BSB VS NSYNC MATCH

if ya didn't see Celebrity Death Match wit BSB vs. Nsync... u'll want to read this... even if ur not a "boy band" fan, this'll make u laugh.


*Johnny Gilmore: "Good evening and welcome, I'm Johnny Gilmore." (second announcer cuts in)
*Nick Diamond: "And I'm Nick Diamond and this is CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!"
*Johnny: "After millions of letters from viewers..."
*Nick: "We thought what the hell, let's have Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync duke it out once and for all!!" (Stone Cold Steve Austin comes and sits with Johnny and Nick)
*Nick and Johnny: "Welcome Stone Cold"
*Stone: "I'm just here to watch those pansy called boy bands tear themselves apart"
*Nick: "Well let's bring them all out"
*Referee: "In the left corner... you know them from that masturbation video Quit Playing Games.... BACKSTREET BOYS"
*Crazed fan #1: "Nick Nick Nick Nick!!!!"
*Nick Carter: "Thank you, thank you, I know you're all here to see me 'cause I'm so darn hot with my blonde...." (AJ comes and slaps Nick in the face)
*AJ: "They like me you fag, I'm the one with the good hair!" (Nick starts whimpering)
*Nick: "Don't hurt me AJ, I love you!"
*Stone Cold: "Shut up you bastards! I wanna see a fight!"
*Referee: "...and in the right corner... you know them as the boys that ripped off the Backstreet Boys... 'N SYNC!!!"
*'N Sync: "Cause we want to kick some ass!" (in tune with I Want You Back)
*Referee: "I wanna see a fair clean fight... GET IT ON!!!" (Justin starts coming on to Nick)
*Nick: "Leave me alone!! Brian help help!!"
*Justin: "I just want your glasses so I can be just like you Nick!!" (Brian comes and uppercuts Justin in the face)
*Nick: "Thank you Frick-baby"
*Brian: "Not in public" (AJ starts pulling Chris by his dreadlocks)
*AJ: "Why you gotta be like me? Did Donna set you up to this? Out of all the 'N Sync to copy off me why they pick the ugliest?" (Howie starts yanking JC's hair out of his head)
*JC: "You're tearin' up my hair, cause you hate me, and when you yank it out I feel it too" (in tune to Tearin'' Up My Heart) *Howie: "I hate that fucking song" (Kevin starts talking to Lance)
*Kevin: "Me and you should join forces and start our own group.... I mean they never let us sing, give us small parts to sing..."
*Lance: "Yeah I just pretend to look good even though I look albino and no one can tell the difference!" (Joey starts pounding Brian)
*Joey: "Take that you gospel boy!! No one cares about your damn choir you were in" (Nick jumps on Joey)
*Nick: "Leave my frick... leave Brian alone you fat ass" (Kevin walks over to Joey and taps him on the shoulder)
>*Joey: "What, you bullshit boy?"
*Kevin: "He's... my... cousin... I've... known him.... all my life... he's my... cousin" (Everyone stops to look at Kevin and look at him funny. Then they go back to their pounding.)
*Justin: "Nick, I love you man!!! Did you know me and you sing leads? Or that we were born in the same month??? We're two days apart, even though I'm a year younger" (Nick clobbers Justin's nose)
*Nick: "There now your nose is even bigger than before" (Lance starts prancing around the ring)
*Lance: "I love to prance... my name is Lance... I am a hick... Me and Kev got no dick.." (Kevin runs over and slams down on Lance)
*Lance: "Hey I thought we are loser buddies"
*Kevin: "But my bulge in the Quit Playing Games video was so big! Why you gotta go say I got no dick?" (Two balled up socks fall from Kevin's pants) (Kevin's eyes dart left to right)
*Kevin: "Hey... where... did... those... two.... socks... come... from?"
*JC: "Hey everyone look at Howie's chiapet hair" (JC points to Howie's curls and the audience laughs)
*Howie: "Hey everyone what does JC stand for? JUST CRAP!!" (The audience starts booing)
*Crazed fan #2: "HOWIE SUCKS WE WANT NICK, NICK, NICK!!!" (Just then 98 degrees and 5ive enter the ring)
*Backstreet Boys: "Who the hell are you guys??"
*'N Sync: "Yeah we're suppose to be the copiers of BSB, NO FAIR!!"
*5ive: "We're 5ive... we're ugly British Spicegirls wannabes. But we had a sex change to men... cause Boy bands are ruling"
