vs.
- - Canadian Pin To Win - -
vs.
- - Steel Cage Match - -
vs.
- - Butcher Freezer Brawl - -
vs.
- - Ice Wall Match - -
vs.
- - Alaskan Tundra Match- -
vs.
vs.
vs.
- - Last Man Standing - -
vs.
- - All Over the Arena Table Match- -
vs.
- - Full Ice Mayhem - -
vs.
- - Thin Ice Match - -
MAIN EVENT
vs.
vs.
- - Iron Man Match - -
The program opens with to a close-up shot of CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY standing in the middle of the ring, inside the empty Madison Square Garden, hours before Snow Job.
CONNOLLY: Well, welcome ladies and gentlemen to a new little feature here on XWF pay-per-views. You see it's called 'CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY's Ring'. And why is it my ring? Well, quite simply put, this is an XWF ring.
CONNOLLY points over to the turnbuckle, which have XWF on it.
CONNOLLY: And it belongs to me. I'm the champ. But aside from that, ahhh, here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna come in here, and I'ma show you a few of the things that I like to do to people in the ring, maybe a few techniques. But first, what you'll really see...
A voice is heard off-camera.
Hey is it time for me? Is it time for me?
The camera pans over as the OUTSIDER STONE climbs in the ring and walks over to CONNOLLY.
OUTSIDER STONE: It's gotta be my time, right, yeah champ. Cause you're tha man! You know what, it's your first show, I'll do it for ya.
OUTSIDER STONE pats CONNOLLY on the back and looks into the camera.
OUTSIDER STONE: You know what ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the very first..
He looks over to CONNOLLY
OUTSIDER STONE: What's the name of the show? Ahh, don't worry about
Back to the camera
OUTSIDER STONE: Welcome to your very first time, with your very first guest, is me.. one fourth of the Reborn Hardcore Legacy, THE OUTSIDER STONE!
He looks back over to CONNOLLY, who looks less than amused.
OUTSIDER STONE: This is great man, I love this.
CONNOLLY: It's fabulous, isn't it?
OUTSIDER STONE: Yeah it is. Thanks for having me as your guest.
CONNOLLY: No problem, um, did MIKE or Smitty tell you what you were supposed to be doing here today?
OUTSIDER STONE: No, but you know what, I know you have tons of things you wanna ask me.. even though there's no.. chairs, or desks.
CONNOLLY: Yeah, there isn't.
OUTSIDER STONE: But I'm sure you have tons of questions to ask me. So yeah, go ahead.
CONNOLLY: Actually it's not so much questions.. I just wanna kinda show-
CONNOLLY puts his hand on OUTSIDER STONE's shoulder. And STONE jumps back startled.
OUTSIDER STONE: WHOA! CONNOLLY... why are you touching me like that?
CONNOLLY: Hey, hey, calm down. See, I was just gonna show the people at home, a few of the things that many of the athletes, the fine athletes like yourself..
CONNOLLY puts his hand back on STONE's shoulder as he calms down.
CONNOLLY: ..here in the XWF like to do. I was just gonna show them a few techniques, nothing big. I just thought that you'd be a suitable person for me to show these fine people at home.
OUTSIDER STONE: Wait, wait.. you want to things... to me?
CONNOLLY: Yeah. I mean, of course. Look, STONE, I like you, you're a nice... guy. And, you work real hard in the XWF. But I'd never do anything to hurt you. We're teammates.
OUTSIDER STONE: but CHRISTIAN, you hurt a lot of people.
And with that CONNOLLY grabs STONE's arm and twists it. He then flips him over his shoulder with a Judo throw, still with the arm locked. He then gets down and locks STONE's head in what looks to be a simple front face lock.
CONNOLLY: See, first thing we'll learn is your basic choke. You start by locking over the windpipe like this. Then if you really want to cinch it in deep,
OUTSIDER STONE: AAAAH! ARGH!
CONNOLLY: CONNOLLY: then you get behind the head like this! Then he really starts to turn purple.
OUTSIDER STONE: AAAAAH! AAAH!
CONNOLLY: But tonight, for you DYNAMITE AND SUPERBALLS, what I like to do is turn this sumofabitch over and crank back like this!
The sound of STONE screaming echo over the empty arena. CONNOLLY has it locked in tight as he cranks back on STONE's head as he sits on his back. A few more screams from STONE, then CONNOLLY throws him down on the mat and gets right into the camera.
CONNOLLY: And tonight DYNAMITE AND SUPERBALLS, that's what I have in store for you two, in CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY'S RING. Now, before we leave, there's something I like to do to two men. See, when you got two guys against you, what you really can do, is that you can grab both of them like this-
OUTSIDER STONE: OH NO! NOO!
OUTSIDER STONE quickly drops and rolls out of the ring. He hops into the front row and hightails it to the back, coughing and wheezing on the way. The camera pans back to CONNOLLY standing in the ring, watching STONE run away.
CONNOLLY: SORRY!
CONNOLLY: Well, um, that's not exactly how I wanted to end it, but anyways... tonight, New Your City... DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and SUPERBALLS... you meet me, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, your XWF Universal Champion... and tonight, you both.. will get the wrestling lesson of your life.
CONNOLLY turns and leaves the ring as the shot cuts to the first match of the night!
The first match of the night is set to determine the number one contender for the Canadian Title. There’s a handful of well-known names, some former World Champions, so this match is bound to be competitive, as most Canadian Division matches are. The bell rings and DOMINATOR immediately charges EXTREME WARRIOR as CENTURION pairs off with JR BLAKE, exchanging chops. DOMINATOR takes EXTREME WARRIOR to the mat with a double leg takedown. He follows up with fists to WARRIOR’s head, as CENTURION whips JR BLACK into the corner. CENTURION tries to splash MR. HOLLYWOOD, but JR moves out of the way and CENTURION goes chest first into the top turnbuckle. He bounces off clutching his chest and JR uses this as an opportunity, hitting a quick neckbreaker. Meanwhile, DOMINATOR picks up EXTREME WARRIOR but WARRIOR moves quickly and spins behind DOMINATOR, going for a schoolboy... He only gets one and DOMINATOR kicks out with power. DOMINATOR is the first one to his feet and he kicks WARRIOR in the gut before hitting back down into the ground with an axe-handle. WARRIOR drops to his hands and knees but out of nowhere CENTURION uses the fallen WARRIOR as a springboard to his a flying hurricanrana on DOMINATOR! JR BLAKE, ever the opportunist, quickly applies the camel clutch to WARRIOR. EXTREME WARRIOR struggles for a bit but eventually reaches the ropes. JR BLAKE is forced to release the hold while on the other side of the ring, DOMINATOR is in the corner with CENTURION hitting stiff slaps across his opponent's chest. CENTURION attempts to whip DOMINATOR towards the opposite turnbuckle but DOMINATOR counters and whips CENTURION into the turnbuckle himself. DOMINATOR charges but gets a boot in the face from CENTURION. CENTURION quickly jumps on the second rope and leaps off for a cross body but DOMINATOR catches him and dumps him over the top rope and into the floor. DOMINATOR stands in the ring and yells out to CENTURION that he's the greatest, but out of nowhere WARRIOR comes from behind DOMINATOR and pushes him over the top rope as well. JR BLAKE comes from behind WARRIOR and attempts to roll him up but only gets two. WARRIOR gets up but gets a knee in the gut and JR BLAKE comes off the ropes with a high knee to WARRIORS' face. JR BLAKE gets on the top rope and he signals that it's time for the end... JR leaps off but WARRIOR kicks him straight in the jaw with a superkick! JR's down! 1....2.... CENTURION is in the ring and breaks up the count. He picks up WARRIOR and slaps his own brother across the face, and WARRIOR returns the favor. Slap for slap, the two are going at it! WARRIOR manages to hit two in a row and goes for a third... but CENTURION ducks under and goes behind WARRIOR and hits a bridging German suplex! 1.... 2..... DOMINATOR is back in the ring and breaks it up. DOMINATOR wastes no time, as he stomps down CENTURION, picks up WARRIOR himself and puts him in the torture rack! DOMINATOR is wrenching on WARRIOR's back and it looks like WARRIOR could give up at any moment! The ref checks to see if EXTREME WARRIOR has any life left and... Out of nowhere CENTURION comes from behind DOMINATOR with a quick roll-up... 1.... 2.... THREE! We have a winner for the first match of the night. CENTURION will be taking on the Canadian Champion, whoever that may be and if it's anything like this match, it's going to be a great match!
CANADIAN #1 CONTENDER:
vs.
- - Canadian Pin To Win - -
The cage is lowered as the two competitors eye the four steel walls. PATIENCE initiates a test of strength but is ultimately overpowered by BRAD PIERCE. PIERCE rocks PATIENCE with a European uppercut. He follows it up with a series of elbow blows to the face. PATIENCE falls to the mat. PIERCE tries to apply a sharpshooter, but PATIENCE breaks free and gets to her feet. PATIENCE sends PIERCE running with an Irish whip. On his return, PIERCE is met with a Lou Thesz press. PATIENCE pummels BRAD with lefts and rights. The Cruiserweight champion helps her opponent to his feet and takes him down with an arm drag. She holds onto the arm and locks in a vicious armbar. PIERCE breaks the maneuver with a couple of right hands to the face. PIERCE wastes no time by locking in an armbar of his own. He makes a point to stomp the opposite hand of PATIENCE while she is in the hold. PATIENCE gets her hand free and wipes the smile off of her opponent’s face. Both competitors are up. Arm wringer by PIERCE. Double leg trip from PRYCE. Pin attempt, reversed. Pin attempt, reversed again. Cover, unfortunately pins don’t count in this match. Both to their feet. They exchange blows as fists and feet are flying. PIERCE whips PATIENCE face first into the cage wall. She staggers backwards as PIERCE gets on all fours behind her. PATIENCE stumbles over PIERCE. PIERCE looks to lock in the ankle lock! PATIENCE rolls out of it. PATIENCE catches PIERCE with a quick hurricanrana. PATIENCE climbs the turnbuckle and waits for PIERCE to get up. PIERCE is up...and down again with a body press. PATIENCE rolls off of her opponent and begins to scale the cage. PIERCE notices this and quickly goes to stop her. PIERCE grabs the right leg of PATIENCE and pulls hard. PATIENCE moves a little but doesn’t fall. PIERCE is thanked with a boot kiss to the forehead. PATIENCE once again begins to climb the cage. PIERCE shakes off the attack and tries a different approach. Standing with his back to the cage wall, PIERCE reaches up with both hands and grabs PATIENCE by the hips. Mustering his strength, PIERCE pulls PRYCE off the cage wall and powerbombs her onto the mat below! With an opening, PIERCE heads to the cage door. He asks the referee to unlock it for him. The referee agrees and begins to unlock the padlock. The lock falls off onto the floor outside and PIERCE grabs the door handle. PATIENCE comes from behind and in desperation pulls down PIERCE’s tights! PIERCE realizes this and panics, covering his crotch with both hands. He quickly reaches down to pull them back up and then turns around. PATIENCE floors him with a painful looking Chick Kick. PATIENCE opens the cage door and places PIERCE’s head on the second rope. She opens the door wide and slams it on BRAD’s face! PATIENCE plays to the crowd and they are loving it! As she taunts, an infuriated PIERCE reaches up from behind and attempts a full nelson, but on the way up he grabs her breasts. PIERCE has just groped PATIENCE PRYCE! He locks in the full nelson and it doesn’t last long. A pissed off PRYCE whips her right leg back and catches PIERCE with a low blow to break the hold. PATIENCE goes wild on PIERCE with punches. She will not let up. The referee tries to hold her back but she breaks free and goes on the offense once again. PATIENCE finally lets up and takes some deep breaths. PIERCE leans up against the cage wall and laughs. This angers PATIENCE and she runs towards him. She kicks the cage as PIERCE moves out of the way. PIERCE slaps PATIENCE on the butt. A humiliated PATIENCE drops an elbow on PIERCE, but he moves once again. PATIENCE rubs her elbow as she landed right on the funny bone. PIERCE grabs her leg and goes for The Angle. He has it locked in, but there is no submission in this match. PIERCE breaks the hold and goes for the door again. He pushes it open and steps through the second and third ropes. PIERCE looks back at PATIENCE and laughs. He turns back towards the crowd and comes face to face with ZACH RIZZA! PIERCE pleads with RIZZA but to no avail. RIZZA slams the door hard onto the face of PIERCE. PIERCE falls back through the ropes and into the ring in a heap. PATIENCE pulls herself over to the door and pushes it open. ZACH leaves through the crowd as PATIENCE slides out of the ring on her own.
