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Beano Babies® are not like those other Babies. Instead of beans, Beano Babies® are filled with noxious gases and other waste products. And what could be more natural than that? We at Beano/Sty® have developed a new technology that recycles natural human and animal gases (and other waste material) and uses the recycled product to fill cute little dolls that you and your children can play with.

Beano/Sty® is a world-wide toy and hazardous waste disposal company headquartered in Titanium, Florida. We at Beano/Sty® believe that it is much better to know where your hazardous waste is at all times; and what place is safer than your children's arms? We at Beano/Sty® believe that hazardous waste is our friend. It is a semi-natural resource that gets a bad rap from the environmentalists. Oh sure, too much may be bad for you - but the same thing could be said about sugar! And what is more natural and pure than sugar?

Note: Please use caution in playing with Beano Babies®. Several children have been sickened by leakage of gases from our Knip®, Drip®, and Slop® dolls. (We believe the children were playing the "Let's stab the Beano Game®" - for details on this and other fun games visit our new Beano Babies Games web site - Coming Soon!). Actually, all the Beano Babies® will make you sick if you hold them too long or breathe while playing with them. Common sense will tell you to be careful with our dolls and use Beano Protective Gear®! Well, enough lawyer talk.

Special Note: Beano/Sty® flatly denies the charges of that family from Roswell, NM who claim that their child's greenish glow was caused by radiation leakage from a Princesspool® doll. Everyone knows that Roswell has been visited by aliens. That child is an alien! Instead of going after Beano/Sty®, the government should be chasing that child down and running extensive medical and paranormal tests on her! What's her address? Area 51? I'll bet she just can't wait to "phone home"! Ha!

Here’s our collection. Remember, it’s not a real Beano Baby® if it doesn’t have the Beano/Sty® Hang Tag, sewn in Beano/Sty® tag, excessively high Beano/Sty® price tag, and that distinctive Beano/Sty® smell. Just click on Mr. Yuk® to view your selection (Remember to wash your cursor when you are finished!):

Note: Many graphics used here are from The Beanie Bistro Clip Art Warehouse.

Boingo the Seriously Disturbed Monkey

Vote for the new Beano/Sty Logo

Hate Crimes Against Toys! - Caution: Contains Disfiguring Gif Animations of Toys!

Mick & Donald's Restaurant Micro Beano Babies

Beano Baby® Rumors

Beano Baby Price Guide

Princesspool-Diana, Princess of Wales Ferret® #0011

Aargh the Alligator ® #1122 (Updated!)

Lefty the Democratik Donkey ® #0001 (New!)

Righty the True American Elephant® #1776 (New!)

Barf the Bat® #2233 (Updated!)

Blat the Bear® #3344 (Updated!)

Knip the Knoxious Cat® #4455 (New Hazard Update!)

Knip the Totally Knoxious Cat® #5566 (Now more dangerous than ever!)

Knip the Brown Knoxious Cat with Striped Tail, Green Eyes, and Gold Paws® #4455a

Drip the Deodorant-Challenged Cat® #6677

Slimey the Snake® #1122a

Slop the Sludge-Filled Sow® #7788

Toot the Flatulent Blue Owl® #8899

Beano Weano the White Weasel® #9988

Beano Baby® FAQ

Beano Baby® Trivia

Beano Babies were created by Gary J. Heffner; Copyright 1998
Beano Babies® are dedicated to all true Beanie Baby® lovers with a sense of humor, like:
Mallory and Sam
Beano® is a trademark of Block Drug Company, Inc. Block Drug Company, Inc. does not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this site.
Beanie Babies® is a trademark of Ty, Inc. Ty, Inc. does not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this site.
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