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<font
color=yellow><u>TONIGHT'S MATCHES:</u><br><font face
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color=yellow>
<i>Sonny Sousa vs.
"X"<br>
<i>Kurt Manson vs.
Justin Time<br>
<i>Buzzard vs.
Fuzz<br>
<font size=2>--Loser
Is OUT OF THE XWF--
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size=5>
<i>Young Blood vs.
Short Circuit<br>
<i>Stark Deacon vs.
Carl Hanes<br>
<i>"Reckless"
Ryan Styles vs. Antichrist<br>
<font
size=2>--Flamethrower on a pole match--
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size=5>
<i>Cyclone vs. Head
& Shoulders (Migraine & Damage)<br>
<i>Epic vs. Mad
Mullet<br>
<i>MICHAEL EXTREMER
vs. JUSTIN GREENWOOD<br>
<font size=3>--X-TREME
TITLE MATCH--<br>
(Barbed Wire and
Bombs)<font size=4>
<p><font
color=gray>The show opened with JUSTIN GREENWOOD talking to FRAN DAMAGE
about a new stipulation for tonight’s X-TREME title match.
<p><font
color=green> "So that’s the plan!
It’s a MENTAL MATCH! The loser gets
thrown into a MENTAL INSTITUTION!!
Whaddya think?"
<p> <font
color=orange>”I think YOU should be in a mental institution for even coming
up with a STUPID ASS idea like that! A
MENTAL INSTITUTION? We ALL belong in a
mental institution! EXTREMER wants his
title shot, and we’re giving it to him, PERIOD. No crazy stipulations or bizarre events, just you and Michael in
a cage full of barbed wire and bombs..
Nothing crazy. By the way,
speaking of crazy, are you and HAVOK still a tag team? We’ve got that tournament coming up and I’d
sure like to see you two lose in the first round.”
<p><font
color=green> "I’m not gonna lose in the first round.. And HAVOK is.. Uh.. Can I get back to
you on that?"
<p> <font
color=orange>”Do whatcha gotta do. I
need to go find MIGRAINE anyway.”
<p><font
color=gray>FRAN walks away to find his tag partner, and owner of the fed,
MIGRAINE. On his way, he bumps into
Universal champ EPIC, who seems more than happy to see him.
<p><font
color=aqua> "FRAN! What’s
up? Nice job getting into the front
office! You and MIGRAINE are really
doing a great job! I like what you’re
doing to CYCLONE tonight! I hate that
guy!"
<p> <font
color=orange>”Are you SERIOUS? I
should kick your ass right here right NOW for what you did to me at HELL ON
EARTH!”
<p><font
color=aqua> "Hey! Relax,
guy! I did what I had to do, just like
YOU did what YOU had to do! And now
look at us! You’re the VP, and I’m the
Universal Champ! We both got what we
wanted! We’re a lot alike, you and
I.."
<p><font
color=orange>”You know, you’re right!
We’re like twins! Look at this!”
<p><font
color=gray>FRAN turns around and MOONS EPIC.
<p><font
color=orange>”It’s like you’re looking into a MIRROR!!”
<p><font
color=gray>FRAN pulls his pants up and storms away. EPIC smiles to himself and goes back to
prepare for his match. Elsewhere in the
back, ANTICHRIST was standing next to the bloated CAPTAIN BEEFCAKE, who was
satisfying his craving for a cheese sandwich after seeing “Freddy Got Fingered”
that afternoon. His mouth is full as he
speaks.
<p> <font
color=pink>”Abbicwuff, Weef guh wih bunife, whu?”
<p> <font
color=white>”Yes, BEEF, of course we will win. And once I’ve burned RYAN STYELS to a crisp with that flame
thrower, the XWF will see that I’m serious about doing whatever it takes to put
you and me on top of the XWF..”
<p> <font
color=pink>”Wih I fih aw thuh toh?”
<p> <font
color=white>”Yes, BEEF, you’ll fit on the top. Now finish your sandwich and follow me...”
<p><font
color=gray>The event began with the standard pyros and the first match began
immediately..
