Q. 1. How do you kill a blonde at a pool party?
A. 1. Put a scrach-in-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Q. 2. What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A. 2. A fosted flake!
Q. 3. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. 3. Put her in a circle and tell her to pee in the corner!
Joke 4. A blonde traded her car for gas.
Joke 5. Three people including a blonde were hiking. They got lost but then they found a farm. A brunette went to an apple tree on the farm to get breakfast. The farmer heard someone in that tree and asked, "Who's in my tree?" the brunette answered, "tweet tweet." "Oh, it's just a bird in my tree." said the farmer. A red head went to get lunch. The farmer asked "Who's in my tree?" The red head answered, "meow". "Oh, it's just a cat in my tree." the farmer said. The blonde went to get dinner. The farmer asked, "Who's in my tree?" the blonde answered, "MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Joke 6. There is a mirrior and if you say something to it and it's true, you won't be sucked into it. A brunette stepped up to the mirrior and said, "I think i'm the prettiest girl in the world." She told the truth so she didn't become a victim of the mirrior. Another girl stepped up and said, "I think i'm the smartest girl in the world." She told the truth so she didn't get sucked in. Then a blonde stepped up to the mirrior and said,"I think....." and she got sucked in forever.
Q. 7. What does a blonde and a pool table have in common?
A. 7. They will both rack your balls for a buck.
Joke 8. Three boys got lost and found a farmers house. They went and knocked on the door, a farmer came out and told him that they were lost. He said "Ok, you," and pointed to one of the boys, "can sleep with the chickens. You," pointed to the second boy, "can sleep with the kows. And you," and pointed to the last boy, "can sleep with my 18 daughters." in the morning when they all woke up the farmer asked how they slept. The first boy answered, "I feel like a chicken." "Why?" asked the farmer and he said, "Because I slept with the chickens." The second boy answered, "I feel like a kow." "Why?" asked the farmer. "Because I slept with the kows." the second boy answered. "And how do you feel?" asked the farmer, and the boy answered, "Like a golfer." "Why?" asked the farmer. "Because I went through 18 holes." answered the boy.
Q. 9. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. 9. Excuse me sir... o I'm sorry Ms. ... er... well, could you please get out of my son.
This page was last updated on Sunday, Febuary 1st, 2004.
