~Jonathan Banas

10. The West Bank -- Althought the climate may seem suitable for a wonderful summer vacation, the possibility of falling victim to a suicide-bombing rules out the West Bank as a summer vacationing spot.

9. Delaware -- Basically, the only thing to do in Delaware is to sit around saying, "Hi, I'm in Delaware."

8. The Planet Voitor -- Ok, now I know you're saying that there is no such place as the Planet Voitor, and you may be right, but if such a place exists, i'd bet it would horrible for summer vacationing.

7. Thailand -- C'mon, people, can you actually see yourself going to a place called Bangkok?

6. Any small Amish village -- summer vacation is about fun and relaxation. These people don't know the meanings of these words.

5. Dacula, GA -- It's a nice place to live, but I wouldn't want to visit there.

4. Afghanistan -- Unless your goal is to hunt down and destroy all existing terrorist factions, you may want to avoid this hardly tropical adventure.

3. The Sanddrift (in Ocean City, Maryland) -- While Ocean City is a premier spot for summer vacationing, it has been the experience of Dean and myself that the Sanddrift is not a place suitable for human life.

2. Canada -- Personally, I feel that Canada would be a more efficient use of space as a giant landfill, and nobody want to vacation in a landfill

And finally, the Number One Worst Place To Spend Your Summer Vacation...

1. Jonathan Banas's House -- This is not a good place to be at any time of the year. Instead of being treated to the soothing sounds of waves crashing against the shore as you slowly drift off to sleep on the beach, you will be subject to the horrifying Jonathan Banas who will simply, in a roundabout way, tell you that he is a better person than you are. Overall, not a fun place to be.