BsB In High School: Sex Education
Teacher: Ok, class. Today we're going to learn about the male reproductive
organs. Ok, now I want everyone to say the word penis with
me......penis....
Brian: Nooooo(covers ears) Not before marriage!!!
AJ: Yes! Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis-----
Teacher: That's enough Alexander!
Kevin:Come on, guys. Let's be mature..for once.
Teacher: Howie!!
Howie: What?!
Teacher: Young lady, do you have a problem with being in this class!?
Howie: What? No! I didn't say anything! I'm not a girl!
Teacher: Well....ugly troll, Behave yourself!
Howie: Damn it!
Nick: Psst, Howie, I thought you were a girl! What about all those nights
we-
Howie: Shutup, Nick.
Brian: Ahhh, my virgin ears! (covers ears again)
Teacher: Quiet! Let's move on. Alexander, stop
saying penis!
AJ: Fine....
Teacher: Now, we'll begin the study on the
testicles....
AJ raises his hand>
Teacher: Yes?
AJ: Can we say that together?
Teacher: No, Alexander.
AJ: It's AJ!
Teacher: Whatever. Now testicles produce sperm which will be
ejacutlated when-
Brian: Nooo, Shhhh!! I have to go to church and pray for us all!
runs out of room>
AJ: Ha ha, religious fool.
Teacher:...Moving on...when the male ejaculates the sperm travels-
Nick: Travels where?!
Teacher: I was just about to say it travels-
AJ: Nick, you are so inexperienced!
Nick: Shut up! I'm just preparing for when I get my sex life!
Howie raises his hand>
Teacher: Oh, what now?!
Howie: Can I go to the bathroom?
Kevin: Hehe, with his magazine.
Teacher: Yes, you may.
Howie leaves with magazine>
Teacher: And then the process of creating another human life begins.
The woman opens up a part of her soul to the man of whom she choose and so
goes, the miracle of life...
Kevin: *sniff sniff* That was so beautiful!
Howie walks in with his soggy magazine>
AJ: That's sick, man.
Howie: Shut up.
Teacher: Tomorrow we will be watching a video...
Howie : Yess! Porn....Nevermind....
Kevin: Eww, sick bastard.
Nick: Hey Howie...tonight are we still going to-
Howie: Shut up, Nick.
Kevin : *cough cough* Um, I think I'm
going to be sick
tomorrow.
AJ: Hey teacher, can I borrow that video?
*Bell Rings*
Teacher: Class dismissed....thank god.
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