Work Excuses

WORK EXCUSES Why I can't come to work today


Are you running late? Don't want to go to work today? Rather be at the beach!!! Try one of the excuses below. What excuses have you used and did they work. Send me an email and I will add it to this page. REMEMBER: no foul language or pornographic comments accepted. Thanks



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	Leave message on voice mail box real early. Depends on boss - sometimes doesn't work - submitted by AB
	My eyes hurt and I can't see why I should come in - submitted by Debbrah
	Because I worked in a doctor's office, I would use this when calling off - "I can't call in sick so I'll have to call in dead" - submitted by Debbrah
	My friend used to call in and say "I feel to good to come in to work today" He is still working there. - submitted by Dana
	I have called to say I could not come to work today because I had a temperature...no lie...everyone has one! Can I help it if they assumed it was elevated?? - submitted by Donna



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