ATTN: COLLECTION AGENCY OWNERS AND SALES MANAGERS!! HAVING A TOUGH SALES MONTH? IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE HORN AND CALL SQUEEKY!!! NOW!!!

Squeeky Sez: "Smackers, Smackers and MO SMACKERS

Well, it is almost time to ring in the new year and that means HOT LEADS for smarty salesmen like you!! Your Pal Squeaky has once again put together a lineup of lead sources guaranteed to produce fee!! And it’s all about FEE and that means SMACKERS!! Climb aboard the Squeaky Clean Lead Bandwagon where our new motto is SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!

Just take a look at some of our HOT BUYS below!!!!!!!!!!

Bob’s Big Book of Bobs Vol. 2

Leadmeister Bob Swiderski in Pawtucket has put together this little dynamo of a lead source. HOT LEADS include:

• Bob’s Bar-B-Que
• Bob’s Burger House
• Bob’s Bingo Parlor Supply
• Bob’s Bargain-Rama and Shoe Horsery
• Bob’s Baked Beans
• Bob’s Big and Tall Lawn Furniture
• Bob’s Bagels to Go and Chiropractic
• Bob’s Basketweaving Supplies
• Bob’s Bob-O-Rama and Haberdashery
• Bob’s Pizza Delivery Supplies

And that’s only the "B"s!!! Call Bob NOW for immediate BIDNESS!! Only $345.99 SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!

 Monkey Business 2000 Dot Com Version

Back by popular demand! The boys at the Sheboygen Animal Research Institute have come up with another gem updated for the dot com generation baby! This time they strapped 2000 monkeys to 2000

ASI-Atlanta Computers for 2000 hours. All monkeys had 2000 free hours on AOL!! The result: 70 MILLION SPAM-O-GRAMS!!! You get em all on one HOT CD-ROM!!!! Double click the links for another HOT LEAD!!! Bonus: 6months free live chat with Bobo!

A steal for $499.95 SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!

RedBook of California Dirt People

Horst Shlitz Publishing of Bakersfield has compiled this unique directory of rural southern California vagabonds, bookies, 4^th generation transplanted Oakies, cock-fighters, drunks, bikers, onion pickers, ex-border patrol agents, disbarred attorneys, pit-bull breeders, roadside attractions, tattoo artists, defrocked preachers, unlicensed dog trainers, snake handlers, junk car owners, Indian fry bread proprietors and persons with cardboard signs at intersections. Smarty salesmen who don’t always get a sale will always make a friend! *

Only $329.95 SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!

*Includes the phone book sized bonus directory

Persons Released from California Mental Hospitals in 1998

Quebec Directory of the Truly Repugnant

3000 French Canadian yellers and screamers subdivided into four categories:

• Jacques
• Gilles
• Pierre
• And the ever-popular Michael (pronounced Michelle and boy is he mad!!!).

All leads are self-described "big businessmen" who will knock your socks off with their fluency in American profanity!!! Great for training and the oft-needed morning pick-me-up!! Just look what one smarty salesman has to say about this HOT LEAD source!!

"I got into a dang rousing shouting match with some little frenchy one morning and blew an eardrum! Now I am down at the firm of Goldboig and Osburn filing a lawrsuit! This Quebec Directory of the Truly Repugnant could be my meal ticket!! Thank you Squeeky!!"

A bargain for only $795.99 (Canadian Funds Only) SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!

 Day Old Bread Stores of Southern Ohio

Over 8700 HOT LEADS right from the oven! Includes coupons and recipe for Lima Ohio’s world famous dish the ketchup sandwich. Smarty salesmen like you will be cooking with this HOT LEAD source.

Just $299.99 SMACKERS, SMACKERS AND MO SMACKERS!!!