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Steel Cage Match - -
The bell rings and SAVIOR shoves a big chunk of meat at CHASM. CHASM avoids the first one, but can't sidestep the second one. SAVIOR grabs CHASM by the neck and hits his head off of the big chunk of meat. SAVIOR then grabs CHASM's arm and throws him into three of four blocks of ice that are stacked up on the side. SAVIOR starts putting the boots to CHASM and then picks him up the hoodie. SAVIOR throws CHASM across a table of meat and supplies. CHASM slides through the raw meat and off of the table. CHASM is holding his ribs and writhing in pain. CHASM tries to get up but is met with boots to the ribs by THE SAVIOR. SAVIOR throws CHASM head first into the sidewall. SAVIOR tries to throw CHASM into a stack of meat boxes, but CHASM blocks it and slams SAVIOR into the boxes. CHASM takes a Rump Roast and slams it off of the head of THE SAVIOR. CHASM takes various cuts of meat out of the box and bounces them off of the head of SAVIOR. CHASM then grabs an empty box and slams it on top of the head and SAVIOR stuck with a box on his head. CHASM grabs SAVIOR and bounces him off of the wall. SAVIOR gets the box off of the head and is hurting. CHASM tries to catch his wind, but SAVIOR comes at him. CHASM ducks down and Back Body Drops him onto the butcher's table. The table shatters in half. CHASM goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... T.... SAVIOR kicks out. CHASM picks up SAVIOR and slams him up against the hanging meat. SAVIOR knees CHASM in the privates and CHASM falls into a heap. Both men are hurting and starting to freeze. CHASM stands up and gets slammed headfirst into the meat by SAVIOR. SAVIOR grabs a roll of duct tape and tapes CHASM's hands around the meat. SAVIOR goes back towards the table and sees a meat cleaver. SAVIOR winds up and tries to hit CHASM in the back, but CHASM breaks free. SAVIOR's cleaver shot misses and sticks in the meat. SAVIOR tries to get the weapon out of the side of beef, but CHASM spears SAVIOR down and starts pounding on him. CHASM is in the mount position and pounding away at SAVIOR. CHASM drags SAVIOR to another table in Butcher's Freezer. CHASM bangs SAVIOR off of the table. CHASM sees the meat grinder and tries to stick SAVIOR's hand into the meat grinder. SAVIOR is fighting for his life and elbows CHASM in the head. SAVIOR sees a roll of ground meat and hits it off of the head of CHASM. SAVIOR tries to shove the whole roll of meat down CHASM's mouth. SAVIOR is trying to get on top of CHASM, but CHASM kicks him in the balls. CHASM picks up SAVIOR and hits a Backbreaker places him on a block of ice. CHASM picks up SAVIOR and places him on his shoulder. CHASM is going for The Rift, but SAVIOR lands on his feet. SAVIOR grabs CHASM and DDTs him on the block of ice. CHASM is holding his head and busted open. SAVIOR picks up CHASM and places him on the meat hook. SAVIOR starts going all Rocky Balboa and hurting the ribs of CHASM. CHASM manages to kick SAVIOR in the chest and that drives SAVIOR into the wall. CHASM gets his legs up in the air and wraps them around the head of SAVIOR. SAVIOR backs up and powerbombs him onto the ground. SAVIOR stacks up CHASM. ONE... TWO... CHASM kicks out. SAVIOR goes to place CHASM on the hook, but CHASM knees SAVIOR in the ribcage. CHASM then hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex on the block of ice. Cover... ONE... TWO... THR.... SAVIOR kicks out. CHASM tries to lift up the block of ice and tries to smash the head in of SAVOR. CHASM uses all of his strength and has the block over his head. SAVIOR starts to come to and realizes that it could be all over. SAVIOR kicks CHASM right in the balls. CHASM collapses and the block of ice lands on his ribs and cracks in half. CHASM is in great pain and his ribs are hurting. SAVIOR lifts up CHASM and drives him into the end of the other butcher's table. CHASM rakes the eyes of SAVIOR and leans up against the table. CHASM then grabs SAVIOR's head and bounces off of the table. CHASM tries to hit a running Lariat, but SAVIOR presses CHASM in the air and Pancakes him through the table. CHASM shatters the tables rib first. CHASM's ribs may be broken now. SAVIOR lifts up a prone CHASM and butterflies the arms. SAVIOR sees the block of ice and hits The Saving Grace on the block of ice. Cover... ONE... TWO... THREE!! SAVIOR is the new Canadian Champion!!
CANADIAN CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Butcher Freezer Brawl - -
The dust has settled from the match, and here comes SABRINA WILSON! The crowd cheers as she makes her way out to the ring with an upside-down top hat in her hands..
SABRINA: As you all know, I announced earlier in the month that I would be RAFFLING OFF my points at Snow Job. Well I have the winners right here in this hat! So if you’re back there and you entered, get ready to come claim your prize!
SABRINA reaches into the hat..
SABRINA: And the 50-point prize goes to.. AMY VIXEN!
The crowd barely reacts as newcomer AMY VIXEN explodes onto the stage and runs down to the ring to collect her prize.
SABRINA: Congratulations, AMY!
AMY says nothing, but jumps and waves to the crowd, who acknowledge her politely.
SABRINA: And now, the big one! ONE HUNDRED OF MY HARD EARNED POINTS.. And they go to.. CYREN!
CYREN wins 100 points! The crowd reacts well to him after his actions on Thursday.. He heads down and is greeted warmly by SABRINA.
SABRINA: Congrats, CYREN.
CYREN asks for the mic.
CYREN: You know what? I told myself that if I won these points, I would put them to good use, and I’m not going to go back on my word. There’s something out there that I want. And I’m going to get it. I’m cashing in my points right now.. for a shot at the X-TREME TITLE.
The crowd cheers! CYREN is going X-TREME!
SABRINA: Wow! Well good luck to you!
CYREN: Don’t patronize me. I want that title. There is nobody more X-Treme than me in the XWF. Do I have to take this glass eye out to prove that to you? That belt doesn’t belong around MIKE RABOIN’s waist, and FAMINE OF THE VILE can’t hold a candle to the level of hardcore I bring. It’s really simple, SABRINA. By awarding me these points, you’ve just sealed the fate of whoever is stupid enough to walk out of this arena with the X-Treme Title around their waist..
The crowd cheers as CYREN turns and heads up the ramp with a dominant look in his eyes..
XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!
HARDCORE SMITTY and BRYAN SENTRICK are standing in front of the 20-foot wall, both looking up the wall they must scale to win. On top of the wall is a pair of ladders and above that is the hanging XWF Hart Championship belt. The referee finishes explaining the rules of the match and the two men waste no time rushing at one another. SMITTY is the first to take the other down as he nails SENTRICK with a running neckbreaker. SENTRICK grabs his neck in pain as he rolls on the icy ground. SMITTY grabs SENTRICK by the left foot and pulls him across the ice slamming his body into the wall of ice. SMITTY throws his arms up sensing early dominance in the match and begins looking around at the weapons that surround them. To the left is a chair and a baseball bat. To the right is a set of three tables already stacked on top of one another with an extra ladder sitting next to them. SMITTY grabs the baseball bat and raises it over his head. SMITTY comes down with the swing but SENTRICK rolls out of the way just in time. SMITTY stings his hands from the swing of the bat onto the icy ground. SENTRICK scissors SMITTY’S legs and rolls over taking SMITTY face first into the ice wall. SMITTY holds his face in pain and SENTRICK takes advantage with a belly-to-belly suplex. SENTRICK seems to not understand the rules and out of instinct goes for an early pin. The referee steps in and taps SENTRICK on the shoulder then points to the belt hanging over the ice wall. SENTRICK pulls SMITTY up and whips him into the wall. SENTRICK follows him in but SMITTY moves and SENTRICK rams his shoulder hard into the ice. SMITTY grabs SENTRICK by the arm and twists it until SENTRICK yells out in pain. SMITTY snap mares SENTRICK down to the ground and drives a knee into his back. SMITTY locks in a chin lock and looks up at the belt hanging over the wall. SMITTY drives another knee into SENTRICK’S back then goes over to pick up the baseball bat again. SMITTY waits on SENTRICK and smashes him in the ribs with the bat. SENTRICK rolls on the ground in pain as SMITTY takes the first climb up the wall. SMITTY slips a few times giving SENTRICK time to recover. SMITTY is half way up the wall when SENTRICK gets to his feet. SENTRICK reaches up and grabs SMITTY’S leg trying to pull him from the wall. SMITTY begins to lose his balance but is able to turn and drop a double axe handle on the top of the head of SENTRICK instead of falling. SMITTY grabs the baseball bat again and puts it over the throat of SENTRICK on the ground. SENTRICK kicks his feet trying to catch his breath but SMITTY applies more pressure. SMITTY let’s go and grins at the fallen SENTRICK. SMITTY points at the top of the wall and begins his climb again. This time SMITTY is able to reach the top of the wall and picks up one of the ladders. SMITTY begins to set up the ladder on the top of the ice wall as SENTRICK has begun to make his way to the top of the wall too. SMITTY is distracted trying to dig the ladder into the ice wall as SENTRICK comes up from behind. SENTRICK punches SMITTY in the back of the head crumbling him to one knee. SENTRICK locks SMITTY’S head into a front face lock then throws a thumbs up that he turn to a thumbs down. SENTRICK puts SMITTY’S arm over his head and attempts a suplex from the top of the wall onto the triple table stack below. SMITTY blocks the attempt and pulls SENTRICK up himself and drops him face first down to the ground below barely missing the triple stacked tables. SMITTY loses his balance on the icy wall top and slips to the ground next to SENTRICK. The ladder SMITTY was setting up comes falling down on top of both men with a crash. Both men begin to pull it together and get to their feet at the same time. SMITTY throws a punch then SENTRICK answers back, back and forth until SMITTY leans in with a short clothesline sending SENTRICK to the ground. SMITTY crawls to the steel chair and uses it to stand himself up. SMITTY places SENTRICK’S throat inside the steel chair. SMITTY backs up and comes toward SENTRICK slowly then leaps into the air. SMITTY comes down with a boot hard onto the chair closing it on SENTRICK’S throat. SENTRICK rolls back and forth in serious pain. SMITTY raises his hand in victory then begins climbing the wall. SENTRICK crawls towards the wall but is way behind SMITTY on the climb. SMITTY is at the top of the wall setting up the other available ladder. SMITTY adjusts the ladder into the ice wall and begins the second climb to the belt. SENTRICK is now all the way to the top of the wall himself and sees SMITTY reaching for the Hart Championship belt. SMITTY’S fingertips hit the belt moving it to a swing as SENTRICK is now half way up the other side of the ladder. SMITTY sees him and begins punching him as he climbs. SENTRICK answers back with a couple swings of his own... SMITTY rakes the eyes of SENTRICK. SENTRICK holds his face as SMITTY locks up SENTRICK quickly taking advantage. SMITTY pulls on the throat of SENTRICK and raises him off the side of the ladder, throwing him with a chokeslam down through the triple stacked tables beneath them. SMITTY laughs as he watches SENTRICK crash through all three and end up covered in broken table. SENTRICK is busted open bad on the back of his head. SMITTY takes a confidant last step up the ladder and grabs the Hart Championship belt. SMITTY straddles the top of the ladder and holds the Hart title belt over his head in victory with a smile looking down far below at SENTRICK.
