CONSPIRACY TO BUM STRAY ANIMALS, UNWARRANTED SEXUAL
ACTS WITH LAMPPOSTS IN A PUBLIC PLACE, FALSE LIST OF BULLSHIT VEHICLES AND PAST LOVERS
SHOWN TO PUBLIC AS TRUE MATERIAL.
THE ASIAN PRINCE
Date of Photograph Unknown |
| Aliases: Gimp, The Prince Of Asia, Bummer Boy |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: |
Unknown |
Hair: |
Black |
| Place of Birth: |
In the Heart Of Asia, or somewhere in America |
Eyes: |
Fujucked up |
| Height: |
Not A Clue |
Complexion: |
Bent |
| Weight: |
Approximately 170 pounds |
Sex: |
Male |
| Build: |
Thin/Medium |
Nationality: |
American |
| Occupation: |
Pop Star (Or trying to be) |
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| Remarks: |
The Asian Prince is the leader of a terrorist
organization known as Al-Qaeda Bummer Boy Regiment. His associates include
the extremely dangerous Mayooran Kandasamy. |
| Scars and Marks: |
None |
CAUTION
THE ASIAN PRINCE IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH MANY VIOLENT ATTACKS ON OLD
GRANNIES !
CONSIDERED ARMED AND LEGGED AND EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON,
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE
OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY
OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is
offering a reward of up to $0.0000002 million for information leading directly
to the apprehension or conviction of The Asian Prince. An additional $0.0000002
million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the
Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.
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