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Interchangeable parts won't work. |
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The other line always moves faster. |
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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. |
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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. |
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If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it need replacing anyway. |
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Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center. |
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The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. |
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When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairmen, it will work perfectly. |
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. |
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A short cut is the longest distance between two points. |
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You remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away. |
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There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. |
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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. |
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In case of doubt, make is sound convincing. |
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Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. |
| The moral is -- Don't fool with Mrs. Murphy! | |
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