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>Sonny Sousa vs. X</B>
<Br>Stipulation: NONE
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4>[The two started off relatively even, but SOUSA
quickly showed the upper hand, beating the unprepared X and wrapping up another
unimpressive victory.]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: SONNY SOUSA</B><font
size=4>
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>KURT MANSON vs. JUSTIN
TIME</B>
<Br>Stipulation: NONE
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [JUSTIN appeared to be out of shape and
groggy, and KURT MANSON wasted no time kicking a large hole through his chest,
avoiding all the major organs. JUSTIN
was not at all pleased with the large hole, and was even less pleased with the
immense loss of blood, which quickly made him pass out, allowing the uncaring
MANSON to pin him easily. Oddly enough,
nobody seemed to notice how badly JUSTIN TIME was injured, but they gave MANSON
a nice “Welcome to the fed” round of applause.]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: KURT MANSON </B><font
size=4>
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>BUZZARD vs. FUZZ</B>
<Br>Stipulation: Loser
is OUT OF THE XWF
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [The crowd really didn’t care who won, since
both men were more or less absent from competition, but they watched anyway,
since they were in the arena and it was the only match taking place at the
time. The two men were about to square
off when a fan tossed a styrofoam cup into the ring! It tapped BUZZARD on the ankle and BUZZARD WENT DOWN, screaming
in pain and clutching his leg! FUZZ
jumped on BUZZARD and got the win! He
stood up in victory just as a giant set of lights unhinged from the rafters and
swung down, smacking him right in the jaw!
FUZZ was out cold! The crowd was
THRILLED to see such a horrible injury!
The chants began! X W F!! X W F!!!
As the EMT’s rushed FUZZ out of the arena, the crew fixed the lights.]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: FUZZ </B><font
size=4><p>
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>SHORT CIRCUIT vs. YOUNG
BLOOD</B>
<Br>Stipulation: NONE
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [YOUNG BLOOD started off strong with the
seasoned veteran, using a number of moves he’d shown in the past, but SHORT
CIRCUIT countered most of them and answered with more outstanding holds and
attacks. It didn’t take long for
CIRCUIT to dominate the match and hand YOUNG BLOOD his first loss in the XWF..]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: SHORT CIRCUIT </B><font
size=4><p>
<marquee>The match you
thought you’d never see... MULLET vs
HANES for the HART TITLE!... And the
TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT BEGINS!.... </marquee><p>
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<p>MONDAY, MAY
7...<br><p>
<p><font
color=gray>The show returned with a MegaTron shot of EXTREMER entering the
back door of the building with his gym bag over his shoulder. The fans give him an impressive cheer from
the arena floor. JAYZON and CYCLONE enter behind him, both looking ready for
whatever may happen tonight. EXTREMER
turns to them both.
<p><font
color=lime>”So that’s the deal, right?
We’re watching each other’s backs tonight more than usual! CYCLONE’s got all that crap with MIGRAINE
and DAMAGE, so we’ll be there for him if it gets ugly, and JAYZON, you the man
tonight if I get in some mess with GREENWOOD.
I don’t want anything screwing up this match for me, so you just sit
back until it looks like I need ya, cool?“
<p><font
color=gray>The crowd watches as the three SANCTUARY members agree on the
game plan. The action returns to the
ring..
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>STARK DEACON vs. CARL
HANES</B>
<Br>Stipulation: NONE
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [STARK DEACON started off powerful, with
intermittent bursts of energy followed by moments of extreme tiredness. HANES was consistent in his pummeling style. The fists were flying and the action was
heated. The fans were enjoying the
well-matched pair duke it out in the ring, showing a variety of outstanding
moves that the fans really get into.
The match is really too close to call for several minutes. Then, from the back, THE MAD MULLET comes
out with a baseball bat! He runs down
to the ring and jumps on the apron just as HANES tosses DEACON into the
ropes! MULLET clocks DEACON in the back
of the head with the butt of the bat!
DEACON falls to the ground unconscious!
Was MULLET back together with his partner? He told CARL to pin him and CARL grabbed a microphone..
<p><font
color=yellow>”Is THAT what you THINK?
You think you can just come out here and hit someone over the head with
a BAT and make everything all better?
That might be how it works with your daddy, but YOU AIN’T MY DADDY! You really think you need to come in here
and show the world that I need YOU to fight my battles for me? I got two.. or maybe three.. words for you,
MULLET.. TAKE A HIKE“
<p><font
color=gray>The crowd cheered loudly for the angry HANES as he stood in the
center of the ring and stared down MULLET.
