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Hello all you trumpet players out there.
Now we all know that the trumpet is the best instrument in the world with its mystical, enchanting dark rich tune and that it is above all, the most important instrument in the band. Therefore, the trumpet players are the most important members of the band, drum and bugle corp, orchestra, etc. That would mean that all the other instruments and the people who play them are less important than you (If you are a trumpet player). So if they are less important than you then why do some of these inferior musicians try to insult and persecute us important trumpet players?
That is a good question! Why are inferior people teasing superior people?WHY?
What is the TRUMPET REVOLUTION?
The TRUMPET REVOLUTION is the mass movement of trumpets from around the world escaping oppression from certain evil instrument players. We will all gather roun' and sing silly songs about being free of insults and mockery. Once we have expressed ourselves and our trumpeting way of life, we will all rejoice! One day we will be recognized and resected. Other instruments will look up to us in awe. We'll be treated the way that we should be treated. No longer will we be persecuted a despised, but rather envied and praised. All of us must help if the REVOLUTION is to succeed!
If you do not agree that the trumpet is the best instrument in the band then you can read the many reasons why the trumpet is an awesome musical instrument or e-mail me and we can duke it out.
What is so great about the trumpet anyway?
- The Trumpet has that deep rich tone quality which
is so important to the band and loved by people
everywhere.
- It is the perfect instrument to listen to when you
need to hear just some good sweet-sounding music.
- It played an important part in history from
signaling ships in ancient Eygpt and sounding the
hunts in England to playing Taps at military
funerals in Arlington today.
- It is a nice instrument to look at after spending
the day staring at a bassoon or some other ugly
instrument.
- When heard the trumpet does not inflict pain the
way the bassoon and certain other instruments do.
- It is sad to watch a trumpet burn unlike a
bassoon.
- It is made of strong sturdy brass.
- A person that plays a trumpet my actually be
famous some day like Louie Armstrong.
- It is a very popular Jazz instrument as is the
Sax.
- Trumpets are all good looking and shiny.
- Trumpet players tend to be good at playing the
trumpet.
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