April 3, 2001 - Big Ray's Grill and Auto Repair Shop, Bagdad Florida

April 5, 2001 - The 2001 Florida Chigger Fest, Swampy Hills Florida (Come join the infestation!)

April 9, 2001 - Big Bertha's Chili Parlor and Bordello, Horny Town Georgia
(and there wasnt a bowel of hormel to be found within two square miles of da place!)

April 19, 2001 - Uncle Tom's Bar BQ, Shoomucklar Florida

May 5, 2001 - Glowing Pond Park, Crystal River Florida (Next to the Nuclear power plant)

May 18, 2001 - Watchyerheinee, Florida (After the Pipe Bomb demonstration at the local high school. Tour Security and ticket boxes will be manned by members of the local militia.)

May 23, 2001 - The 20th Annual Deliverance Film Festival, Macon Georgia

 Memorial Day Weekend - The 5th Annual Gay Pride Celebration at Pensacola Beach
We' unz are trying to stay open minded as well as hampster free. I hope to have a new wardrobe (including the pants with the "exit only" patch on the rear) ready by then. Daja's Aunt Tina (pronounced TIE NA) promised to get right on 'em..

 Date to be announced - Worm Grunting Festival, Sopchopy Florida

More dates to be announced