MULLET looked apologetic as he climbed in between the ropes and took the
mic from HANES..
<p><font
color=yellow>”Now look here, junior.
I ain’t here to fight your battles for ya, I just want to make sure my
little buddy is okay cuz I care about ‘cha!
..And I don’t want nothin’ bad happenin’ to ya before we get another
chance at them tag team titles! Whaddya
say, champ? Are we still down like four
flat tires on the Chevy on your mama’s front lawn or what?“
<p><font
color=gray>Mullet extends his hand to HANES, and HANES looks back at him for
a moment. He then reluctantly reaches
out and the two SHAKE HANDS! The crowd
BOOS! Then, inexplicably, MULLET uses
the hand hold to WHIP the battle-weary HANES into the turnbuckle! He then charges with the BAT over his
head! THWACK-O! HE SHATTERS THE WODDEN BAT OVER HANES’
SKULL! HANES is OUT COLD! MULLET gives him the finger and storms out
of the ring and up the ramp to the hateful screaming of the fans. Back in the ring, DEACON wakes up and slowly
notices that HANES is down. He crawls
over and hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. THREE! CARL HANES gets screwed AGAIN by his own TAG
PARTNER!]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: STARK DEACON </B><font size=4>
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>”RECKLESS” RYAN STYLES vs.
ANTICHRIST</B>
<Br>Stipulation:
Flamethrower On A Pole
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [RYAN came out with EPIC at his side, and
ANTICHRIST surprised nobody by appearing with CAPTAIN BEEFCAKE. The two participants got into the ring in a
civilized manner, and their two tag team partners stayed on opposite sides of
the ring outside, both taking a good look at the pole sticking up from one
corner of the ring holding a flamethrower at the top.<p>RYAN and
ANTICHRIST locked up, and RYAN got an impressive headlock on his opponent. ANTICHRIST turned it into an Irish Whip and
RYAN went into the ropes. ANTICHRIST
went for a clothesline but RYAN ducked, bouncing off the opposite ropes and
coming back with a dropkick to the face!
ANTICHRIST went down and RYAN brought him back to his feet for a quick
body slam! BEEFCAKE slapped the canvas
to get ANTICHRIST to get up, and RYAN grabbed ANTICHRIST again. This time, ANTICHRIST caught him with a jab
to the face followed by a snap suplex!
ANTICHRIST picked him up again and hit a double-arm DDT! RYAN was down! ANTICHRIST ran to the corner for the flamethrower! He started to climb the turnbuckle, but RYAN
was quick to get to his feet and stop him!
He tugged him off the turnbuckle and sent him crashing to the
ground! The two went back and forth on
each other for several minutes and the fans really got behind them. EPIC and BEEFCAKE kept to themselves outside
the ring, cheering on their partners.
The two men wee looking weary in the ring, but continued to battle it
out. RYAN connected with a giant
piledriver and went to the turnbuckle!
He climbed up, but saw ANTICHRIST getting up! HE DOVE off the turnbuckle and connected with a HUGE missle
dropkick! ANTICHRIST WENT DOWN
HARD! RYAN ran over to the corner
again, but BEEFCAKE grabbed his ankle from outside the ring! RYAN was pulled down to the canvas, where he
quickly BOOTED BEEFCAKE in the face, sending him into the barricade where his
flab poured over and knocked some drinks out of fans hands! ANTICHRIST started to get up as RYAN headed
back up the turnbuckle to get the flamethrower. ANTICHRIST ran over and grabbed RYAN’s head, slamming it into the
pole! RYAN was dazed and he slipped
backwards. ANTICHRIST caught him and
propped him up on the top turnbuckle, climbing up behind him and setting him up
for a SUPERPLEX! And he NAILED IT! RYAN was temporarily OUT! EPIC knew there was trouble and he rolled
into the ring quickly to attack ANTICHRIST!