HART CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Ice Wall Match - -
The lights start to dim as 'This Is The Life' by Weird Al Yankovic begins to play. That means it is about to start The Alaskan Tundra match
between KILLJOY and DRAKE KOMODO. KILLJOY'S music is playing but the
Prince of Pranks is nowhere to be found. After a little while Green
strobe lights flash throughout the arena as "My Curse" by Killswitch
Engage fades in....A shower of green sparks drops from the entrance, and
as the song kicks in, DRAKE KOMODO walks out from behind them, with the
US TITLE draped over his shoulder, making his way down to the ring. He
looks at the crowd, and in the front row you see a sign that says
KILLJOY for PRESIDENT. He reaches over grabbing it and breaking it over
his knee. The little kid holding it starts to cry as DRAKE KOMODO tosses
the pieces into crowd. DRAKE KOMODO rolls in the ring waiting to see
what KILLJOY is up to this time. DRAKE KOMODO starts to pace the ring
when suddenly the Plastic Box begins to be lowered from the ceiling. The
ref is wearing a big parka as he is waiting to start this match. The
front row has been moved back to make room for the cooling box. When the
box gets about halfway down something catches the audience's eyes, its
KILLJOY! KILLJOY has attached a swing set to the top of the Box and is
swinging in the middle of the plastic box while it gets lowered to the
ring. He is swinging back and forth having a good ole time as DRAKE
KOMODO is pacing the ring furious. The box gets in place and KILLJOY is
still a good three feet over DRAKE KOMODO swinging back and forth.
The match is underway as the box is turned on. The tubes and the vents
on the top begin to kick to life as the area around the ring starts to
get misty from the instant change in temperature. The box continues to
get cooler as KILLJOY continues to swing, and DRAKE KOMODO still tries
to figure out a way to get this match officially underway, KILLJOY
stands up and begins to swing on the swing standing. DRAKE KOMODO rolls
under the ring looking for something under the ring. All of a sudden the
first spray of water hits the air sprinkling Ice down on top of KILLJOY
making him shudder. KILLJOY hops off as DRAKE KOMODO launches a 2X4 at
where KILLJOY was standing. The wood bounces on the ring behind him and
KILLJOY looks at it and picks it up. DRAKE KOMODO looks up and can't
find KILLJOY anywhere. DRAKE KOMODO grabs a chair and slides in the
ring. Looking for KILLJOY he is met with a golf swing to the nuts by
KILLJOY who begins to start to laugh as DRAKE KOMODO falls over. KILLJOY
points to the crowd and as another spray of water comes down, this time
from the middle of the thing the water stays water long enough to hit
the canvas and KILLJOY, who begins to shiver. KILLJOY shivers long
enough for DRAKE KOMODO to apply and hit a German Suplex. DRAKE then
goes and begins to stomp on KILLJOY who eventually grabs his ankle and
applies a quick ankle lock on him. KILLJOY backs up to the ring post and
begins to climb up it backwards, lifting DRAKE off of the ground
applying more pressure to his ankle. KILLJOY gets to the top and is
trying to hold his balance as more water begins to spray down. KILLJOY
begins to slip but catches himself that leaves DRAKE enough time to spin
around and kick KILLJOY right in the face. That sends him falling to the
ground outside the ring. DRAKE KOMODO gets up and is mad as he grabs the 2X4 and springboards himself out of the ring and into KILLJOY with the board between the two
of them. DRAKE gets up and begins to swing the 2X4 hard into KILLJOY who
is trying to crawl away. DRAKE continues to swing the 2X4 into KILLJOY.
KILLJOY backs up to the plastic and smiles? THE WATER JUST SPRAYED DRAKE
IN THE FACE! The cold of the room made it freeze on contact. DRAKE is
wearing a mask of ICE! He begins to try to take it off ads KILLJOY gets
up Delivers THE PUNCHLINE TO THE FROZEN FACE OF DRAKE! KILLJOY gets up
but is sprayed in the back by the same pump. KILLJOY runs around the
ring as DRAKE KOMODO finally gets all the ice off of his face. His face
is bright red as KILLJOY takes out a ladder and throws it in the ring.
KILLJOY gets that look under his face as he pulls out a chair, and a
fire extinguisher. DRAKE KOMODO gets up as the wind vents start to blow
catching Drake off guard making him slide into the ring. He climbs up
and sees the obstacles that KILLJOY has put into the ring. DRAKE bounces
off of the rope and baseball slides into KILLJOY as he was trying to
pull something out from under the ring. DRAKE picks up KILLJOY and scoop
slams him on top of the barricade. More water sprays down from the top
of the structure but it keeps spraying, icing down the entire ring as
DRAKE has KILLJOY bent over the barricade with one hand on his neck and
laying the chops into him. Over and Over again and eventually the water
stops at the top now coating the ropes, and the ring with ice. The wind
begins to blow as KILLJOY’s skin begins to turn red as DRAKE KOMODO
continues to chop the frozen skin. DRAKE KOMODO goes for another chop as KILLJOY reaches his legs up and wraps them around DRAKE'S head in a reverse head scissor take down into
the barricade. KILLJOY slides in the ring and he slides a little bit
more now realizing the ring now has a coat of ice on it. KILLJOY sets up
the ladder and the chair in front of it. He puts the ladder on one side
of the swing, and the chair on the other. KILLJOY looks at his handiwork
and turns around to get hit in the head with the fire extinguisher,
knocking him down. DRAKE KOMODO begins to lay some swift kicks into the
midsection of KILLJOY as he is sliding around the ring. KILLJOY stands
up and does a Moe poke in the eyes of DRAKE allowing him to whip him
into the ropes. KILLJOY is expecting a bounce back, but DRAKE gets stuck
on the ropes. The skin is so cold that he actually sticks to the frozen
ropes. KILLJOY takes advantage and charges forward and goes for a spear,
taking KILLJOY and DRAKE KOMODO tumbling through the ropes on to the
floor outside. The two get to their feet and start exchanging blows back
and forth. DRAKE KOMODO dodges a punch and locks in a Fujiwara Arm bar,
slamming KILLJOY on the ground. KILLJOY is screaming in pain trying to
crawl away. KILLJOY gets to the barricade and kicks him in the face,
right as the wind and water turn on again. The air is chilled and the
skin is red as the two wrestlers begin to grapple with each other.
KILLJOY gets up and goes for a kick but DRAKE KOMODO dodges it and
applies The Breathtaker, which he grabbed KILLJOY'S leg and kicks him in
the balls while holding his leg. KILLJOY falls over in pain as DRAKE
KOMODO tries to figure out what he can do to KILLJOY now. He smiles as
he slides KILLJOY in the ring. The Monday Night Special!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRAKE just whipped KILLJOY into the ice-covered turnbuckle and as soon
as he bounced back he was hit by a HUGE Spinning Clothesline. More water
begins to pour down all over the swing, ladder and the ring. DRAKE
KOMODO is building up steam as he sets KILLJOY up for The K-D-T!!!!!!!!
KILLJOY gives a quick solid shot into the face of DRAKE KOMODO with an
elbow. Makes DRAKE KOMODO falls back into a ladder and KILLJOY follows
it up with another PUNCHLINE! KILLJOY throws DRAKE KOMODO on the ladder and tries to carry him up, but DRAKE KOMODO shakes off the cobwebs and lifts KILLJOY up in the air for
a POWERBOMB, but KILLJOY grabbed the swing on the way down. KILLJOY is
hanging onto the swing with DRAKE KOMODO holding onto his legs refusing
to let go. DRAKE starts to climb up KILLJOY. KILLJOY squirms and
actually lets go but some how grabs a hold of DRAKES head and hits a
DDT! DRAKE KOMODO is out in the ring as KILLJOY begins to set up his
prank. He places DRAKE KOMODO in the chair and begins to spray him with
the FIRE EXTINGUISHER instantly freezing around DRAKE KOMODO like a big
icicle. KILLJOY climbs op the ladder and climbs in the swing. He begins
to rock himself forward and backwards getting momentum and leaps off and
hits THE JOKES ON YOU FROM A SWING INTO A FROZEN DRAKE! DRAKE fell off
of the chair but is still covered in the frozen extinguisher. KILLJOY
gets up woozy and DRAKE seems to make some movements when the water and
wind kicks on again, but this time makes KILLJOY fall over. DRAKE KOMODO
gets to a knee as KILLJOY pushes him over and goes for a pin.
1...2...KICK OUT! KILLJOY gets up trying to look around only to be
speared by DRAKE. DRAKE begins to close fist punch KILLJOY as the wind
and water comes once again. KILLJOY reaches up and grabs the chair, and
WHAM!!!! The two men are down and laying next to each other. KILLJOY crawls over
and actually applies THE LAST LAUGH! Mexican Stretch Buster is applied
as DRAKE KOMODO is trying his hardest to get away. He raises the hand to
about to tap. The wind blows hard as it turns off but before it did it
KNOCKED OVER THE LADDER! THE LADDER JUST FELL ON DRAKE AND KILLJOY. The
hold was broken up as the two men are lying down. The men are both down
as DRAKE KOMODO raises to his feet first. He pushes the ladder over and
crawls to pin KILLJOY. 1...2... NO KICKOUT! KILLJOY got the
shoulder up. KILLJOY then rolls away and grabs the fire extinguisher and
tosses it at DRAKE KOMODO who gets hit but it falls out of the ring.
DRAKE KOMODO gets up and is trying to get to his feet and
PUNCHLINE!!!! NO DRAKE KOMODO ducked it and applies The
K-D-T!!! ! The momentum was on KILLJOY side, but was reversed as
DRAKE goes for the pin. 1.. 2.. THREE!!!!! That was a fast count. It looked
like the ref just wants to get out of the ring, as the box is lifted.
DRAKE KOMODO has retained his title!
UNITED STATES CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Alaskan Tundra Match- -
The camera picks up the ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM walking around backstage preparing for his Thin Ice match for the XWF World Title. He is nervous as heck for the match and then gets up to see his old running buddy, the XWF Universal Champion, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY. DANIEL did this man wrong a while ago when they were in the Legacy. CONNOLLY did what he thought was best when he blocked ARCHANGEL from the title at Autumn in Hell. DAN stares face to face with CHRISTIAN.
ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM: Hey, champ. How you doing?
CONNOLLY: I'm alright. How you doing?
ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM: I'm OK. Nervous as heck for my match against STEVE JASON tonight. I've never been in a Thin Ice Match before.
CONNOLLY: You'll do fine, DAN. Trust me. I'm pulling for you. Good luck.
ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM: Thanks. Congratulations on winning the Universal Title. You deserve it and good luck to you against SUPERBALLS and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE. They are tough customers.
CONNOLLY: Thanks.
They start to walk off, but ARCHANGEL runs towards CONNOLLY and grabs his arm. CONNOLLY turns around and looks at him. DANIEL bows his head and says something.
ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM: I'm sorry about the whole Legacy thing. I never should have dragged you into this. I never should have let the whole Two Man Power Trip get to my head.
ARCHANGEL extends his hand to CONNOLLY.
ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM: Can you ever forgive me?
CONNOLLY looks down and shakes ARCHANGEL's hand. There is a look of relief of ARCHANGEL's face.
CONNOLLY: Don't worry about it. It's all water under the bridge. We're cool. Take care, man. Good luck again. I have faith you can win, my man. Do me proud.
