Mom's the Word |
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| Mother's Helper: | What every child suddenly becomes when he or she wants to borrow money. |
| Mother Tongue: | The only tongue on earth that has ever had to utter "Did you flush?" to another member of its species. |
| Working Mother: | What a woman becomes the instant she leaves the delivery room. |
| Mother-To-Be: | Woman who still takes sleeping through the night and doing errands alone for granted. |
| Mother's Day: | What is made each time a child uses such beautiful words as "thank you" or "I love you." |
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