IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN IT IS THE OTHER FELLOW

When the other fellow
losses his patience,
he's ill-tempered.

When I do it, it's my nerves

When the other fellow is
set in his ways, he's
stubborn and unyielding.

When I am, I'm just being firm.

When the other fellow doesn't
like my friends, he's prejudiced.

When I don't like his,
it's because I'm a good
judge of human nature.

When the other fellow
treats someone especially
well, he's a flatterer.

When I do, I'm using tact.

When the other fellow is free
with his money, he's
a spendthrift.

When I am, I'm being generous.

When the other fellow is close
with is money, he's a
stingy tightwad.

When I am, I'm being frugal.