CONNOLLY walks off and leaves an emotional ARCHANGEL standing there. A weight has been lifted off of his shoulders.
Every man in this match has something to prove and that’s apparent as they size each other up before the bell. The bell finally rings and all the competitors brawl at the sound of the bell. Though initially all men trade blows, the group breaks up into two pairs. ANDERSON and MASTERMIND trade stiff blows while TRENT GEIN and AIDAN COLLINS goes at it. COLLINS throws a wild right in TRENT GEIN’S direction but he ducks under it, slides under COLLINS’ arm and hits a reverse DDT. Meanwhile, ANDERSON gains the advantage on MASTERMIND and hits a clothesline that sends both of them tumbling out of the ring. GEIN picks up COLLINS but DA BLIZ fights back with stiff elbows to the former Universal champion’s chin. COLLINS locks GEIN up and hits a brainbuster in the center of the ring. Meanwhile on the outside of the ring, ERIC ANDERSON whips MASTERMIND into the guardrail. ANDERSON motions to the crowd that he’s going to attempt something big and he leaps onto the ring apron. He waits for MASTERMIND to turn around then he leaps off looking for a cross body... But MASTERMIND catches him! Holding the prone ANDERSON in his arms, MASTERMIND takes his opponent and rams him back first into the ring! ANDERSON slumps to the floor but MASTERMIND isn’t done yet. He picks up ERIC ANDERSON and whips him straight into the steel steps, chest first! Meanwhile, inside the ring, AIDAN COLLINS maintains his advantage over the PLAINSFIELD BUTCHER, holding him in a sleeper in the center of the ring. TRENT seems to be slipping from consciousness but out of nowhere MASTERMIND kicks AIDAN COLLINS in the back of the head! MASTERMIND smirks at the damage inside and around the ring and he picks up TRENT GEIN looking to go to work. TRENT GEIN fights back, though, throwing punches connecting with MASTERMIND’s midsection. MASTERMIND puts an end to the attack, though, when he stomps down on GEIN. Meanwhile, ERIC ANDERSON slides into the ring and tries to attack AIDAN COLLINS but COLLINS fights back and kicks ANDERSON in the gut. He sets ANDERSON up and hits a giant spinebuster that shakes the entire ring! Meanwhile, MASTERMIND continues to hold his advantage over GEIN, as he picks him up for a scoop slam. MASTERMIND then ducks underneath the ropes and goes to the outside, digging underneath the ring. He pulls out all sorts of weapons and throws them in the ring! All sorts of stuff now clutter the ring, as MASTERMIND rolls back into the ring... and straight into a shot from TRENT GEIN who hits him in the forehead with a kendo stick! GEIN goes on a rampage with the weapon, hitting ANDERSON and COLLINS both in the gut. GEIN then sizes up MASTERMIND and hits him on the top of the head as the stick breaks into wood fragments, WHAT A SHOT! GEIN has only angered the rest of the competitors, though; ANDERSON and COLLINS get up angry and double team GEIN. They set GEIN up and hit a double Manhattan drop and then a double clothesline. GEIN drops to the mat as MASTERMIND starts to rise. ANDERSON and COLLINS look at him together and agree on something... are they teaming up? ANDERSON holds MASTERMIND up while COLLINS hits him like a punching bag. COLLINS then gets a garbage can... and he quickly puts it over both of them! The can fits too tightly and they can’t get out as AIDAN COLLINS bounces off the ropes and hits a double ICE PICK! COLLINS is proud of the bodies lying around the ring and he quickly slides out of the ring himself. On the far side of the ring he reaches underneath and pulls out... a pool filled with glass shards! The pool, which is filled nearly to its brim in glass gets oohs and awes from the crowd, which realize the potential devastation that could come from the weapon. Leaving the pool of glass on the outside of the ring, BLIZ slides back into the ring and picks up ANDERSON. He puts ERIC in the corner of the ring and starts to hit chops to ANDERSON’s chest as MASTERMIND crawls to his feet and picks up GEIN. Taking a steel chair that he threw into the ring earlier, MASTERMIND swings wildly at GEIN but GEIN ducks underneath and the chair slips out of MASTERMIND’s hand. GEIN quickly connects with a cobra clutch backbreaker! GEIN eyes the weapons in the ring and he gets an evil look in his eyes. In the center of the ring is a bowling ball, which GEIN places meticulously towards MASTERMIND. He then picks up MASTERMIND and sizes him up... FACEBUSTER RIGHT ON THE BOWLING BALL! The crowd begins to chant "HOLY S***" as the ref begins the ten count... 1.... 2.... 3..... 4..... 5.... 6.... It’s going to take more as MASTERMIND fights his way to his feet. Meanwhile, ANDERSON has gotten placed on the top turnbuckle by AIDAN COLLINS but he fights back, dropping COLLINS’ face into his knee for a quick shot. He then jumps off the ropes and hits a big tornado DDT! Meanwhile, GEIN, who watched COLLINS pull out the pool off glass. He takes MASTERMIND over towards the ropes and tries to suplex him over and out of the ring, but MASTERMIND lands on the ring apron. MASTERMIND then grabs GEIN and tries to suplex GEIN into the shards... but GEIN lands on the apron as well. Both struggle for position, trading conservative blows while trying not to fall into the pit. ANDERSON, who’s still inside the ring, gets up and sees both men fighting and gets an evil grin on his face. He runs towards them and attempts a cross body but is caught but MASTERMIND and GEIN. Three men are now on the ring apron, trying not to slip, while AIDAN COLLINS gets up in the ring. He sees all three men, and just like ANDERSON previously, gets a smirk on his face. He takes the chair that MASTERMIND lost before and sets hit up near the ropes. He then bounces off the back ropes, takes a step off the chair, and leaps toward GEIN, MASTERMIND, and ANDERSON, hitting a double blockbuster neckbreaker on GEIN and MASTERMIND that sends the whole crowd into the glass pool! The crowd reacts loudly into various chants but they are so excited at the carnage that the entire arena is just filled with one giant noise! The ref begins the ten count as all men look lifeless. 1...... 2....... 3...... 4...... 5..... 6..... 7...... 8...... One person crawls out of the carnage but is unidentifiable.... 9..... The person stands up, glass stuck into their back.... 10! One person is left standing, It’s.... COLLINS!! WE HAVE A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION AND IT’S AIDAN COLLINS!! MY OH MY, WHAT A HELLACIOUS MATCH!
TELEVISION CHAMPION:
vs.
vs.
vs.
- - Last Man Standing - -
The match starts with all four men in the ring. The opening bell rings and absolute chaos breaks loose. Both teams trade wild blows, with neither team gaining the advantage. The action spills outside with neither teams having a clear plan of action, just brawling the best they can. NITRO and RAZIEL fight ringside while STONE and RYAN separate brawling up the entrance ramp. STONE and HUNTER RYAN fight straight up the ramp and through the curtains, as cameras struggle to follow them. Meanwhile, RAZIEL has gained an advantage over NITRO, as he suplexes NITRO on the hard concrete surrounding the ring. JUSTIN JONES gets up and taunts the crowd, letting them know that he thinks that he is the bomb. Finally, we get footage backstage where HUNTER RYAN and LEE STONE fight their way all over the arena. A crowd of fans surrounds them, jeering and cheering as they take the fight all over the arena. Reaching an area with extra audio equipment, STONE reaches down quickly and grabs some extra cord as he begins to choke RYAN out. The cameras go back to where NITRO and JONES fight inside the ring. JONES swings at NITRO for a lariat but NITRO ducks under and goes to JONES back where he flips JONES over for a release German suplex, but JONES lands on his feet behind NITRO and hits a release German of his own. RAZIEL then drops down and puts NITRO in a dragon sleeper, attempting to drain the life from his opponent. Backstage, RYAN has gained an advantage over STONE, ramming his head into one of the speakers. Using some extra cord, he wraps STONE’s head to the speaker before taking a microphone and unleashing a deafening screech that is sure to do damage to STONE, who has his ears directly on the system. RYAN follows the scream up with a running big boot that sends both the speakers and STONE toppling over. Back to the in-ring action, RAZIEL maintains his hold on the dragon sleeper as NITRO finally fights out of it and to his feet. NITRO hits an elbow to RAZIEL’s gut then quickly turns around and hoists RAZIEL into the air for a brainbuster. With RAZIEL on the mat, NITRO slides to the outside and pulls the matches’ first table out from underneath the ring. He picks it up and slides it in the ring, then goes straight for RAZIEL, hitting a few knee drops to JONES’ face. It seems that action backstage has found its way to the food concessions. HUNTER RYAN takes LEE STONE towards a vending machine and asks a fan for some change as he quickly makes a choice and has a Gatorade come from one of the machines. He takes a swig but this opens the door for STONE, who knees RYAN in the gut and lines him up against the glass snack vendor. STONE takes a step back then hits a running rugby tackle through the machine that sends glass shards crashing everywhere. The fans surrounding the two cheer loudly as LEE STONE takes HUNTER’s Gatorade and pours it all over him. Inside the ring, NITRO picks up RAZIEL and hits a quick reverse neckbreaker. NITRO then goes over to the table that he had gotten and sets it up in the corner. He pats everything down to make sure the table is totally set, but he doesn’t see JUSTIN JONES coming straight for him with a spear. NITRO turns around and just dives out of the way as JONES goes crashing through the table! The ref signals that JONES isn’t eliminated, though, NITRO had not put JONES through the table himself so it still wasn’t an elimination. We rejoin STONE and RYAN backstage, as they continue to fight towards the food set-up. STONE slams RYAN’S head into a bowl of mashed potatoes and goes down the line, rubbing his opponent’s face into the food. This allows RYAN to grab an object, though, and he hits STONE in the crown of the head with a frying pan! STONE drops to the ground as RYAN clears one of the table and picks STONE up onto it. RYAN looks like he’s about to go for a piledriver but STONE drops to a knee and hits a quick low blow! STONE then gets RYAN in position and hits a DDT to sit-down face buster though the table! THE STONEHENGE! RYAN IS ELIMINATED! With RYAN out cold, STONE points to a nearby exit door and the fans begin to chant "Take it outside!" STONE picks up RYAN takes him to the door and throws him out as the fans cheer loudly! RYAN has not only been eliminated, but he has been tossed from the arena, too! Meanwhile, in the ring, NITRO quickly hits a DDT on JUSTIN JONES and goes under the ring to retrieve two more tables. He slides both in the ring and sets one up positioned near the ropes. He places JONES on the table, then jumps on the top rope and leaps off, crashing through JONES with a frog splash! JONES has been eliminated! NITRO boots RAZIEL out of the ring but he barely has time to react before LEE STONE reaches the ring and the two begin to brawl! NITRO throws an errant clothesline at STONE but STONE ducks under and hits a fisherman suplex! STONE retrieves the table on the ground and places it balanced on part of the ropes. He picks NITRO up and signals that he’s going to hit the STONE CUTTER through the table, but is distracted when he sees HUNTER RYAN running to the ring with a snow shovel in his hand! He must have gotten it outside! STONE lets go of NITRO and backs up as HUNTER slides in the ring. LEE STONE motions for HUNTER to drop the shovel, but he doesn’t see NITRO who comes up behind him and wraps him up in a waistlock. RYAN smirks defiantly then swings wildly... DING! HE JUST HIT NITRO AS STONE DUCKED UNDER! RYAN is in shock as STONE capitalizes on his mistake and throws him from the ring. STONE picks up NITRO and this time he connects with the STONE CUTTER through the angled table! WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS IN THE FORM OF THE V.I.P.!
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS:
vs.
