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| Winners do what losers don't want to. An apology is a good way to have the last word. If you want to forget all your troubles wear tight shoes. An optimist invented the airplane. A pessimist invented the parachute. After winning an argument with your wife, the wisest thing a man can do is apologize. In trying to get to the top, don't place to much dependence on the elevator.
A man who wishes to conduct the orchestra must turn his back to the crowd. Some minds are like concrete -- all mixed up & permanently set. A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Worry is the misuse of imagination. The older you get, the better you get (unless you're a banana). Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. If you're coasting, you're either losing momentum or else you're headed downhill. If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. The excuses for missing homework used to be "the dog ate it". Now it's "the disk was erased". A pessimist is one who feels bad when be feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better. Don't complain and talk about all your problems, 80% of the people won't care and the other 20% will think you deserve them. The World is composed of takers and givers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. |
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together. Our character is measured by what we do when no one is looking. Our character is measured by what we do when no one is looking. Don't slam the door since you might want to go back. The wider we open our mouths, the more room there is for our foot. The secret of success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching. Don't expect anything original from an echo. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. A gossiper is like an old shoe whose tongue never stays in place. The grass my be greener on the otherside of the fence, but it's just as hard to mow. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is definitely not for you. Don't sweat petty things.......or pet sweaty things. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. To err is human but to rub it in is divine.
There are 2 ways to get to the top of an oak tree, either start climbing or sit on an acorn and wait. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? An opportunist is a person who, finding himself in hot water, decides he needs a bath anyway. We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk and talk, and the next fifteen years telling them to shut up and sit down.
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