Yes, welcome to Final Fantasy Creamy Festive Goodness, ruled with a candy cane and a snarling rabid reindeer by The Almighty One,Crunchbucket the Carol Singing Watermelon! This site has voted "best site in the known universe" for twelve years running, despite the fact it's only been up for about two months, and that's a CRUNCHBUCKET GUARANTEE!* The critics are unaminous! Final Fantasy Creamy Goodness kicks righteous santa-hat clad ass!
"Final Fantasy what? Creamy Goodness? Who the *EXPLETIVE DELETED* thought that up? "(falls to the ground and clutches head)
-Cloud 'Yellow Hedgehog For A Wig' Strife, saviour of the planet. Lord knows how.
".................."
Vincent Valentine, Ward Zabac, Squall Leonhart and Rude, celebrity mutes.
"I like cheese."
Aeris 'Dark Lord Of The Sith' Gainsborough, head of the Farmer's Union of Cow Keepers, otherwise know as the society of the unfortunate acronym.
-"RAGE!"
Fujin, all round cool person.
*~*~6th March 2002~*~*
Um... long time, no update...
RAVEN-CHAN - Hey everyone! *waves* It seems Crunchbucket and I got really lazy... but who cares, right?
Lazy doesn't quite descrube it... It's March, and you still haven't taken down the Christmas decorations.
RAVEN-CHAN - *under his breath* Shut up! *hits Tonberri in the head with a skillet.
Ouch *falls over in a coma*
RAVEN-CHAN - Better! Well, I should have the next 3 parts of Final Fantasy: Complete posted soon, along with some random insanity of mine... I promise! If I have the Mistress' approval, I'll, um... take down the decorations, too... nothing worse then looking like a redneck on such an... uh hum... refined, site...
Take a look around...
Fanfiction
That's right kids! It's the fanfiction section!
Staff
Alright! Who's responsible for this?
Random Insanity
Sploit!
FinalFantasyFic
Two stories, 26 authors. Go here to see what I mean.
Fanart
How perceptive of you! It IS the fanart page! Have a cookie!
Rumours
The crap some people believe...
Flames
Read, for it is mildly amusing.
Bishounen
Oh my 0_o
Anti Aeris
My own little anti-shrine...
Fujin Shrine
^_# SHRINE, MINE
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Yeah, I own Squaresoft, I own the Final Fantasy series and I own Squall Leonhart. So sucks to you. Everything here, unless stated differently, is owned by me, Crunchbucket, except for the pictures which were either drawn by someone else or scrounged from a bigger, more established, important and prestigious site. Analfire, as I affectionally call it, is owned by Lycos, and they're welcome to it.