- - All Over the Arena Table Match- -
The tag title match is over as LEE STONE and JUSTIN JONES stand victorious. HUNTER RYAN and NICK NITRO leave the ring in frustration and begin to walk up the ramp. LEE sends them off with a chant.
LEE STONE: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye!
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, HEY, HEY, HEY, GOOD...
Suddenly he is interrupted as the lights dim in the arena. A voice, sounding remarkably like James Earl JONES, speaks over the loudspeaker.
VOICE: S...H...K
Lightning strikes the stage and halts the movement of the former champs. “School of Hard Knocks” by P.O.D. rocks the huge Madison Square Garden sports arena. RYAN and NITRO look on as the lights come back on. The two men point towards the new champs and shout “Behind you!” LEE STONE and JUSTIN JONES turn around and are greeted with Stereo Superkicks from two masked men. One stands at about six feet and the other is significantly taller. They are wearing ordinary ski masks and T-shirts that bear “SHK” on the front and “One Lesson at a Time” on the back. They waste no time in removing the masks to reveal...
It’s MR. AMAZING and SHADOW!!
MR. AMAZING: Damn! I knew we should have chosen “Welcome Back” by Mase as our theme song.
SHADOW: Wouldn’t that get a little stale after say the first week?
MR. AMAZING: Well I sure hope we’d be welcomed back by all these fans. Especially here in New York, were I just so happen to live.
SHADOW: Wait, I thought you were from Hollywood.
MR. AMAZING: Yeah, Hollywood, New York. Haven’t you heard of it?
SHADOW: No, I wasn’t aware. Is it near Manhattan or the Bronx?
MR. AMAZING: Neither, dumbass. It doesn’t exist. But hey, what can I expect from a Texas man?
SHADOW: Hey, that’s not cool. Don’t mess with Texas!
MR. AMAZING: Don’t misunderstand me dude. I love Texas. What could be better than George W. Bush, guns, Bull riding, and did I mention that all of my exes live there?
SHADOW: All three of them?
MR. AMAZING: What’s your point?
SHADOW: Point is I know all of your exes...and not a one lives in Texas.
MR. AMAZING: Oh who cares about that? Let’s talk about why we’re here. The last time you saw the two of us in the ring together was in a little match called Lord of the Ring. Heard of it? See we both got eliminated at the same time, proving that absolutely nothing has changed. SHADOW and I have always been on equal footing. I mean of course he’s never beaten me, but nearly every time we faced one on one, something fishy happened. Whether it was a run in from our former boss Vex Driller, a run in from one of his cronies, or something along those lines...we never really got a fair fight. My first match ever in the big leagues was back in Global Championship Wrestling and I was nervous as hell. SHADOW was my opponent and he told me I was the future of this business. He gave me the confidence boost I needed to come in and make people believe my brand new gimmick of “MR. AMAZING.” I won the match, but not without controversy of course. Since then SHADOW and I became best friends.
SHADOW: Yeah, we decided to team up and in doing so we dominated GCW, SWO, and XWC as a team. These companies folded because there was no one who could stand up to us. We were, as a unit, a human wrecking ball. So what better place to come back to than the XWC? We’ve both had our issues with JONATHYN and the XWF in the past and those are no longer a problem. JONATHYN was fired and XWC is still thriving. On the very last edition of XWC’s Combustion, VINNIE and I dominated then champion BOONDOCK SAINT and ZACH RIZZA. Both of them are here and not surprisingly, both are currently title-less. DAN’s adopted a new nickname and is hanging on the coattails of the likes of STEVE JASON, CENTURION, and CYREN. The New Wave is a pathetic excuse for entertainment.
MR. AMAZING: Speaking of entertainment, how much did you guys enjoy seeing HUNTER RYAN and NICK NITRO get the living crap beat out of them and then get put through tables? I know I loved it. You see, about a month ago, DRAKE KOMODO approached me about joining his little troupe called Truth Until Death. I asked him who was on board and he mentioned AIDAN COLLINS. AIDAN and I have a little history and I consider him a friend. I don’t know Drake well but I have to say he picked a good name for his son. He gave me a few days to mull over his offer and I just couldn’t help but think this group would be more convincing if those paper tag champions NITRO and RYAN weren’t in it. I have no respect for those dolts and I didn’t intend to carry them in any matches. I knew if I joined this little faction of his I would be discouraged from going for the tag titles and besides, who would my partner be? So, I kindly turned down DRAKE’S offer and called up my buddy Scott Johnson. Yes, folks the man you all know as SHADOW. I called up Scott and told him I wanted tag gold. Fortunately he was thinking the same thing and here we are. Ladies and gentlemen what you see here is The School of Hard Knocks, Established in 2004, back in action! We’re here for one reason and that’s to show why we are the most dominant tag team in recent history! Oh Six is gone and it’s time to bring some Clarity to Oh Seven! So let me make it clear that we plan to dominate the tag division and take on all comers on our way to the top! It’s time for operation oh-seven: clarity. Now hit the music, bitches!
“School of Hard Knocks” kicks in once again as “MR. AMAZING” Vincent Jamison and “SHADOW” Scott Johnson head to the back.
The bell rings and the match is underway. FAMINE walks up to RABOIN and they are now standing toe to toe. RABOIN doesn’t budge or step back, he is right there in FAMINE’S FACE. FAMINE shoves RABOIN back and the action starts. RABOIN comes back with a hard punch to the jaw as FAMINE is rocked back a little but isn’t phased by it. He now comes back with a punch of his own that drops RABOIN to the ground. It seems as though FAMINE is the stronger of the two. RABOIN is back up now and the punches are flying left and right. RABOIN kicks FAMINE in the gut and tosses him into the ropes, which are frozen solid. FAMINE seems to have felt that as he holds his back. RABOIN now goes to grab a steel chair, which is iced over. WHAM! Hard shot to the head of FAMINE. He rocks back as RABOIN comes in for another shot. WHA….NO! FAMINE moves out of the way as RABOIN hits his head with the chair and then hits the frozen ropes. The freezing ropes seem to have hurt RABOIN as FAMINE sees his opportunity and tries to hit the Blood Driver but RABOIN slips out of it and hits a hard belly to back suplex. Both men immediately get up from the cold mat and continue to pummel each other with hard shots to the face and body. RABOIN grabs FAMINE and tosses him to the turnbuckle. FAMINE slides on the ice and hits the turnbuckle chest first! FAMINE clutches his chest as RABOIN comes sliding from behind and hits a hard elbow to the back of his opponents skull. FAMINE falls face first onto the cold mat. RABOIN now goes to the outside again and sets up a frozen table right next to the ring. He comes back into the ring and picks up FAMINE who seems to be in a bit of pain as he is still grabbing his chest. RABOIN gets him to his feet and tries to perform an Irish whip but is caught mid way by FAMINE and gets rocked by a hard clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Both men seem to be getting used to the cold as neither man seems to be in a hurry to stand up off that cold mat. RABOIN starts to get up slowly as does FAMINE who looks outside and sees the table set up. He rolls to the outside and picks the table up. RABOIN sees an opportunity and hits a baseball slide to the outside, which causes the table to smack right into FAMINE’S face. FAMINE drops the table and falls back toward the guardrail. RABOIN sees FAMINE still reeling from the impact and jumps over the ropes with a flying body press! WOW!!! FAMINE catches RABOIN in mid air and hits a fall away slam tossing him into the crowd. RABOIN falls on top of a few fans as FAMINE now comes after him. FAMINE shoves and pushes a few fans out of the way and gets his hands on RABOIN picking him up off the ground. RABOIN hits a few shots to the gut of FAMINE and Irish whips him over the guardrail and back into the ring area.
RABOIN now comes right after him and stomps on him a few times before grabbing a solid ice 2x4. CRACK! OH MY GOD! RABOIN just cracked that frozen solid 2x4 over FAMINE’s skull. JESUS, FAMINE might be dead after a shot like that. RABOIN looks on at what he has done and begins to smile. He picks up FAMINE who is barely able to stand up and tosses him back in the ring. RABOIN, now making his way inside the ring slowly, brings in another frozen chair. FAMINE looks to be out of it but RABOIN looks like he wants to dish out some more pain. RABOIN picks up the chair over his head and gets ready to hit FAMINE again. Wait! FAMINE just hit a low blow on RABOIN who drops the chair and holds his groin. FAMINE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!! He now stands up smiling. FAMINE is actually smiling. As the blood pours from his head and freezes as it hits the ground, he grabs the chair and begins to hack away at RABOIN. RABOIN’S head bounces off the frozen mat and off the chair. There is blood everywhere! Both men are now bleeding profusely as FAMINE looks at the carnage he has caused. He goes to the outside and sets up the table once again. As he sets the table up one of the fans he shoved earlier throws a beer bottle at him. FAMINE looks back and walks over to the fan as security runs up to the fan to get him out of the arena. But FAMINE shoves security and grabs the fan by the shirt. He tosses him into the ring area and holds him up high. CRASH!!! HOLY SH*T! FAMINE just choke slammed that him through the table! What the hell has gotten into FAMINE, he’s not supposed to be attacking the fans!
The match seems to be just about over. What a hell of a match it has been. Bloody, brutal and cold! Wait, who is that? Someone is running toward FAMINE and RABOIN with a lead pipe. That's BRYAN SENTRICK!! What the hell is BRYAN SENTRICK doing here? He's headed toward RABOIN but he slips on the ice and slides toward him instead. RABOIN can't move out of the way fast enough and gets knocked over by SENTRICK who is still sliding around. RABOIN lands hard on his head. He's now bleeding all over the ice as FAMINE now walks toward him and picks up that lead pipe that SENTRICK brought with him. RABOIN holds the back of his head as he gets up and FAMINE is right behind him. WHACK! Another shot to the head. RABOIN is out cold. But it looks as if FAMINE isn’t going to stop there. He picks RABOIN up and turns him around. BOOM! Blood Driver! FAMINE lands the finisher and goes for the pin. 1...... 2...... THREE!!!! FAMINE WINS!
X-TREME CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Full Ice Mayhem - -
We have a new X-Treme Champion ladies and gentlemen. FAMINE stands up and grabs the title. But he just stands there without celebrating. What is he doing?
FAMINE: MIKE RABOIN..... Beating you was the only thing on my agenda for this PPV. And I have done that. I don't want your worthless title. A man like me deserves to be at the top of the food chain. And this isn't it. So you can keep your pathetic title. Becoming X-Treme Champion will be just another addition to my list of many accomplishments to come.
What?
FAMINE OF THE VILE has just renounced the X-Treme Title and has let RABOIN continue to be the champ. Why would he do that? And what was the reason for SENTRICK to try and interfere in the match? All these questions are hopefully going to be answered in the weeks to come.
X-TREME CHAMPION:
The Thin Ice Match is starting now, so the screen cuts to a frozen lake out in Central Park, here in New York City. The camera follows The XWF World Champion STEVE JASON as he walks to the lake where the match will take place. Once he arrives there with belt in hand we can see that THE ARCHANGEL DANIEL MALCOLM is standing by the lake waiting for him. The two eye each other for a moment as STEVE JASON hands the belt to the referee assigned the contest and he raises it high and signs for the match to begin. ARCHANGEL and JASON head towards each other, staring each other down just beside the lake where the match will begin. The two stare at each other, and then at the referee holding the World Championship and then back at one another. The two look back at each other and then the two New Wave members shake hands as a show of respect despite the bitter feud they once had.. and there they go!!
STEVE JASON and DAN MALCOLM lock up one-on-one for the first time!!! The two jockey for position and SJ manages to get a side headlock on ARCHANGEL .. .he squeezes in for a few moments, but ARCHANGEL manages to get out of it.. .ARCHANGEL hits JASON with few knife edge chops ARCHANGEL now pressing the advantage with a few blows to JASON.. the two battle just alongside the frozen lake here at Central Park and it looks like MALCOLM is trying to force STEVE JASON onto the ice!! With each punch and kick JASON is being forced closer to the lake, DAN MALCOLM wants to be crowned World Champion for the second time, and he’s looking to do it early against the Unified World Champ here!!
