SPONSORS

The BLAND Corporation. Blandco-- "Making food taste like cardboard since 1954"

MACRO SHAFT - "Yea, we're a monopoly...so what!?"

SQUEEKY CLEAN'S LEAD EMPORIUM Smackers-- "SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!"

NATIONAL MONKEY PLACEMENT NMP- Let National Monkey Placement Do the Hiring For Ya!

Sheboygen Beer CompanyBeer

JD's, JD's....what a southern boy needs....

Koko J. Mudd P.C. Mudd- We operate under a different jurisdiction, The Law of the Jungle.

Pollizzi Cheese Factory - "We cut the cheese for you"

AMAZON.com - "We're dedicated to turning a profit no matter what the cost".

Greedy Bastards, and Associates - Suing People with Money is Our Business.

The Flat Earth Society - Clinging to the past since 1492.

The First Frisbeetarian Church of Sopchoppy - "We believe that when you die, your soul goes on the roof and you cant get it down"

The Jim Jones Foundation - You can get cool aid at the refreshment tent they set up during the tour

People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) - Join the folks from PETA as they enjoy some Bar BQ

Evelyn's Grunge Bar (Home of the Grunge Burger) - This is free a advertisement in lieu of Rotsel's rather large outstanding bar tab.

THE BORG - "Resistance is futile, we will assimilate you..."

 American Athiest Society - "We're athiest, swear to God!"