex
- Would hump anything with 2 legs
- Hump anything w/ 4 legs
- Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up
- Want u to pleasure them but won't repay the favor
- They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u.
- Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
- Guys only care about a girl if they're gettin some
- They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it
influences the decisions they make about everything
- When they make you cry they think its funny.
- Ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love w/ my car, not her." I unfortunately did.
- They feel "trapped"
- They bring us down!!! Damn the man!
- Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything
- menopause, menstruation... etc.....
- their not supportative
- They think their all good, but can't really satisfy
- Guys take pride in their shit, literally
- They act all lovey dovey when they want sumtin'
- Hate Valentines Day!
- Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!
- BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT
In conclusion, these reasons are based on experiences of my own and those of close friends. Many do not apply to every male but are reason enough to despise them. If you are offended in any way i'm sorry, but MEN SUCK!!!! Go visit my comments
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