JASON is being forced back and is teetering near the edge of the lake! ARCHANGEL takes a few steps back,,. and now he charges JASON,,.. but.. STEVE JASON grabs ARCHANGEL just before he could connect with a clothesline and he hits an Overhead suplex!! ARCHANGEL is launched onto the lake!! ARCHANGEL is on thin ice and already you can hear the ice starting to crack beneath his 235 pounds!! JASON steps on the ice, but having competed in two thin ice matches, he knows to stay closer to the edge where the ice isn’t as thin. ARCHANGEL gets back and he approaches JASON slowly on the ice. The two cautiously approach each other, and once they meet, they throw caution to the wind!! SJ strikes early with a series of body blows, and there’s a big uppercut!!! ARCHANGEL is reeling on the slippery surface!! ARCHANGEL is keeled over.. and JASON hits an AXE KICK!! ARCHANGEL’S face smacks against the ice, but lucky for him the ice didn’t break!! With ARCHANGEL down, JASON doesn’t try to slam him through the ice.. instead he... puts in a Boston Crab? This is a no submission contest, but JASON looks like he wants to do some damage to ARCHANGEL’S legs.. and he’s forcing MALCOLM to spend more time with his face and bare skin against the freezing surface!!
After a while JASON releases the hold and with every step you can hear the ice creaking beneath his feet. ARCHANGEL again has to get up to his vertical base, made more difficult by the ice he’s wrestling on.. ARCHANGEL is up but SJ picks him up for a body slam.. this COULD BE IT? NO!! ARCHANGEL flips out of the move and hits a belly to back suplex!!!
CRACK!!!!!
The thin ice is starting to buckle as the men battle on it, but it will not break!! ARCHANGEL and JASON both get back to their feet and start battling once again! This time they start battling away from the lake and back into Central Park!! Countless onlookers watch on as these two do battle here!! JASON looks the worse for wear here, as ARCHANGEL hit’s a few more knife edge chops!! Kick to the guy by ARCHANGEL.. .and he hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the frozen ground beneath them!!
JASON is reeling now as the former BOONDOCK SAINT connects with a string of leg drops and elbow drops!! The challenger has the advantage here! JASON gets to his feet, but ARCHANGEL takes him back down with a swinging neck breaker!! ARCHANGEL now looks like he wants to take JASON back to the lake.. he picks up the champ by the head and start bringing him back to thin ice, but STEVE JASON manages to break free and with a hard chop to the shoulder, and a DDT!!! ARCHANGEL’S head just smacked against the surface!!! STEVE JASON is back to his feet now and what is he doing here?.. STEVE JASON is climbing up the statue of Christopher Columbus here as ARCHANGEL gets up.. JASON with a diving lariat off of the knee of Columbus!!! ARCHANGEL is knocked down and now STEVE JASON follows up with a few elbow drops!!
JASON now looks like he wants to take ARCHANGEL back to the lake. He has a firm grip as he drags him, or so it seems, because this time ARCHANGEL breaks away from the grasp, and pushes SJ face first into the Columbus statue SJ just flew from.. ARCHANGEL dropkicks him hard into the statue!! SJ is down and ARCHANGEL did some damage with the assist from the man who discovered America!!! ARCHANGEL not stopping, now he jumps onto the Columbus statue and hits a CORKSRCREW PLANCHA!! Both men are down!!!
ARCHANGEL starts to get to his feet first but STEVE JASON manages to not take long after and they’re both battling back to the lake!!
ARCHANGEL however is the better off of the two, and hits SJ twice hard!!! If he can get the advantage here, ARCHANGEL will surely have no problem putting JASON through the already damaged ice of the lake!!! ARCHANGEL, going for the Complete Shot!! But SJ just pushes him down on his back!!! JASON waits on ARCHANGEL, delivers a beautiful crescent kick!! ARCHANGEL down and SJ just waits on ARCHANGEL to get back up, he goes for another kick, but ARCHANGEL ducks low.. HE HOISTS JASON UP and slams him through a PARK BENCH!!! DAN MALCOLM just smashed JASON onto that bench and it shattered beneath the world champion!!! ARCHANGEL is dazed after that last kick to the head, but woozy or not he still manages to drag JASON back to the lake..
JASON and ARCHANGEL are back on thin ice!!!
ARCHANGEL has the advantage here!! ARCHANGEL hits SJ a few times and has the champ reeling!.. ARCHANGEL steps back and delivers a baseball slide!! A baseball slide across the ice!!! SJ’s face smacks on the ice, but ARCHANGEL wastes no time in picking JASON up off the ice and he’s trying to slam him through the ice here.. this could be it.. but JASON escapes!! JASON escapes the move but ARCHANGEL turns around and hoists him up for the stalling brain buster! .ARCHANGEL is going to hold him upside down before he delivers that devastating brain buster? As ARCHANGEL holds him up you could see the ice starting to crack and fissure under the combined wait.. ARCHANGEL delivers the brain buster!!! And the ice is gonna.. NO!!! HOW DID THE ICE NOT BREAK AFTER THAT?! ARCHANGEL almost put SJ through, but that move would have put ARCHANGEL himself through as well!! ARCHANGEL doing anything he can to win the World Title!! JASON is down! ARCHANGEL has the advantage!!!
ARCHANGEL picks JASON up, it looks like he’s going for a power bomb here!! A power bomb on this thin ice will surely win him the match up, he hoists SJ up.. look at the champion!! Doing whatever he can to stay alive!! He delivers repeated strikes to the head of ARCHANGEL just before MALCOLM can power bomb him!!! SJ trying to escape the power bomb!! And that last hard punch to the face forces ARCHANGEL back!! ARCHANGEL hits the mat back first!! You can see all the cracks in the sheet of ice these men are wrestling on!!! The ice will not hold much longer!!!
JASON gets back to his feet, ARCHANGEL tries to follow, but JASON seeing him getting up, lands a stiff uppercut to put his NEW WAVE ally back down!! JASON, what’s he doing here? He’s starting to climb one of the trees over looking the lake. While SJ climbs ARCHANGEL has the where-with-all to roll himself over to the edge of the lake where the ice is much thicker!! Meanwhile JASON stands atop the tree, and he’s calling for it!!! The water may be frozen here in New York City but STEVE JASON is going for the SURFS UP!!! He flies with the elbow drop off the tree and connects with ARCHANGEL!!! The only thing that saved ARCHANGEL here was the fact that he moved to the thicker ice!! Both men struggling to get back up and end this bitterly cold encounter!!
JASON is up first and he lifts ARCHANGEL back to his feet!! ARCHANGEL is on dream street and JASON connects with a series of martial arts moves forcing ARCHANGEL to the center of the lake where the ice is thinnest!! JASON is looking to finish this match up here!! The slippery surface limits the movement, but it looks like SJ is ready to end it.. BUT WAIT! ARCHANGEL COUNTERS WITH AN STO!!! THAT STO almost finished it for both men!!!!! A COMPLETE DESPERATION MOVE by ARCHANGEL!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! BOTH MEN DOWN!!!
STEVE JASON AND ARCHANGEL both get back to their feet simultaneously now!! THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE LINE FOR ONE OF THESE MEN!! ARCHANGEL delivers a series of punches and chops to set SJ up out of it!!! ARCHANGEL with a HARD elbow to the back of the head!! That last one rocked the champ!!! And look at ARCHANGEL!! He has JASON set for EXCOMUNNICATOR! ARCHANGEL! WAIT JASON uses all his strength to flip out over ARCHANGEL’S SHOULDER!!! JASON, with a roundhouse kick to the head FLOORS ARCHANGEL!! JASON is trying to get his bearings though, now he goes to the stirring ARCHANGEL, but ARCHANGEL hits a Drop Toe Hold!! JASON’S face smacks into the ice!!
JASON and ARCHANGEL are both exhausted at this point, at the ice looks like it could give at any moment. The former BOONDOCK SAINT dives towards STEVE JASON and knocks him down with a clothesline that sends them both down.
Wait a second...
What's that noise?
The camera pans around and there's a green crane coming towards the ice with a wrecking ball extended. It's AIDAN COLLINS standing on the roof with DRAKE KOMODO behind the wheel!
AIDAN COLLINS: Hey New Wave! Thought it was funny to hang me from one of these, did you? Well, guess what... The surf's up, bros! LOWER THIS BITCH!
DRAKE swings the wrecking ball and it goes fling above ARCHANGEL and STEVE JASON'S heads. The ball then reaches its peak and drops straight down! MALCOLM dives out of the way but the ball lands directly on top of STEVE JASON sending them both through the ice!
WORLD CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Thin Ice Match - -
XWF SHOP! It‛s REAL!
The show returns with STEVE JASON being led to an ambulance on a stretcher, a wet and freezing ARCHANGEL shivering at his side..
MAIN EVENT The three superstars set to compete in the Universal Title are all in the ring as the referee raises the Universal Title over his head before handing
it too the ring announcer and calling for the bell to signal the start of
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY’s first ever Universal Title defense.
60:00
All three men slowly and cautiously walk around the ring, eyes on both
opponents as they all wait for an opportunity to make a move. SUPERBALLS
takes the initiative and spears CONNOLLY back into the corner before
following it up with several hard shoulder charges to the gut, winding the
champ. SUPERBALLS whips CONNOLLY out of the corner and follows him into the
opposing corner, crushing him into the turnbuckle. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE grabs
SUPERBALLS from behind and grabs him by the throat and attempts a chokeslam,
but he can’t get the big man up as SUPERBALLS counters by placing his hand
in DYNAMITE’s face and shoving him backwards and down to the mat below.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE quickly gets back to his feet and calls for Creative
Control, but SUPERBALLS is stood right in front of him just scratching his
head. DYNAMITE looks confused as well, as CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY sneaks up
behind SUPERBALLS and shoves him into DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, sending DD out of
the ring, as CONNOLLY takes SUPERBALLS down to the mat in a cradle, first
cover of the match, 1…SUPERBALLS is able to power out of the move and jumps
straight to his feet. SUPERBALLS drops a leg across the back of CONNOLLY’s
neck. SUPERBALLS stands back against the ropes as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE grabs his
foot from the outside and pulls him out of the ring. DYNAMITE grabs
SUPERBALLS by the hair and throws him into the steel guardrail at ringside,
before slamming his face into the steel steps. DYNAMITE goes to whip
SUPERBALLS into the guardrail, but SUPERBALLS is able to counter and the
power of the Irish Whip sends DYNAMIC DYNAMITE flying over the guardrail and
out into the fans in attendance. SUPERBALLS slowly walks over to the
guardrail before casually stepping over and continuing to work on the downed
DYNAMITE. SUPERBALLS pulls DYNAMITE up and catches him with several hard
right hands flush to the face, as DYNAMITE slowly steps backwards and
further out into the fans. SUPERBALLS raises his hands for the fans approval
and receives waves upon waves of cheers, but he is taken down by DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE, who picks him up and chucks him down, back first, onto the cold
concrete. SUPERBALLS holds his back in agony as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE pulls him
up and takes him deeper into the fans and the two men begin fighting through
the crowd. DYNAMITE just swings with vicious rights as SUPERBALLS tries to
gain an advantage with quick blows to the body. The two end up around the
technical area just at the side of the X-Tron. DYNAMITE spears SUPERBALLS
into a speaker placed right next to the ramp way, before lifting him and
dropping him down. DYNAMITE begins laying into SUPERBALLS with several hard
right hands when…WHOA!! CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY CAME FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A
SENTON RIGHT OFF THE STAGE!! DYNAMITE and SUPERBALLS and even CONNOLLY
himself are all down, right by the stage. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY is able to get
to his feet and he pulls up SUPERBALLS before rolling him up onto the ramp.
