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These are real standardized test essay responses from Kentucky. I think all are written by 6th graders except for the piracy ones, which are written by 11th graders.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go, and why?
Explain why you think that either Hellen Keller should be student of the year, or Miss Sullivan should be teacher of the year.
Write a recommendation to the school board for a new school name.
What are some negative implications of internet piracy?

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For those who haven't heard yet, "napes" just means "no". It is a highly resourceful word, and can be used in such phrases as "that's a big napes" (said quickly, like "thatsabignapes"), or altered into words like "yapes". We say "no" a lot, and it's getting pretty boring, so napes is that COOL alternative you've always been waiting for.