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Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay. |
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There'd be a cure for stretch marks. |
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Natural childbirth would become obsolete. |
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Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. |
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All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness. |
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Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained |
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Men would be eager to talk about commitment. |
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They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. |
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Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10 pm. |
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Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags. |
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They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." |
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Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. |
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They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. |
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Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree'. |
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