CONNOLLY climbs onto the guardrail and uses it to climb back up onto the
stage, before dropping an elbow across SUPERBALLS chest. CONNOLLY pulls
SUPERBALLS up and begins to drag him back towards the ring and goes to whip
him into the steel steps, but SUPERBALLS reverses and…THUD!! A nauseating
thud echoes throughout the arena as CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY screams out in pain
and SUPERBALLS rolls him back into the ring. SUPERBALLS drops a leg across
the chest of a lifeless CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY before covering, 1…2…DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE breaks up the pin by pulling SUPERBALLS off of the champ and out of
the ring. DYNAMITE catches SUPERBALLS with a stiff clothesline, before
climbing up to the ring apron and being met by a CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
dropkick, sending him back out onto the floor. CHRISTIAN climbs out of the
ring and picks up DYNAMIC DYNAMITE before nailing him with a swinging
neckbreaker on the concrete floor. CONNOLLY smirks as he pulls SUPERBALLS up
and rolls the big man into the ring. CONNOLLY climbs to the top rope and
shouts at SUPERBALLS telling him to get up as CONNOLLY flies off the top
rope with a cross body…but no. SUPERBALLS catches him in mid-air and slams
him to the mat in a modified Side Walk Slam. SUPERBALLS makes the cover,
1…2…CONNOLLY gets his right shoulder up off the canvas. SUPERBALLS gets to his
feet and waits for CONNOLLY to get to his feet before going for a splash in
the corner, but CHRISTIAN is able to move and SUPERBALLS crashes into the
corner. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY follows it up with a dropkick to the back and a
modified sun set flip, 1…2…SUPERBALLS rolls out a kicks CHRISTIAN, hard in
the mouth as a treacle of blood appears from CONNOLLY’s lip, however it is
not a huge cut and the blood quickly vanishes as SUPERBALLS lifts CONNOLLY
up and slams him down to the mat with a high impact powerslam. SUPERBALLS
waits for CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY to get to his feet and, when CONNOLLY is up, BALLS
goes for a big boot on CONNOLLY but CHRISTIAN ducks and BALLS boot is
heading straight for the referee’s face. The ref is just about able to avoid
any contact, as SUPERBALLS turns around and CHRISTIAN goes for a
Superkick…OUT GOES THE REFEREE!! CONNOLLY’s Superkick, meant for SUPERBALLS,
caught the referee! The ref is down, but CONNOLLY cares not; he’s got a
title to retain! CONNOLLY turns right into a SUPERBALLS clothesline, when
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE rolls back into the ring and catches SUPERBALLS with a
running forearm smash. DYNAMITE begins to look around and spots the referee
down on the mat and breaks out into a grin. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE climbs out of
the ring and retrieves a steel folding chair from the ring announcer. He
shoves the chair into the ring before returning to the ring himself and
lifting up the chair. He stares at the chair for a few moments as CHRISTIAN
CONNOLLY gets to his feet behind him. CONNOLLY is up, and DYNAMITE is still
staring at the chair as CONNOLLY places a hand on DYNAMITES shoulder…SMACK!!
DYNAMITE JUST SMASHED THE CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS CONNOLLY’S HEAD!! CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY has a huge laceration at the top of his head from where the chair hit as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE chucks the evidence out of the ring. DYNAMITE shakes the
referee and covers CONNOLLY as the referee comes too and makes the count,
1…2…THREE!! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE picks up the first fall of the entire match!!
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE gets to his feet and raises his arms to a chorus of boos
through the entire arena as SUPERBALLS sneaks up behind and spins DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE around before dropping him to the mat with a hard right hand.
DYNAMITE bounces straight back up and gets in SUPERBALLS face as the two
exchange words, however DYNAMITE comes back with a right hand to SUPERBALLS
of similar power to the one he himself received. SUPERBALLS grabs DYNAMITE
and head butt’s him and sends DYNAMITE into a light-headed state. SUPERBALLS
catches DYNAMITE with another hard right, before pulling DYNAMITE back
towards him and…T-Bone Suplex! 1…2…DYNAMITE with a kickout. SUPERBALLS gets
to his feet, but is nailed with a dropkick from behind from CONNOLLY, whose face
is now stained in blood. CONNOLLY wipes some of the blood of his face using
his hand and mounts DYNAMITE before laying into him with several hard shots
to the face, trying to gain some retribution for the chair shot, as the
referee is still trying to get his bearings back. CONNOLLY is shoved off by
DYNAMITE and the two both get to there feet before clashing heads and both
falling to the mat. CONNOLLY holds his head as his eyes look glazed over,
however DYNAMITE’s eyes are shut and he seems to be in a much worse state.
SUPERBALLS is too his feet on the outside, but is also in a rough state.
SUPERBALLS pulls himself into the ring and grabs the ring ropes as a way of
getting up onto his feet. SUPERBALLS looks down at both of his fallen
opponents, seeing CONNOLLY rolling about, but DYNAMITE still yet to have
moved. SUPERBALLS goes to grab DYNAMIC DYNAMITE…POSSUM! SMALL PACKAGE,
1…2…SUPERBALLS just slips out. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE was playing possum and
almost nicked a fall their, as they both get to their feet and begin to
exchange shots to the face. DYNAMITE is able to get in two, three, four in a
row as SUPERBALLS is reeling and DYNAMITE whips him into the corner before
running in after him, but SUPERBALLS moves and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE scouts it
and jumps up onto the top rope before coming down onto a standing SUPERBALLS
with a moonsault, 1…2…SUPERBALLS gets his shoulder up and off of the canvas.
CONNOLLY is now back to his feet and charges at SUPERBALLS but is greeted by
naught but a big boot to the already bloodied face of ‘The Suntan Superman’.
CONNOLLY looks to be in some major trouble as he rolls over to the corner,
covered in blood and looking rather woozy. SUPERBALLS charges at CONNOLLY
and catches him with a running knee to the face, before turning straight
into a DYNAMIC DYNAMITE Superkick. DYNAMITE drops down and covers
SUPERBALLS, 1…2…SUPERBALLS uses his strength to throw DYNAMITE off of
himself. DYNAMITE gets to his feet and grabs SUPERBALLS, but BALLS counters
with a European Uppercut. DYNAMITE is reeling and falls back against the
ring ropes as SUPERBALLS charges at him, but DYNAMITE ducks and pulls the
top rope down, causing SUPERBALLS to fall over the top rope and out onto the
concrete floor at ringside. DYNAMITE smirks as he now goes to work on
CONNOLLY as he pulls him up in the corner and nails him with a hard chop to
the chest…and another…and a third. CONNOLLY’s chest is, not only blood red,
but it’s now red raw as DYNAMITE whips him into the opposite corner, bounces
off the ring ropes and drives CHRISTIAN’s face straight into the mat with a
Bulldog take down. DYNAMITE rolls CONNOLLY onto his back before arrogantly
placing a foot atop his chest, 1…2…CONNOLLY kicks out. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
pulls CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY up before dropping him to the mat with a vicious
right hand shot to the bloodied champions face. DYNAMITE grabs CONNOLLY back
up and whips him off the ropes before hanging him up across the top rope in
a hangman type maneuver. CONNOLLY looks like he’s already been destroyed as
DYNAMITE drags the battered body of CONNOLLY’s up to a standing position,
before catching him with a karate palm style uppercut. CONNOLLY drops
straight to the mat and hooks the bottom rope as SUPERBALLS is again too his
feet and gets into the ring, but DYNAMITE doesn’t know it as SUPERBALLS
hooks DYNAMIC DYNAMITE up and drops him too the mat in a German Suplex with
a bridge, 1…2…DYNAMITE gets his shoulder up. SUPERBALLS holds his grip like
a pit-bull and takes DYNAMITE down with another bridged German Suplex,
1…2…DYNAMITE kicks out again. Yet again, SUPERBALLS refuses to let his grip
go as he holds on and goes for another German, but this time, DYNAMITE
blocks and switches around before taking SUPERBALLS down in a Dragon Suplex,
1…2…SUPERBALLS is able to roll a shoulder out. Both men get to their feet
respectively when CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY takes them both down with a clothesline
each. All 3 men are down on the mat. CONNOLLY slowly begins to get to his
feet and does so, but not before both SUPERBALLS and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE are
both to a vertical base. SUPERBALLS and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE both grab CHRISTIAN
and whip him off the ropes before slamming his face into the mat with a
flapjack. DYNAMITE goes to High 5 SUPERBALLS, but SUPERBALLS goes low and
catches DYNAMITE with a right hand to the torso. SUPERBALLS pummels him
across the back with several forearms and SUPERBALLS then lifts DYNAMITE
into the air before dropping him in a Tiger Bomb. SUPERBALLS covers,
1…2…DYNAMITE kicks out. Both men get up but DYNAMIC DYNAMITE is able to get
a boot in on SUPERBALLS. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE lifts SUPERBALLS up onto his
shoulders and drives him into the mat with a Death Valley Driver. DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE makes the cover, 1…2…CONNOLLY breaks up the count and pulls
DYNAMITE up before attempting the Crowning Glory, but DYNAMITE counters and
moves it into the Creative Control. DYNAMITE covers CONNOLLY,
1…2…THR-SUPERBALLS breaks it up at the last possible moment. SUPERBALLS
pulls DYNAMITE up to his feet and goes for a powerbomb, but DYNAMITE flips
out of it and nails an Enzeguri kick to SUPERBALLS, which staggers the big
man. DYNAMITE pulls SUPERBALLS in and goes for a piledriver, but SUPERBALLS
counters with a back drop. DYNAMITE gets to his feet and runs at SUPERBALLS,
but SUPERBALLS catches DYNAMIC DYNAMITE with a knee to the gut and drops him
to the mat with the Ball Breaker, 1…2…THREE!!! SUPERBALLS picks up a fall
and two men now share the lead at 1-1-0. SUPERBALLS gets to his feet as
CONNOLLY does the same on the other side of the ring as SUPERBALLS rams
CONNOLLY down with a running forearm smash. SUPERBALLS pulls CONNOLLY up by
the hair, as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE gets to his feet behind SUPERBALLS. DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE charges at SUPERBALLS, catching him with a knee to the back of the
head. SUPERBALLS falls through the ropes to the outside and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
grabs CONNOLLY. DYNAMITE lifts CONNOLLY up before lifting him high into the
air and dropping him down to the mat in a delayed vertical suplex. DYNAMITE
sits up and applauds himself as he arrogantly leans on CONNOLLY’s chest,
1…2…CONNOLLY throws his shoulder up off the mat. DYNAMITE sits up and looks
shocked as he gets to his feet and stares down at the bloodied, motionless
Universal Champion. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY crawls to the feet of DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE and uses DYNAMITE to pull himself up. The Suntan Superman is too
his knees when DYNAMITE drives his fist into the open wound at the top of
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY’s head, sending him straight back down to the canvas.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE gradually lifts CONNOLLY up to his feet and drops him to
the mat with a Reverse DDT and hooks the leg, 1…2…Shoulder Up from CONNOLLY.
DYNAMITE crawls over to CONNOLLY and begins the choke him as SUPERBALLS is
now to his feet on the outside of the ring.
30:00
SUPERBALLS climbs back into the ring as DYNAMITE releases his grip on
CONNOLLY’s throat and turns straight into a heel kick from SUPERBALLS.