*98: "We're just some guys.... we have one good song.... we don't know why were here.... one of us is cute... and the others are just there"
*Crazed mob of fans: "Hey look new boybands... they're pretty hot... lets get them" (A hundred girls run into the ring and tear apart the 98 degrees and 5ive)
*Crazed fan #1: "I got his hand!!!! I am gonna sleep with it forever!!"
*Crazed fan #2: "I got someone's ear!!!!" (The mob frantically grab all the body parts they can and run back to their seats.)
*AJ: "Well that was so dope that it was whack and trippy at da same time"
*Joey: "Hey, I'm the guy that's suppose to be tough" (Joey rips AJ's hoops out of his ears)
*AJ: "That's reserved for the European fans you ass" (AJ pounces on Joey and beats the crap out of him) (Chris quickly superglues his dreadlocks on to his head) (Aaron Carter now enters the ring)
*AC: "Hey everybody JUST SHAKE IT" (Nick looks at him in disbelief)
*Nick: "You little shit, you're trying to steal the spotlight from me!!"
*AC: "Mom always loved me best... and in 7 years I'll be hotter looking that you!!"
*Nick: "No mommy!!!" (The audience starts doing the Shake It dance.) (Nick lifts Aaron up, starts swing him by the hair and throws him into the side of the audience marked "Euro fans only")
*AC: "Nicky!! Noooooo" (Euro fans begin shredding Aaron to pieces) (Hanson runs into the ring)
*Taylor: "We're here to reclaim our best teenybopper band group title!!"
*Ike: "Yeah... what the cute one said"
*Zac: "I look like the Olsen twins"
*Brian: "No, we have to stay number one!!" (Brian lunges for Taylor and starts yanking at his hair)
*Ike: "Not the hair!!! Without the long blonde locks we're nothing!!"
*Zac: "Hey keebler elf over here!!" (Brian lunges for Zac) (Justin all bruised and bloody gets back up and walks over to Nick.)
*Justin: "You know I'd never dye my hair blonde like yours!!" (Nick's last punch to the head, made Justin's head fly over to the audience) (Justin's head plops down in some girls lap)
*Justin's head: "God must of spent a little more time on you!!!"
*'N Sync hater #1: "Eww 'N Stink" (She takes the head and squishes it with her foot.) (Stone Cold, with fury, runs up to the stage.) (Stone Cold takes out the rest of 'N Sync, pounding them all to their deaths) (Stone Colds looks at Hanson funny)
*Stone: "Who the hell are you faggots?"
*Taylor: "We're Hanson... our last album sucked so we've been shunned from MTV until now. We will reclaim our popularity!!"
*Zac: "Yeah and I look like the Olsen twins"
*Ike: "I just play the guitar"
*Stone: "I'm gonna kill you three... CAUSE STONE COLD SAYS SO!!" (Stone Cold grabs the Hanson and throws them in to the Euro audience. The Euro fans tear them apart)
*Referee: "That's the fight...the winners BACKSTREET BOYS!!" (Little did the referee know that BSB were fighting amongst themselves....)
*AJ: "Nick, why don't you ever show your stomach!!!! Or does mommy not let you?"
*Nick: "Leave me alone, I just don't wanna"
*Howie: "Why you talk so slow, Kev. You stupid or something???"
*Kevin: "No........ I'm not" (Brians little chihuahua runs on-stage. AJ drop kicks the chihuahua into the Euro audience. It gets torn apart)
*AJ: "I hated that little shit ball!!!"
*Brian: "Noooooo... Tykeeeee!!" (Brian lunges for AJ and grabs his sunglasses off his eyes)
*AJ: "Nooo! I'm melting.... melting....." (AJ melts into a puddle of goo) (Howie comes and pulls at Nick's hair)
*Howie: "If I can't have good hair, no one can!!"
*Nick: "Noooooo" (Howie pulled out what happened to be a wig. All the Nick fans faint)
*Howie: "So thats how you got it so good!!" (Nick starts sobbing and runs off stage)
*Brian: "I'm coming sugar!" (Brian runs after Nick) (The crazed Nick fans wake up and ran after Howie)
*Crazed fan #1: "Howie's hot now guys!!!! NICK sucks!!"
*Howie: "Yes! Finally some love!!!" (The fans chase Howie off the stage.) (Kevin remains standing there. He walks over to the camera and looks into it)
*Kevin: "Hey look, I've got my own show"
*Nick Diamond: "Well that's all the time we have left... GOOD FIGHT..."
*Johnny: "And GOOD NIGHT!"

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