2. If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
3. That shirt is very becoming on you...of course if I were on you, i'd be cumming too.
4. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
5. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
6. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
7. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
8. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
9. I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
10. Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
11. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
12. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
13. Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.
14. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
15. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
16. (Grab her butt...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
17. You know what would look good on you? Me!
18. (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
19. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
20. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
21. Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
22. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
23. You have nice legs... would you mind if we named them? This one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas.....would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
24.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
25. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
26. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds...
27. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Motion your finger for girl to come over. When she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
29. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
30. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
31.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
32. She: I can't wait to get home and jump into bed! He: Need somebody to break your fall?
33. Excuse me, do you work for Federal Express? I couldn't help but notice you checking out my package.
34. Nice Legs............What time do they open?
35. Hey baby, I'm a musician....wanna come see my organ?
36. Wanna see something really swell?
37.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
38. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
39. My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?
40. Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
41.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go talk?
42. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
43. My name is ______. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
44. I am no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.
45. Let's go on the lawn and fuck like bunnies.....NOW!
46. Do you like jewelry? Well suck on this...it's a gem!
47. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
48. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
49. Hand out a card that says: "Smile if you want to fuck me like an animal." And watch them try to hold back their grin.
50. Man: (beckons woman with finger) Woman:(Approaches man) Man: Do you always come when someone fingers you?
51. Ask a woman if they've ever had a 60 second orgasm. If they answer no, reply, got a minute?