EPIC unloaded with a ton of fists and ANTICHRIST was overpowered! While this was happening, the ref was trying
to break it up, so he didn’t see BEEFCAKE slowly lumbering up into the ring and
to the top turnbuckle, where he was able to shake the flamethrower loose and
grab it! He climbed back down as RYAN
got up and joined the double team on ANTICHRIST! BEEFCAKE aimed the flamethrower at the two men, but ANTICHRIST
was in there with them! He couldn’t
shoot! EPIC finally saw this and dove
on BEEFCAKE, beating him silly and getting the flamethrower out of his
hands! He aimed it at BEEFCAKE and
BEEFCAKE quickly flipped himself over the top rope, splashing to the floor
outside. EPIC yelled at RYAN to move
and FIRED the flamethrower at ANTICHRIST!
Ba-WOOSH! ANTICHRIST rolled out
of the way and out of the ring! The
bell rang and the match was declared a DISQUALIFICATION since EPIC was the one
who fired the flamethrower, not RYAN.
The match was awarded to ANTICHRIST!
EPIC and RYAN were LIVID, vowing revenge on the SPIRIT CRUSHERS as they
headed up the ramp.]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: ANTICHRIST </B><font
size=4>
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>CYCLONE vs. HEAD &
SHOULDERS</B>
<Br>Stipulation:
2-on-1 handicap match
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [CYCLONE came out alone and stood in the ring
like a champion. He feared no man, and
wanted to make sure everyone knew it.
FRAN and MIGRAINE came out running at top speed to the ring. CYCLONE started kicking FRAN as he rolled in
and MIGRAINE rolled in behind him. It
was a 2-on-1 beating from the start, as MIGRAINE unloaded fifty-pound fists all
over CYCLONE, who fought just to stay on his feet! FRAN grabbed CYCLONE and whipped him to the ropes, then MIGRAINE
whipped FRAN into CYCLONE as he came back, connecting with a giant flying cross
chop! CYCLONE was in trouble early and
JAYZON and EXTREMER came out to help, and JAYZON immediately dove in the ring
and grabbed FRAN by the hair, pulling him off CYCLONE and beating him up with a
series of jabs to the forehead, busting FRAN open! MIGRAINE saw this and went after JAYZON, but EXTREMER was there
and he stopped MIGRAINE with a boot to the gut. MIGRAINE grabbed EXTREMER and grabbed him by the throat! he picked him up high in the air and hit a
massive CHOKESLAM, knocking the wind out of EXTREMER long enough to go over and
pick up JAYZON. He tossed JAYZON to the
other side of the ring and helped up FRAN, who called for the bell. DING DING DING!]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: HEAD & SHOULDERS </B><font
size=4>
<p><font
color=gray>CYCLONE was glad the beating was over, but EXTREMER and JAYZON
were just getting started! The two
jumped on FRAN and MIGRAINE again and started wailing on them! CYCLONE got up and joined the attack! MIGRAINE and FRAN were being
outnumbered! Suddenly, from the back
EPIC came running out! He jumped into
the ring and grabbed CYCLONE! He hit
the KNOWLEDGE OVER GAIN on CYCLONE!!
EXTREMER ran at EPIC but EPIC hip tossed him OUT OF THE RING! JAYZON got up and faced EPIC. The two stood face to face without making a
move. FRAN grabbed JAYZON from behind
and hit a reverse DDT, then rolled JAYZON out of the ring! EPIC stood in the ring with MIGRAINE and
FRAN, and the three men looked at each other.
Was EPIC trying to secure his title by befriending the HEAD OFFICE, even
though they threw him out of power less than a week ago?
<font
color=lime><font size=5> <p><B>EPIC vs. MAD
MULLET</B>
<Br>Stipulation: NONE
<Br>Title: NONE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [EPIC stayed in the ring after everyone else
had left, and he waited for MAD MULLET to arrive for the scheduled match. Moments went by and MULLET’s music hit. No MULLET!
The music faded.. The crowd didn’t
know what was going on! The MegaTron
lit up with a shot from the back, and the fans saw MAD MULLET lying face down
on the ground with an ALUMINUM baseball bat lying next to him. EMT’s rushed to MULLET and began to check
him out. EPIC looked up at the screen
and smiled..]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>WINNER: EPIC </B><font
size=4><p>
<marquee>The pain
begins soon.. Sooner than you think.. </marquee><p>
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<p>SATURDAY, MAY 26.<p>ONLY
ON PAY-PER-VIEW<p>
<p><font
color=yellow><font size=5></center><b>MAIN EVENT
<p><font
color=lime><font size=5> <b>MICHAEL EXTREMER vs. <u>JUSTIN
GREENWOOD</u></B>
<font
size=4><Br>Stipulation: Barbs n’ Bombs cage
<Br>Title: X-TREME
TITLE
<Br><font
color=gray><font size=4> [EXTREMER and GREENWOOD both entered to large
ovations, and they both looked in top form.
