-I know Justin Timberlake. -Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here. -You're ugly but you intrigue me. -Would you like to see my boa constrictor? -I'm drunk. -Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible." -Drop 'em. -I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. -Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? -I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? -Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. -I would die happy if I saw you naked just once. -That girl I'm with? Oh, she's just my "sister." -Which one of the Spice girls are you? -Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? -Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine. -You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. -Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? -You'll do. -If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

-Pull my finger. -So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back? -Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! -Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in. -I'm easy. Are you? -Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. -If you were a booger I'd pick you first. -Are you accepting applications for your fan club? -My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. -Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. -They call me "coffee". I grind so fine. -Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead.. say no. -Have you had your Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' MmM... MmM... Good! -Before you run, I am not a freak. -Excuse me, are you Swedish? 'Cause you're the Swedish thing I've ever seen. -Hey pull over, your car is on Fire! -Excuse me, Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you. -Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass!!!