SUPERBALLS covers, 1…2…DYNAMITE with a kickout. SUPERBALLS get to his feet
and pulls DYNAMITE up before lifting DYNAMITE up onto his shoulder and
throwing him out of the ring over the top rope. SUPERBALLS turns around and
grabs CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY up to his feet and chucks him back into the corner
before driving a knee into his gut. SUPERBALLS grabs CONNOLLY’s arm and
whips him into the opposite corner before following in with a running
clothesline. SUPERBALLS now lifts CONNOLLY up and places him on the second
rope before catching him with a hard uppercut. CONNOLLY, somehow, counters
with a flourish of blows to SUPERBALLS and CONNOLLY hooks SUPERBALLS up before
dropping him to the mat with a Tornado DDT. SUPERBALLS head bounces hard off
the mat as CONNOLLY makes the cover, 1…2…SUPERBALLS get a shoulder up. The
bloodied CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY gets to his feet and he yanks SUPERBALLS up by
the hair and calls for a CDT, but SUPERBALLS blocks the move and catches
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY with a stomp to the foot and a version of a face buster.
SUPERBALLS gets to his feet as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE returns to the ring and
DYNAMITE whips SUPERBALLS off the ropes but the two men’s attempted moves
collide as SUPERBALLS went for a spear and DYNAMITE went for a boot.
DYNAMITE’s boot connected with SUPERBALLS head, but the force in which was
pressed against it forced DYNAMITE to drop to the mat as well. Several
moments pass as none of the 3 downed superstars have yet to move when
DYNAMITE gets to his feet and pulls up the bloodied CONNOLLY and nails him
with a Crescent kick. DYNAMITE grabs SUPERBALLS and pulls him up. DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE sets SUPERBALLS up and…CREATIVE CONTROL!! SUPERBALLS is out as
DYNAMITE hooks his leg up in a pin attempt, 1…2…THREE!! DYNAMITE has 2 falls
and is now the target man in this match. DYNAMITE nails the Creative Control
for the third time in the match!! CONNOLLY looks to be out, but SUPERBALLS
has DYNAMITE’s ankle and won’t allow him to make a cover as he will not
release his grip!! DYNAMITE stretches both arms over towards the knocked out
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, but can not reach and kicks SUPERBALLS hard on the nose,
which infuriates the big man, who pulls DYNAMIC DYNAMITE out of the ring and
throws him into the steel ring post. SUPERBALLS climbs back into the ring
and covers CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY, who seems to be done, 1…2…CONNOLLY gets his
shoulder up. SUPERBALLS is stunned and gets to his feet before arguing for a
good minute or so as CONNOLLY seems to be out, but he still has the heart,
the guts and the determination to kick out. That is a true fighting
champion. SUPERBALLS climbs to the outside and grabs DYNAMITE by the hair
and the shot shows his face and he is busted wide open after being thrown
into the ring post. SUPERBALLS pulls him to his feet and slings him back
against the ring apron before nailing DYNAMITE with a chop to a Woo from the
crowd. SUPERBALLS begins nailing the chops over and over again, until there
is total silence in the crowd and SUPERBALLS winds one up and nails one of
the hardest chops you’ll ever see or hear and the sound echoes throughout
the entire city! DYNAMITE is in serious pain as SUPERBALLS kicks him in the
jaw and he drops down to the floor. SUPERBALLS, the only man yet to bleed in
this match, rolls back into the ring and pulls CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY to his
feet
20:00
This match is still in the balance with twenty minutes left.
CONNOLLY has yet to gain a fall whilst DYNAMIC DYNAMITE has 2 and SUPERBALLS has
1. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY nails the Heart Attack on SUPERBALLS and climbs up
onto the top rope, calling for a big move and…RATINGS GRABER!! CONNOLLY
covers SUPERBALLS, 1…2…THREE!! CONNOLLY PICKS UP HIS FIRST FALL!! CONNOLLY charges at SUPERBALLS, who catches him and drops him down to the mat in The Death Rattle!! SUPERBALLS makes the cover, 1…2…KICK OUT!! SUPERBALLS rolls out of the ring as DYNAMITE gets CONNOLLY up! The two exchange blows in the center of the ring as SUPERBALLS rolls back into the ring.. WITH A CHAIR!!! He's got a chair and he clocks DYNAMITE with the chair! SUPERBALLS turns and looks at CONNOLLY with a menacing glare. He swings and connects with CONNOLLY's skull! SUPERBALLS pulls both men to the center of the ring and lies across both of them. 1......2.......THREE! CONNOLLY got a shoulder up but SUPERBALLS picks up a pinfall on DYNAMITE!
15:00
CONNOLLY and SUPERBALLS fight while DYNAMITE finds his balance again. The crowd cheers his spirit as he collects himself on the ropes, allowing SUPERBALLS and CONNOLLY to work each other over for a few minutes.. Recharged, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE calls for the Menage-A-Trois on CONNOLLY, but CONNOLLY counters…CROWNING GLORY!! DYNAMITE IS OUT, BUT SO IS CONNOLLY!! SUPERBALLS is back and he slowly begins to crawl across to both men. He throws an arm across CONNOLLY’s chest, 1…2…CONNOLLY throws his shoulder up at the last possible second. SUPERBALLS, seeing DYNAMITE down, now throws an arm over him, 1…2…DYNAMITE kicks out as well!!
10:00
As the match enters its final stages all three men are exhausted as they can barely even stand. This has been one for the ages and they are all still in
a tight and hotly contested affair at 2 falls to DYNAMITE and BALLS with CONNOLLY
stranded with just the one. SUPERBALLS is too his feet as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
sneaks up behind him and tries to gain a fall by rolling up SUPERBALLS with
a cradle, 1…2…SUPERBALLS still has the strength to power out, following it
up by catching DYNAMIC DYNAMITE with a knee to the gut. SUPERBALLS lifts
DYNAMITE up in a Gorilla Press Slam position, but SUPERBALLS is taken out by
a dropkick to the midsection from CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY as SUPERBALLS drops
DYNAMITE across the top rope. CONNOLLY yanks SUPERBALLS hair and pulls him
into a DDT. CONNOLLY, SUPERBALLS and DYNAMIC DYNAMITE are all laid out in the ring
as SUPERBALLS slowly crawls over to the corner and uses the ring ropes to
pull himself up. SUPERBALLS raises DYNAMITE to a standing position and
shoves him backwards. SUPERBALLS clotheslines DYNAMIC DYNAMITE over the top
rope. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE crashes out onto the concrete floor at ringside and
SUPERBALLS is all smiles. The smile is quickly wiped off of his face when
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY takes him down in a Crucifixion pin, 1…2…SUPERBALLS gets
his shoulder out and jumps to his feet. SUPERBALLS takes CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
off his feet and slams him to the mat with a modified version of the Black
Hole Slam. SUPERBALLS drops down on top of CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY and hooks his
far leg in a pinning predicament, 1…2…CHRISTIAN kicks out just prior to the
three. SUPERBALLS pulls CONNOLLY too his feet and sets CHRISTIAN up for a
powerbomb, but CONNOLLY counters and back drops SUPERBALLS down to the mat.
SUPERBALLS gets to his feet and is caught with a drop kick to the jaw from
Universal Champion, CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE, who is now back in
the ring, takes CONNOLLY down with a stiff running clothesline. DYNAMIC
DYNAMITE stands over the fallen CONNOLLY as SUPERBALLS rolls out to the floor to
recover on the outside. DYNAMIC DYNAMITE pulls CONNOLLY up to a vertical
base and lands a karate chop to the throat of CONNOLLY. CHRISTIAN grabs his throat
and reels backwards in pain before slowly collapsing to the mat as he begins
to spit up blood. The picture of DYNAMITE DYNAMITE’s smirk tells a story as
CONNOLLY is in serious need of medical attention. CONNOLLY spits up a whole
load of blood and his larynx may well be shattered. The referee tells
DYNAMITE to back away and checks on CONNOLLY, who seems to be in a whole
different universe as he seems to be fading away, but DYNAMIC DYNAMITE shows
no mercy on him as he shoves the referee out of the way and pulls CONNOLLY
up, before dropping him to the mat in a high impact powerbomb in an attempt
to cause even more internal damage. A huge clot of blood shoots out of
CONNOLLY’s mouth as the blood from his mouth starts to dribble onto the mat
and out of his mouth as he is now on his stomach. CONNOLLY spits up a bit more
blood as he wipes the blood off of his lips and tongue as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
lifts CONNOLLY up and into a fireman’s carry position, but CONNOLLY is able to
counter out and…FINAL BLESSING OUTTA NOWHERE!!! CONNOLLY hooks DYNAMITE’s
leg, 1…2…THREE!! CONNOLLY is finally on level terms with all three of his
opponents!! He’s still in quite a bad state thought, despite the fact the
blood seems to have cleared up. CONNOLLY sits up realizing that everything
is to play for in this last few moments of this match and he gets straight
to his feet, as SUPERBALLS sneaks into the ring behind him and goes for a
reverse DDT, which CONNOLLY is able to counter and CONNOLLY lands a spinning heel kick to the jaw of SUPERBALLS. SUPERBALLS drops to one knee, but is quickly back
to his feet as CONNOLLY holds his gut in pain, but is shocked to see
SUPERBALLS is still able to stand. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY bounces off the ring
ropes and catches SUPERBALLS with a clothesline, but it only slightly rocks
the big man. CONNOLLY bounces off the ropes again and connects with an even
harder clothesline, which sends SUPERBALLS a few steps backwards, before
losing his balance on one leg and dropping to a knee. CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY
bounces off the ring ropes and connects with a hard Shining Wizard.
1:00
The match is near end, as DYNAMIC DYNAMITE spots the timer on the X-Tron
before running at SUPERBALLS with a clothesline…BUT MISSES AND GOES SAILING
OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THAT COULD BE IT FOR DYNAMITE IN THIS MATCH…HE HAS SO LITTLE TIME TO RECOVER AS THE CLOCK IS NOW DOWN TO 45 SECONDS!! SUPERBALLS is clinging onto the ropes, trying to stay on his feet as CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY is back up. SUPERBALLS and CONNOLLY lock eyes and slowly step up into each other’s faces. SUPERBALLS broad grin spreads from ear to ear as CONNOLLY’s
face has no expression. CONNOLLY blasts SUPERBALLS in the jaw with the
hardest right hand you’ll ever see as a tooth goes flying out of SUPERBALLS
jaw and CONNOLLY begins to go crazy on SUPERBALLS, sending him back against
the ropes, before whipping him off and…CROWNING GLORY OUT OF NOWHERE, OUT OF
ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!! CONNOLLY is absolutely exhausted as SUPERBALLS looks to
be out! CONNOLLY begins to crawl over to SUPERBALLS, he’s inches away, but
time is running out…
00:45
CONNOLLY locks in a BOSTON CRAB!! SUPERBALLS is in AGONY!! THIS IS IT!! HE’S GONNA TAP!!
00:20
CHRISTIAN CONNOLLY has SUPERBALLS locked in a Boston crab, and DYNAMIC comes out of nowhere with a boot right to the face of CHRISTIAN sending him down to the mat in a heap. DYNAMIC smiles as you see CANDACE VON and VANESSA BLUE distract the ref as DERRICK slides into the ring and he along with DYNAMIC pick up SUPERBALLS and OH MY GOD! He just jabbed him with the tazer out of nowhere sending the big man down to the mat in a heap.
00:10
DERRICK slides out of the ring and DYNAMIC grabs CHRISTIAN and hooks him in the Menage-A-Trois!
00:05
The ref turns to see this just in time as he comes over and sees CHRISTIAN is not responding.... He calls for the submission!! It’s another point for DYNAMITE!! And the buzzer goes off!! We have a new Universal Champ through blatant cheating!
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION:
vs.
vs.
- - Iron Man Match - -
DYNAMITE drops to his knees as the crowd starts booing like crazy! He is handed the Universal belt as his accomplices enter the ring to congratulate him! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE is your new UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!