EXTREMER was still ready for battle, despite his earlier run-in with the
HEAD OFFICE. The cage was entwined with
barbed wire and was smaller than the usual cage, making it closer to the ring
than the standard cage. During the
break, the ropes had been removed for this final match and there were now 24
small C-4 detonators all around the ring.
Not enough to rip a hole through metal, but easily strong enough to blow
out an eardrum or burn flesh. The two
men sized each other up, and the match was on!
EXTREMER was first to attack with a whip to the ropes, JUSTIN slammed
hard against the cage wall and barbed wire stuck him hard in the back, causing
him to wince in pain! EXTREMER headed
toward him and hit a quick belly-to-back flip on him, sending him crashing to
the canvas and hitting his leg on one of the bombs! BOOM! JUSTIN’s leg kicked
back into the air from the blast and he rolled over and got to his feet to
assess the damage, but EXTREMER was on him before he could see what
happened! EXTREMER unloaded a barrage
of punches on JUSTIN, but JUSTIN pushed him off and got back to his feet! He gave EXTREMER a quick boot to the gut and
hit a killer DDT! He then picked JUSTIN
up and whipped him into the unprotected corner, causing EXTREMER to crash into
the cage wall on two sides and surrounding him with jagged metal wire! EXTREMER pulled the wire off his face and
got a small patch of skin with it! His
cheek was ripped up pretty good, but he didn’t care! JUSTIN grabbed him again and went to whip him to the other side,
but EXTREMER reverse it and whipped JUSTIN FACE FIRST into the cage wall! RIP!!
JUSTIN’s face his the barbed wire at top speed! JUSTIN’s face is SCREWED UP! He slowly pulls away and the camera zooms in
to see a lot of blood and some skin hanging!
EXTREMER runs over and hits a back body drop onto another bomb! BOOM!
JUSTIN’s chest takes the impact!
JUSTIN rolls around in agony and EXTREMER goes to pick him up
again. JUSTIN somehow flips over
EXTRMER and PUSHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL, THEN SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE
CANVAS, SETTING OFF TWO BOMBS! BOOM
BOOM! Both men are screwed up bad! JUSTIN gets up and all of a sudden a CHAIR
falls into the cage! It was JAYZON
WILLIAMZ! He was there to help
EXTREMER, just like they promised! He
ran to the cage door with a second chair in his hands as JUSTIN got to his
feet. EXTREMER got up too and both men
headed for the first chair. JAYZON came
into the ring and ran at JUSTIN, but he stepped on a BOMB and FLEW ACROSS THE
RING, TAKING OUT EXTREMER with the chair!
EXTREMER fell and JAYZON fell onto another BOMB! JAYZON looked temporarily stunned! JUSTIN got up and quickly but carefully got
every remaining bomb and placed them all in a cluster in the center of the
ring! He picked up EXTREMER and went to
BODY SLAM him onto the bombs! But
JAYZON somehow came up with a LOW BLOW and JUSTIN let go of EXTREMER and
doubled over. EXTREMER, quickly hooked JUSTIN into a PEDIGREE! NO!
DON’T DO IT MICHAEL! MICHAEL
angled JUSTIN right over the bombs and BOOM BOOM BANG BOOM BOOM BANG POW
BOOM!!! PEDIGREE ON THE BOMBS!!
PEDIGREE ON THE BOMBS!! MICHAEL rolled
JUSTIN OVER and through the smoke, the ref ran into the ring and counted ONE..
TWO.. THREE!!! NEW X-TREME CHAMPION!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION! MICHAEL
grabbed the belt and held it up high as the blood poured down his face.]
<p><B><font
color=red><font size=5>NEW X-TREME CHAMPION<br>
<img
src="http://pluhextreme.com/members/trinity/xtreme.jpg"><br>
<img
src="http://ebanned.freeyellow.com/XWF-extremer.jpg">
</B><font
size=4>